[DeadMan89]

Re: Towns that will go straight to hell

The town called dildo even has captain who boasts about it.

Ah, get your mind out of the gutter, you foul mouthed idiot! The place was named Dildo after the captain of the ship "Saint Renford", who had wrecked the ship on the shores of newfoundland. The captain had partook in to much rum and rammed the ship on the shallow rocks underneath, and wasn't able to budge. It ruined the meat and fishery supplies that was meant for the small unamed town. The captain was afterwards called a "dildoe", which meant contemptous imbecile. The town named it Dildo to further humiliate the captain.

[Lisa H]

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Ah, get your mind out of the gutter, you foul mouthed idiot! The place was named Dildo after the captain of the ship "Saint Renford", who had wrecked the ship on the shores of newfoundland. The captain had partook in to much rum and rammed the ship on the shallow rocks underneath, and wasn't able to budge. It ruined the meat and fishery supplies that was meant for the small unamed town. The captain was afterwards called a "dildoe", which meant contemptous imbecile. The town named it Dildo to further humiliate the captain.

How dare you call me a gutter mind, foul mouthed idiot.

[DeadMan89]

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How dare you call me a gutter mind, foul mouthed idiot.

Oh, I dare. As an old saying goes; I calls 'em like I sees 'em. It wasn't me who associated an innocent town name with a sex toy. That was you. Get your mind out of the gutter once in a while and you may learn something.

[Lisa H]

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Oh, I dare. As an old saying goes; I calls 'em like I sees 'em. It wasn't me who associated an innocent town name with a sex toy. That was you. Get your mind out of the gutter once in a while and you may learn something.

If you "call 'em like you sees 'em" you better get some new glasses. Now stop with your dirty talk.

[Adilene]

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Viggo B. Kristofferse, could you send me the exact geographical locations of all the above cities and towns, i would really like to add them to my list of places to visit.
Thank you and have a Merry Christmas

I heard theres a f***ing, Austria.

[Dead_Man3.0]

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If you "call 'em like you sees 'em" you better get some new glasses. Now stop with your dirty talk.

Hey, he wasn't the one calling a town name a sex toy. That was you, ergo your the one with the filthy mind.

[Cursed]

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Hey, he wasn't the one calling a town name a sex toy. That was you, ergo your the one with the filthy mind.

Mr. Dead Man 3.0, you are the guest here. This is the home of Landover Baptist.

I realize that you are an ignorant savage who's never been exposed to such cultural niceties as civility. I have deduced this through your behavior, ergo you are an ignorant savage.

Please let me introduce you to some basics; these will serve you well throughout your probably short life.

When a guest in another's home, you never belittle your host. Your only recourse, if grievously insulted in your limited estimation, is to thank them for a wonderful visit and excuse yourself.

You should be ashamed of your crass behavior. Your grandmother would slap the taste right out of your mouth.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Piles - small town near Valencia. And we know the cause.

Twatt - village in Orkney.

Alcantarilla near Murcia in southern Spain - means 'sewer'. And it is.

Penicuik, near Edinburgh. They dropped the 's' at some point during the 19th century.

Cockermouth - in Cumbria in England. Ehem.

And of course the welsh town of:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch, which apart from spraying the listener with verbal sputum, also proves that Welsh, rather than being a language in its own right, is actually a throat disease.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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Buttzville, Pennsylvania

Twatt, Scotland

Muff, Ireland

Titty Hill, England

Wetwang, England

[Gods Hand!]

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Apart from all the misplaced and unholy town names, I believe the most unholy and by god hated town over the whole wide world would be Amsterdam (The Netherlands). Whores, legal drugs, nikkers/criminals! It's just awfull!

If the American government could do just one thing right in their busy schedule of idiotic acts, it would be bombing Amsterdam. And the whole country as well, while they're at it!

[Rev.Peter North]

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ummm i dont think you guys realize that english is the only language on earth... Maybe your should explore the world a bit. Learn some life experiences instead of sticking too 100% dead tree text.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Fresno, California and Yuma, Arizona are awful places. The names aren't blasphemous, there is nothing all that remarklable about them, but if you've ever been to either place, I KNOW you agree with me when I say they are definitely unloved by God.

Especially Yuma! What a garden spot!

[Gabriel Reproba]

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ummm i dont think you guys realize that english is the only language on earth... Maybe your should explore the world a bit. Learn some life experiences instead of sticking too 100% dead tree text.

And you, Sir, don't seem to have mastered that language very well. Please focus on your introduction thread and stop criticizing people for their language skills when you can't type a sentence without making three grammatical errors. How did you become a Reverend with such poor writing skills?

[James Dewitt]

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Having traveled all across this great earth the most vile, hell hole that I have ever visited has to be Bangkok, Thailand. It makes Watts look like paradise.

[God's Flaming Sword]

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A few more place names that should be on the list:

• Breaston - near Nottingham
• Penistone - Yorkshire
• Brown Willy - Cornwall
• Lickey Hole - can't remember where
• Honey Pot Lane - signposted from the A1 between Stamford and Grantham
• Bell End - there's lots of these
• Six Mile Bottom - signposted from the A11 south of Cambridge
• Pant - near Newtown in Mid Wales
• Lord Herefords Knob - near The Black Mountains
• Brown Tongue - on the way up Scafell Pike
• Licky End - nr J1 M42
• Wankers Corner - Oregon, United States
• Mother Dillons Knob - Northern Territory, Australia
• Cunte - Peru
• Bum - Nicaragua; Sudan
• Bum Bum - Venezuela
• Vagina - Russia
• Bitche - France; Mozambique
• Butt of Lewis - Scotland, UK

and some photographic evidence of places that are surely damned.