[Lisa H]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

And the quotes from the KJV-CFT to back that up?

As I said they are Rules for Jo Freddie. Did not say Biblical writings.

Just in case you forget
1. Lisa is always right.
2. If Lisa is wrong, refer to rule 1.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

As I said they are Rules for Jo Freddie. Did not say Biblical writings.

Just in case you forget
1. Lisa is always wrong.
2. If Lisa is right, refer to rule 1.

That's more the case.

Now stop going off topic.

[Lisa H]

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This is more the case.
1. Lisa is always right.
2. If Lisa is wrong, refer to rule 1.

I will always do what Lisa asks

I actually asked you a question first. Did you pay this guy to start this thread.

[Jo Freddie]

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I actually asked you a question first. Did you pay this guy to start this thread.

No I did not pay him at all, it is mealy yet more evidence of the work of His Noodly Appendages, that just as I start to talk in one topic, another soul is moved to start a more appropriate thread for me to show the untruths that are perpetrated by those here.

Yet you are still blind to the truth Lisa, even though the Lord Noodle listened to you, a non-Pastafairian, and fulfilled YOUR desire that I should confront the lies of Cranks, and those like him in a separate topic.

So here in this topic, started not by me, but by ProudDane(DK) guided by The Great Noodle, I have laid bare the evidence of the lies that come from Cranks and others, yet none have come to repudiate what I have shown to be true.

[Lisa H]

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No I did not pay him at all, it is mealy yet more evidence of the work of His Noodly Appendages, that just as I start to talk in one topic, another soul is moved to start a more appropriate thread for me to show the untruths that are perpetrated by those here.

Yet you are still blind to the truth Lisa, even though the Lord Noodle listened to you, a non-Pastafairian, and fulfilled YOUR desire that I should confront the lies of Cranks, and those like him in a separate topic.

So here in this topic, started not by me, but by ProudDane(DK) guided by The Great Noodle, I have laid bare the evidence of the lies that come from Cranks and others, yet none have come to repudiate what I have shown to be true.

Sorry, did you say something important. I dozed off for a few minutes.

[Jo Freddie]

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Sorry, did you say something important. I dozed off for a few minutes.

A sign of the deep conditioning you have undergone I am afraid Lisa, you have been programmed to shut down when confronted by the truth.

Try and stay focused, try to fight the brainwashing, I know for one such as you will find it very hard, but do try.

[Lisa H]

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A sign of the deep conditioning you have undergone I am afraid Lisa, you have been programmed to shut down when confronted by the truth.

Try and stay focused, try to fight the brainwashing, I know for one such as you will find it very hard, but do try.

You are wrong there Jo. I dozed off because it late were I am, and someone was waffling on with some dribble about 2 minute noodles.

[Sister Christina]

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Try and stay focused, try to fight the brainwashing, I know for one such as you will find it very hard, but do try.

Go Feel the Sauce somewhere else, Jo.

Btw...I'm having your so-called 'god' for dinner tonight.

[Jo Freddie]

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Go Feel the Sauce somewhere else, Jo.

So along comes another one, unable to repudiate the truth I have shown about the lies of Cranks you resort to trying to make me go away, well I still feel I have work to do here so I am not going anywhere.

Btw...I'm having your so-called 'god' for dinner tonight.

I hope you are going to share the meal with others for that is most important as we are shown in FAQs

64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”
75 Frequently Asked: “So, I'd love to eat pasta, but I have some sort of medical condition/diet/personal preference that prevents me from doing so.
76 What do I do?”
77 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “His Noodly Majesty is, above all, tolerant.
78 Be a good person, and you'll be fine, eating Pasta or not.

[Sister Christina]

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So along comes another one, unable to repudiate the truth I have shown about the lies of Cranks you resort to trying to make me go away, well I still feel I have work to do here so I am not going anywhere.
I hope you are going to share the meal with others for that is most important as we are shown in FAQs

We'll be having soup instead....without any noodle-deities. I don't want to catch the Pastarrhea that you obviously have.

[Jo Freddie]

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We'll be having soup instead....without any noodle-deities. I don't want to catch the Pastarrhea that you obviously have.

We are going off topic here, do you have anything to say about Cranky's lie that American is the language of God?

Lets us take one example of the word of "god" as defined by the Bendover Baptist - the KJV-CFT

It states
Numbers 11:7And the manna [was] as coriander seed, and the COLOUR thereof as the COLOUR of bdellium.

Not American, now before anyone accuses me of using an interpretation of the book lets us take a look in the original


Numbers 11:7 looks like this:


The above is a straight scan, no photoshop and you can check for yourself by either going and having a look at an original copy or the full scan that can be found here

[Sister Christina]

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We are going off topic here, do you have anything to say about Cranky's lie that American is the language of God?

American is the language of God. It's not His fault that the Englishmen, who put His words down on paper, couldn't spell the words right.

Yet another reason why God hates Britain.

[the DANE muhaha]

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American is the language of God. It's not His fault that the Englishmen, who put His words down on paper, couldn't spell the words right.

Yet another reason why God hates Britain.

dont think he is from america he from no where i think

[Sister Christina]

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dont think he is from america he from no where i think

Yet another proven point about the Denmarkian educational system.

Which leads to yet another proven point that Cranky never lies.

[Jo Freddie]

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American is the language of God. It's not His fault that the Englishmen, who put His words down on paper, couldn't spell the words right.

Yet another reason why God hates Britain.

So the King Jimmy bible is NOT the PERFECT word of God then?

If they made mistakes with the spelling what else did they get wrong?

Could the whole book be a description animal worship? Simple mistake, they got the d & g the wrong way round.