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  • Nastistinn
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    • Aug 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Do you know about the chaos gods?

    Well baptists do you know about Slaanesh? He's the god of excessive pleasure and erotic stimulation ^^

    So what do you think about him?

    There is also Nurgle who spreads disease and decay over everyone but if you join him then you will never feel pain.

    Khorne is who you want to join if you like fighting and doing what you do best, fighting.

    Then Tzeentch he wants to change everything and if you join him you will get eternal wisdom.


    So who wants to join!? We got cookies.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

    @ NastySinner

    No one here is interested in your false idols. How does it make you feel knowing that you will be worshipping them in Hell for all eternity with Satan's fully engorged member ejaculating boiling semen into your anus?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Nastistinn
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      • Aug 2010
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

      FOR CHAOS!
      And anal sex.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

        Originally posted by Nastistinn View Post
        I am a gammer dork.
        Charming. You're entire life experience is limited to your D&D game.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Nastistinn
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          • Aug 2010
          • 8

          #5
          Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Charming. You're entire life experience is limited to your D&D game.

          And your life experience is limited by being a closeted homosexual who takes it out on other gay people who are proud to be who they are.
          I'm right ain't I not?

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

            Originally posted by Nastistinn View Post
            And your life experience is limited by being a closeted homosexual who takes it out on other gay people who are proud to be who they are.
            I'm right ain't I not?
            I would rather be NOT gay friend than a gamer dork. Now good ahead and start bragging about your 20th level paladin since that is your one and only accomplishment in your pathetic excuse for a life.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
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              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

              Originally posted by NastySTD View Post
              Well baptists do you know about Slaanesh? He's the god of excessive pleasure and erotic stimulation ^^

              So what do you think about him?
              Yeah, I really see the pleasure and stimulation. Is that what the big teeth and claws are for?



              There is also Nurgle who spreads disease and decay over everyone but if you join him then you will never feel pain.
              You worship this?


              Khorne is who you want to join if you like fighting and doing what you do best, fighting.
              Yes, that one is kinda scary.



              Then Tzeentch he wants to change everything and if you join him you will get eternal wisdom.
              Teen Witch? Do you know how many of those twits we get here? And all the World of Tardcraft kiddies, they're even more boring. Most of them can't even read.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Do you know about the chaos gods?

                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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