VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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these vids make me laugh...how can people actually believe this bullsh*t?

This coming from a gothfag who likes to pretend he's a viking...

[Viking]

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these vids make me laugh...how can people actually believe this bullsh*t?

[Anna Marie Raven]

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Looks like this town needs a good ol' fashion Christian Witch-Burnin'!!!
(makes me think o' back home....*shudder*)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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hey, would you like to go witch hunting with me next heloween? i am a brand new to religion i used to be a horrible athiest but not anymore. i would like for everyone to pleas enot judge me due to my really bad past! i swear i am changed i do anything for god and jesus!

You can start by using proper capitalization. Words like "God" and "Jesus" should always be treated with respect.

Why don't you make a thread of your own over in the "introductions" section and tell us all about your depraved past? We're here to help! We can help you find Salvation, if that's what you truly want.

If you want to get in on next year's witch hunt, you'll need to do alot of praying and alot of thithing before then. Good luck, sinner!

[kemperanger]

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Anyone who has ever doubted that witches are intent on taking over the world should study this thread. Proof Positive, Praise Jesus!

This one was taken by a True Christian™ last Halloween. I defy anyone to dispute its authenticity.

Notice even the admitted witch Van Helbound is silent on the issue. she and her coven are probably off making their diabolical plans for an attack on Freehold next week.

hey, would you like to go witch hunting with me next heloween? i am a brand new to religion i used to be a horrible athiest but not anymore. i would like for everyone to pleas enot judge me due to my really bad past! i swear i am changed i do anything for god and jesus!

[SinisterPizza]

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UFO activity? Wellll..."the 21st century" is "when everything changes". This seems so very...The Shakespeare Code, doesn't it?

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

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Anyone who has ever doubted that witches are intent on taking over the world should study this thread. Proof Positive, Praise Jesus!

This one was taken by a True Christian™ last Halloween. I defy anyone to dispute its authenticity.

Notice even the admitted witch Van Helbound is silent on the issue. she and her coven are probably off making their diabolical plans for an attack on Freehold next week.

Why don't you just go down there, plan a stakeout, and shoot them down?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Anyone who has ever doubted that witches are intent on taking over the world should study this thread. Proof Positive, Praise Jesus!

This one was taken by a True Christian™ last Halloween. I defy anyone to dispute its authenticity.

Notice even the admitted witch Van Helbound is silent on the issue. she and her coven are probably off making their diabolical plans for an attack on Freehold next week.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Chilling Brother Jeb. Utterly chilling. I would like to Rachael or Lilith's spin on this one.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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