[whattheheckman]

Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

I personally bagged 5 witches in October. I only had permits for 3, but Brother BJ and the boys in security all belong to the same Men's Fellowship Group that I run, so they looked the other way.

I guess this follows secular law too, just like your "dont stone the queers until we run the country" policy
jeez, the least you people could do is be consistent

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

This is in reference to this entire post set because most quoted my own post.

Not only are you having a joke with" us, but you're full of b.s. too.

I personally bagged 5 witches in October. I only had permits for 3, but Brother BJ and the boys in security all belong to the same Men's Fellowship Group that I run, so they looked the other way.

Praise Jesus!! God said "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live," and He meant it!!

You just aren't where I am. If I here of a witch killing anywhere I'm not afraid to rally the witches of the US or of the world. We don't suffer. We do not cause suffering. It's snobs like you that cause suffering.

More like your’ spells are just delusional and plane don’t work.



Poisoning people, flaying them alive to dance in their skins, eating babies and spreading AIDS with your tainted blood . That’s all “good” stuff in your wicker’s book.



Our security and intelligence in Iowa is excellent she-harlot. We have good estimations of the active wickers in the Freehold County and periodically launch preemptive strikes with annual October wicker culls. Past experience has shown a fat, whinny wicker’s spell are pretty much no match for an assault rifle. For that matter your magic don’t work to good against baseball bats and fire.

We have experienced mass wicker assaults before here at Freehold. Fortunately the gun towers, razor wire and electric fences Jesus has gifted us have kept our shinning city on the hill safe from your kind. Even when a Pastor leaves Freehold, to say lobby in Washington he goes with a full security team just to thwart any wicker assassination attempts.



If by alone you mean midnight orgies of goat sex and baby eating then yes, that is how you wickers spend Halloween. You lies are useless here, Landover has the confessions of Soul Saved® Wickers dating back to the 17th century. We know everything there is to know about your evil kind.

Repent before it is too late sinner.

I don't hurt a soul. I did a ritual for the death of a oppossum on the road last night at my hands. It was an honest mistake becuase I slammed the breaks as fast as I could, but he went under the car instead of staying put.

I can't stand to think of killing something much less mutilating it. If you know of the poem Beowulf, it is one that I can't stand becuase I see the gore.

My book is not made out of reeds. It's Wiccan. I spell Christianity correctly, and I believe I deserve the same respect. I also don't have AIDS. I'm perfectly healthy.

I'm not coming at you with just defensive rites, but also with a bow and arrow, guns, and whatever else I can do. Like I said harm none with the magic, but we're allowed to use all manner of weapons.

<snort> Yeah, that's why.


So you're saying that Negress witches are more evil than white witches?

I'd accuse you of being a racist, miss, but I've always suspected Negresses of voodoo witchcraft, the way they look at me with that evil eye when I tell them to move to the back of the bus (from my car), and the way they're always carrying those spell-making collard greens and pig feet!


Like one of Ron Paul's "flash moobs", I bet!


Is that what you witches call it nowadays? "Practicing Samhain"?

I hope you at least wash up afterward.

I meant the type of magic. Dark witches use negativity to empower the spells they use. I personally find it horrible because usually they're to cause harm.

I will gather everyone in a preemptive strike myself. Going to the site now. They'll gather all the others .

Samhain celebrates the death of the God and the coming of Winter. It's because the God is gone that the plants lose foliage during winter. I wash before and after because it's called rieving. I don't do anything dirty. We offer incence and dried plants while performing old dances to songs such as The Mummer's Dance or Marco Polo by Loreena McKennitt. No sex.

Grow UP!

[Jess84]

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you are so right!!

[VictoryOS]

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Is that what you witches call it nowadays? "Practicing Samhain"?

That's probably a phone code they came up with in case their parents might be listening in.

[JennyD]

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For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

<snort> Yeah, that's why.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

So you're saying that Negress witches are more evil than white witches?

I'd accuse you of being a racist, miss, but I've always suspected Negresses of voodoo witchcraft, the way they look at me with that evil eye when I tell them to move to the back of the bus (from my car), and the way they're always carrying those spell-making collard greens and pig feet!

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

Like one of Ron Paul's "flash moobs", I bet!

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

Is that what you witches call it nowadays? "Practicing Samhain"?

I hope you at least wash up afterward.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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???What??? I'm serious. I dare you to think I'm having a joke with you. You can't have a witch hunt if you can't find us, and if you hurt any one individual of us, we're going to unite into an army that will have you running scared.

Not only are you having a joke with" us, but you're full of b.s. too.

I personally bagged 5 witches in October. I only had permits for 3, but Brother BJ and the boys in security all belong to the same Men's Fellowship Group that I run, so they looked the other way.

Praise Jesus!! God said "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live," and He meant it!!

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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Ummm, maybe you thought this was the World of Warcraft forum?

???What??? I'm serious. I dare you to think I'm having a joke with you. You can't have a witch hunt if you can't find us, and if you hurt any one individual of us, we're going to unite into an army that will have you running scared.

[Bobby-Joe]

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For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

More like your’ spells are just delusional and plane don’t work.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

Poisoning people, flaying them alive to dance in their skins, eating babies and spreading AIDS with your tainted blood . That’s all “good” stuff in your wicker’s book.

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

Our security and intelligence in Iowa is excellent she-harlot. We have good estimations of the active wickers in the Freehold County and periodically launch preemptive strikes with annual October wicker culls. Past experience has shown a fat, whinny wicker’s spell are pretty much no match for an assault rifle. For that matter your magic don’t work to good against baseball bats and fire.

We have experienced mass wicker assaults before here at Freehold. Fortunately the gun towers, razor wire and electric fences Jesus has gifted us have kept our shinning city on the hill safe from your kind. Even when a Pastor leaves Freehold, to say lobby in Washington he goes with a full security team just to thwart any wicker assassination attempts.

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

If by alone you mean midnight orgies of goat sex and baby eating then yes, that is how you wickers spend Halloween. You lies are useless here, Landover has the confessions of Soul Saved® Wickers dating back to the 17th century. We know everything there is to know about your evil kind.

Repent before it is too late sinner.

[Nobar King]

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Ummm, maybe you thought this was the World of Warcraft forum?

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

For one, I have some information for you.

1) We witches, even those who practice high magic, cannot fly because it would be altering something in nature that would be irreversable.

2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

3) You don't know how many of us are in a coven in a given area and would march against you so quickly with every ounce of strength we could muster.

You can't find most of us on Halloween because most of us practice Samhain alone at night.

[Viking]

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"Are you a liar as well as a queer witch?"

no i am not, i am a human that thinks an analyzes, instead of blindly following a book written 2000+ years ago.

"You don't seem very tolerant to me."

when have i directly insulted christianity, or said that you believe in satan? because thats what you do. that seems inlolerant. tell me how have i been intolerant so i can fiz it.

"Anyway, I thought you were leaving us forever because we don't allow obscenities on our forum?"

i have never said an actual obsenity. a few curses have escaped from me, the only exceptions. i dont believe cursing is THAT insulting, is it?

"And now you are pissing on your own kind?"

of course, that rat and me are the same race to you. but in the true world we are not. wake up!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya"

lol wut?

well, and just to clear things out, im not a goth. you want to see a faggot goth? look up dani filth, the most poser, faggot, wannabee black metaller that earth has seen.

im glad you pray for me, ill pray for you too.

do you realize that i think jesus was a great man, but the great difference between you and me is that you are no tolerant, and that i am tolerant? i hope you open your mind a bit, and become tolerant to other kinds of people and points of view, cause there sure are a lot of them in this earth!

You don't seem very tolerant to me. You have been rude and insulting to Christianity ever since your first post. And now you are pissing on your own kind?

Anyway, I thought you were leaving us forever because we don't allow obscenities on our forum? Are you a liar as well as a queer witch?

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Viking]

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"Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya"

lol wut?

well, and just to clear things out, im not a goth. you want to see a faggot goth? look up dani filth, the most poser, faggot, wannabee black metaller that earth has seen.

im glad you pray for me, ill pray for you too.

do you realize that i think jesus was a great man, but the great difference between you and me is that you are no tolerant, and that i am tolerant? i hope you open your mind a bit, and become tolerant to other kinds of people and points of view, cause there sure are a lot of them in this earth!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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hm, you were actually enlightened by heaven, you guessed im not an actual viking. good! they were killed by the unholy inquisition long ago! good guess! btw, vikings were far greater people than the inquisition, but the christians know how to devour one by one, thing that the vikings never could do, they were only good fighting your enemy in his face, not in his back, christians always loved to chit chat obsenities of other people at their backs.

and by the way, i never knew i couldnt curse in this forum, so ill just go, how can people believe unbelievable videos like these? long way around, but you get the message anyway.

Well, I'll be praying for you, gothfag. Bye then.

Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya.

[Viking]

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hm, you were actually enlightened by heaven, you guessed im not an actual viking. good! they were killed by the unholy inquisition long ago! good guess! btw, vikings were far greater people than the inquisition, but the christians know how to devour one by one, thing that the vikings never could do, they were only good fighting your enemy in his face, not in his back, christians always loved to chit chat obsenities of other people at their backs.

and by the way, i never knew i couldnt curse in this forum, so ill just go, how can people believe unbelievable videos like these? long way around, but you get the message anyway.