Here are some pictures from the Hallowed Ground which certain hook-nosed brown people want to sully with their "complex" of swimming pools, basketball courts, and other insensitive things:

See? Ground Zero is a place for GENTLEMEN, not foreign barbarians. When was the last time you heard of a greasy, hairy Arab doing something gentlemanly like saying something polite, or even writing longhand? The two block radius around ground zero is HALLOWED GROUND, and that means GENTLEMEN ONLY!

America's HALLOWED GROUND is of course the financial district, so of course there is to be all sorts of derivative put-option trading and such. Uneducated, ignorant people call this "gambling", but off-track betting plays in important role in foreign macroeconomic leverage transations that simple minds like themselves will never be able to understand.

America must not allow foreigners to cheapen our Hallowed Ground with their YMCAs and so on. America only allows the finest 99 cent chinese plastic goods on Hallowed Ground, and swarthy people playing basketball will destroy this fine tradition of sublime dignity.

This, on the other hand, is EXTREMELY insensitive! As a republican, the party of sensitivity, I am offended that an IRISH pub, which probably funded IRA bombings and IRA terrorism, is on America's HALLOWED GROUND. This is just more evidence that the Irish are overrunning America and that we will be living under Papal Law if we don't all vote republican.

See? Ground Zero is a place for GENTLEMEN, not foreign barbarians. When was the last time you heard of a greasy, hairy Arab doing something gentlemanly like saying something polite, or even writing longhand? The two block radius around ground zero is HALLOWED GROUND, and that means GENTLEMEN ONLY!

America's HALLOWED GROUND is of course the financial district, so of course there is to be all sorts of derivative put-option trading and such. Uneducated, ignorant people call this "gambling", but off-track betting plays in important role in foreign macroeconomic leverage transations that simple minds like themselves will never be able to understand.

America must not allow foreigners to cheapen our Hallowed Ground with their YMCAs and so on. America only allows the finest 99 cent chinese plastic goods on Hallowed Ground, and swarthy people playing basketball will destroy this fine tradition of sublime dignity.

This, on the other hand, is EXTREMELY insensitive! As a republican, the party of sensitivity, I am offended that an IRISH pub, which probably funded IRA bombings and IRA terrorism, is on America's HALLOWED GROUND. This is just more evidence that the Irish are overrunning America and that we will be living under Papal Law if we don't all vote republican.
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