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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12501
    #1

    Let's Guess What Jesus Has Planned for PZ Myers

    pharyngula | ScienceBlogs
    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/
    ScienceBlogs


    I don't reccommend you visit the above site, but I can report it contains news that God has finally decided to put the hammer down on this atheist blogger.

    God mocker PZ had heart surgery. Surely this could only be the result of thousands of atheist posts about his disbelief and disdain for Christianity.

    It is a lesson for all atheists: Your views about God have consequences!
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: atheists: vain godless scum, hell: no fun for sinners, pz myers
    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: Let's Guess What Jesus Has Planned for PZ Myers

      I am just breathless to see what Christ has next in store for the evil Meyers now that Jesus has shown everyone what a black heart Meyers really has. I am praying for jaw cancer like what happened to Roger Ebert. My only regret PZ Meyers' doctor didn't have the compassion to force Meyers to because a Christian before the operation.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553
          #3
          Re: Let's Guess What Jesus Has Planned for PZ Myers

          I like to imagine that Jesus commands satan to have all these atheistic haters be sodomised by monkeys while they're down in hell.

          After all, it's what they deserve.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414
              #4
              Re: Let's Guess What Jesus Has Planned for PZ Myers

              Mr. Mayor, I know you're busy so you don't have time to read all the threads, but we are aware of Jesus smiting Assistant Professor Meyers and have already placed a bounty on his soul.

              Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=48855
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Let's Guess What Jesus Has Planned for PZ Myers

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I like to imagine that Jesus commands satan to have all these atheistic haters be sodomised by monkeys while they're down in hell.

                  After all, it's what they deserve.
                  To bad our loving Savior couldn't have the secularist mass raped by wild beasts in the here and now. Maybe after screaming in pain for a half and hour while pinned under a horse these Godmockers might decided to repent and stop behaving so mean to other people. It's really viciousness of atheists that's disgusting so I hope Christ tortures them for it.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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