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  • TravisDK
    Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 104

    #31
    Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

    Buttzville, Pennsylvania

    Twatt, Scotland

    Muff, Ireland

    Titty Hill, England

    Wetwang, England
    Deuteronomy 2:7
    For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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    • Gaps
      Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
      • Aug 2010
      • 162

      #32
      Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      This is NOT a homosexual pick-up site, pervert!
      What are you talking about???? Homosexual pick up site? HAve i mentioned anything about homosexuals? Or Dating?

      Serioulsy, you gave me an infraction (are you some kind of admin in here?) with the reason - and i quote!

      "Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum"


      Honestly that doesnt make ANY SENSE AT ALL! Fair enough that you get angry and dont have a comeback, but then use a little more proper reason. This is childish!

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      • Gaps
        Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
        • Aug 2010
        • 162

        #33
        Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        This is NOT a homosexual pick-up site, pervert!
        And another infraction???? I must really have made you angry, as it is clear you dont have anything else do than infraction on me. And i can assure you - i do not lie. I might be wrong on somethings, but im not gay, and i do not want to have any relationship with you or anyone who is not female, so please stop with the homosexual stuff ok?

        Infraction nr 2:
        "Reason: Lying about your homersexurality"

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #34
          Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

          Originally posted by Grapes View Post
          And another infraction???? I must really have made you angry, as it is clear you dont have anything else do than infraction on me. And i can assure you - i do not lie. I might be wrong on somethings, but im not gay, and i do not want to have any relationship with you or anyone who is not female, so please stop with the homosexual stuff ok?

          Infraction nr 2:
          "Reason: Lying about your homersexurality"
          Friend, you need to get right with Jesus and leave your perverted lifestyle!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #35
            Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

            No-one is amused by this kind of juvenile innuendo. Buck your ideas up, disgustingly-named towns!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Gaps
              Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
              • Aug 2010
              • 162

              #36
              Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Friend, you need to get right with Jesus and leave your perverted lifestyle!
              I do not have a perverted lifestyle.

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              • Dutch the Dutchman
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2010
                • 2

                #37
                Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                Originally posted by Dutchy the Dutchman View Post
                People, please! Come on! English is not the only language in the world! Slut in Sweden or Condom in France has not the same meaning in English as it does in Swedish or French! Besides that, langague evolves. Words that were common 300 years ago are not nessisarely used today anymore or have a whole other definition. So Middlesex in USA and UK problaby had a whole other meaning hundreds of years ago than it has today. Actually: the name means territory of the middle Saxons and refers to the tribal origin of its inhabitants. It is formed from the Old English 'middel' and 'Seaxe'. It's first recorded use was in 704 as Middleseaxan.
                Hmmm... interesting quote form this guy. He seems pretty intelligent...

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                • Gaps
                  Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 162

                  #38
                  Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                  Originally posted by Dutch the Dutchman View Post
                  Hmmm... interesting quote form this guy. He seems pretty intelligent...

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12838

                    #39
                    Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                    Originally posted by Dutch the Dutchman View Post
                    Hmmm... interesting quote form this guy. He seems pretty intelligent...

                    Oh yes--trying to introduce humor in a setting where it is totally inappropriate!
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Gaps
                      Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 162

                      #40
                      Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      Oh yes--trying to introduce humor in a setting where it is totally inappropriate!
                      Naahhh maybe its more like a test...

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                      • Seth Campbell
                        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1565

                        #41
                        Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                        I've been through some horribly named places on my travels.

                        Sexsmith Alberta
                        Beaver Crossing AB


                        Climax Saskatchewan
                        Big Beaver Saskatchewan
                        Fairy Glen SK (Founded by a Homer named Glen?)
                        Nut Mountain SK

                        Spuzzum British Columbia
                        Chilliwack British Columbia (as one coworker said, it sounds like a cold lonely night)
                        Baldy Hughes BC
                        Gang Ranch BC
                        Skookumchuck BC (I don't know what it means but it sounds dirty)
                        Stoner BC (well this one does fit British Columbia)
                        Ta ta creek
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • Hellbound_Alchemist
                          Unsaved trash, suspected witch Known Ginger
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 14

                          #42
                          Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                          Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
                          There's no question that Freehold is the best place on earth to live, but even though there's plenty of sinful towns and cities in the world, some are worse than others. These Godmocking towns will without a doubt end up in hell on judgementday.

                          Galatians 6:7
                          Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


                          Condom - small town in the catlick country of France

                          Hell –the devilish country of Norway and many other countries, among them the USA


                          Rectum – small village in Holland

                          Shit – Iran

                          Middelfart – the rotten state of Denmark

                          Vagine – another denmarkian town

                          Agay – France

                          Bitche – another French town, do you see a pattern?

                          Horneytown – North Carolina, USA

                          piffleing - small town in Austria

                          Big Bone Lick – Kentucky, USA

                          Dildo – several places in Canada

                          Gay – at least three US-towns with that name. Guys watch your back

                          Hookersville – West Virginia, USA

                          Lego – West Virginia, USA

                          Middlesex – USA and UK

                          Dikshit – India

                          Sexmoans – Phillipines

                          Beaver - Oklahoma, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia, USA

                          Slut – small town in the godforsaken country of Sweden


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                          Viggo B. Kristofferse, could you send me the exact geographical locations of all the above cities and towns, i would really like to add them to my list of places to visit.
                          Thank you and have a Merry Christmas
                          This space for praising the Lord not for demonic guttural utterances. Admin

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #43
                            Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                            Originally posted by Hellview_Alchemist View Post
                            Viggo B. Kristofferse, could you send me the exact geographical locations of all the above cities and towns, i would really like to add them to my list of places to visit.
                            Thank you and have a Merry Christmas
                            Why don't you just go to a travel agent, they will be glad to help.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 492

                              #44
                              Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                              Originally posted by Hellview_Alchemist View Post
                              Viggo B. Kristofferse, could you send me the exact geographical locations of all the above cities and towns, i would really like to add them to my list of places to visit.
                              Thank you and have a Merry Christmas
                              Why would you like to go there? These towns are evil.


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                              Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                              • BaronOB
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 207

                                #45
                                Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

                                What's about, Satan on Work!

                                Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
                                The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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