[Gaps]

Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy?

My greatest JOY and SATISFACTION comes from being a True Christian™ and hating False Christians, Mooslims, Cathlyks, Atheists and all other forms of unsaved trash

I get even more JOY and COMFORT in knowing that they will endure an agonising eternal existence burning slowly in the sulfur pits of HELL

I am a happy and content man thanks to Jesus

I continually feel the Joy of Jesus' Love.

I have fun by serving the Lord, which is our entire purpose in life. That's why God created humans.

I have never worried that something was "not normal in my eyes". Well, except that time I had a migraine that lasted three days, and had double vision for a couple of weeks. That was something definitely not normal in my eyes. I even had to ask members of my congregation to read me Scripture because I could not!

But I prayed, and over about 14-16 days God healed the minor damage done to my 4th cranial nerve by the opthalmoplegic migraine, and my eye straightened out. Glory!

He also directed me to a doctor who warned me that migraines could actually cause permanent nerve damage or trigger strokes, and made sure that I take preventive measures. And you think He doesn't work in mysterious ways!

Oops, off topic a bit there.

Nobody here really cares -- for our own pleasure or displeasure -- what sins you might commit, as long as you don't harm others in the process. What we do care about is the fate of your immortal soul. We want you to know not what we like or hate, but what God likes or hates.

When you do things that God hates, He sends you to Hell. Do you want to go to Hell, friend? Would it be loving or hateful to warn you?

Would it be loving or hateful NOT to warn you?

Imagine you are babysitting a neighbor's 3-year-old. You're making fudge on the stove. If you've ever made fudge -- I've watched women from my congregation do it -- you know that you have to cook it slowly to a high temperature, well above boiling, and it's thick and gooey. If you spill it on yourself, it will stick and cause terrible burns.

Now, imagine the child wanders over and tries to grab the handle of the pan. Is it the loving thing to do to stand back and watch, because it is what the child wants to do? Or is the loving thing to yell, "NO!" and snatch the child away, then explain why you did that, even if it makes the child cry?

Hey Rev? That was really well written. Honstely! Im not sarcastic or making fun. I really liked it. That was what i have hoped from this forum.

You should see my face just light up at the thought of all those sinners burning in hell (and here's the best part ) FOREVER!!

Again, youre very personally hatefull....

My greatest JOY and SATISFACTION comes from being a True Christian™ and hating False Christians, Mooslims, Cathlyks, Atheists and all other forms of unsaved trash

I get even more JOY and COMFORT in knowing that they will endure an agonising eternal existence burning slowly in the sulfur pits of HELL

I am a happy and content man thanks to Jesus

Warner... i cant find words really. I mean i can really understand you can feel joy and satisfaction with being a True Christian. Thats very understandble! But you write: "....and hating"... I really think that hating takes so much of your energy, which could be used to praise your believes, and the things that gives you joy and satisfaction.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Warner... i cant find words really. I mean i can really understand you can feel joy and satisfaction with being a True Christian. Thats very understandble! But you write: "....and hating"... I really think that hating takes so much of your energy, which could be used to praise your believes, and the things that gives you joy and satisfaction.

A TRUE Christian is absolutely full of it when it comes to Christ's Love friend. That is why we are so happy, even in the face of incessant persecution from haters like you.

[Gaps]

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A TRUE Christian is absolutely full of it when it comes to Christ's Love friend. That is why we are so happy, even in the face of incessant persecution from haters like you.

I do not hate at all. And im not persecuting or persecuted....

[Bobby-Joe]

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me, me, me it's all about me

Tell me, are all Danish atheists on the short bus like you?

[Gaps]

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Tell me, are all Danish atheists on the short bus like you?

Thats funny! Where did you found that?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy?

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
A TRUE Christian is absolutely full of it when it comes to Christ's Love friend. That is why we are so happy, even in the face of incessant persecution from haters like you.

Brother Bobby-Joe - Well observed

If it were not through the strength and endurance that Jesus and the KJV1611 gives me every day I would surely buckle under the weight of all the vilification, accusations. ignorance, narrow mined views and hate that is directed at us True Christians™

[jesosisnotreal]

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They do not experience joy, EVER.
I've read some of the guides by this 'cranky or ****'
Wow, "how to get rid of ugly daughter' get them raped, it's so easy.
How heartless could you ****ing be?
"babys are stupid, just ignore them, or hit them with a rod, do the same to your wife"

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Question: do you people ever expercience joy?

Originally Posted by jesosisnotreal
They do not experience joy, EVER.
I've read some of the guides by this 'cranky or ****'
Wow, "how to get rid of ugly daughter' get them raped, it's so easy.
How heartless could you ****ing be?
"babys are stupid, just ignore them, or hit them with a rod, do the same to your wife"

It is easy to criticise when you don't know all the facts because you are too ignorant and illiterate to read the KJV1611

We are True Christians™ and simply we are vastly superior to disgusting hypocritical unsaved scum such as you.

We understand, respect and enact God’s Law according to the Bible (KJV1611) and as a result we are Saved™

You my severely intellectually challenged friend will be disembowelled in Hell-fire and you rectum will be violated for evermore by Satan

[landoverlover]

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I have a question. I read so much hate on this forum that it makes me wonder if you people ever have fun. Do you? Or are you always busy worrying about everything away that is not normal in your eyes?

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Shakespeare was a homer but he got this one right.

Friend, you and me don't reckon 'joy' and 'life' the same way. This life ain't a happy-parade or kiddie carnival. The 'reality' you see around you is a cheap painted and stained curtain that backdrops a miserable skid road of satan-ruled sin and horror. It lasts as long as a strumpet's tear and is gone. All that matters is eternity.

The Lord gave satan dominion over this world, and as Saved Christians we spend our lives fighting it. This is what we do. This is what it's all about. 100% of my energy is devoted to saving souls for the Lord and following His commands. That's it. What fool would waste ONE MINUTE doing anything else in this eye-blink existence and jeopardize their place in the short line to heaven?

Thank you very much but I'll try to save souls now and save the joy for watching the sinners burn in the Lord's lake of fire later.

[Gaps]

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It is easy to criticise when you don't know all the facts because you are too ignorant and illiterate to read the KJV1611

We are True Christians™ and simply we are vastly superior to disgusting hypocritical unsaved scum such as you.

Warner, youre angry again!

We understand, respect and enact God’s Law according to the Bible (KJV1611) and as a result we are Saved™

You my severely intellectually challenged friend will be disembowelled in Hell-fire and you rectum will be violated for evermore by Satan

Warner, youre still way to angry, buddy!

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Originally Posted by Gaps

Warner, youre angry again!

Warner, youre still way to angry, buddy!

I am not angry I am simply righteous in God’s teachings and observing the instruction and wishes of God himself through life’s instruction manual the KVJ1611

I am puzzled as to why you make assertions of my being in a perpetual state of anger.
In fact quite the contrary applies as in fact I am in a perpetual state of joyful bliss knowing that Jesus loves me and that I am
Heaven bound and that false Christians and all manner of unsaved trash will be residing in the fires of Hell

Worry not about me and my joyful life as a True Christian™ with the Lord at my side, but worry deeply about what awaits youself as a result of your failure to be Saved™.

Please consider:
Hell is an very unpleasant place and forever is a very long time to be
unmercifully sodomised by Satan as a result of your mortal failings

[Sister Charli]

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I have a question. I read so much hate on this forum that it makes me wonder if you people ever have fun. Do you?

Proverbs 16:20 (King James Version)
20 He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and
whoso trusteth in the LORD, happy is he.

[James Dewitt]

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Joy, have you ever seen the face of a small child light up when they first realise that they love Jesus. They joy in my dear Phebe's eyes when we stone a witch . They joy in my heart when I give my tithe to the Pastor. Praise Jesus for bringing so much joy into my life.