Mormons In Despair!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

You just know the evil LDS fraud is desperate when they must turn to the chinks to keep the cult growing. They've already brainwashed all of the retards in the US and now are selling their magic underwear to the bucktoothed slants! May God rain fire on Salt Lake City before a billion ignorant gook souls are forever lost!

SALT LAKE CITY -- The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced Monday that its members in China will be able to live their religion openly and comfortably while keeping their lives in accordance with Chinese law.

Officials used the term "regularized" to explain new procedures and agreements that will be put in place, but did not provide further details.
A local church official had a positive reaction to the news.

"China is a growing and developing nation, and for the church to have a relationship with China so the church can grow and flower there is wonderful," said Elder Donald Keyes, of Uintah, an Area Seventy for the church.

Full story here.

In Christ.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Mormons In Despair!

Mormons - if they are not happy with humping multiple amounts of women and breeding like rabbits they also have the audacity to constantly knock on my door wishing to tell me all about God!! I say no Mormons - No! For I am a reader of the KJV Bible.

2Mac. 6 [24] For it becometh not our age, said he, in any wise to dissemble, whereby many young persons might think that Eleazar, being fourscore years old and ten, were now gone to a strange religion;

[Brother Temperance]

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This is clearly just Satan consolidating his forces in preparation for Armageddon. It'll be no surprise when the consolidated Catholic-Islamist-Mormon-Chinese Communist empire comes out solidly in favour of the antichrist assuming supreme power over everything via the UN. It's all there in Revelation.

[John Creeser]

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Great, sounds like it's time to start a tithing campaign in preparation friends.

Could never understand the underwear thing....what's wrong with fruit of the looms?

[BelieverInGod]

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Could never understand the underwear thing....what's wrong with fruit of the looms?

Doesn't make money for the Church Brother.

Personally I'm wondering how much the Mormons paid for this special privilege. The chinks don't do anything without bribe money and Mormons are known as the church of the mighty dollar.

[Joshua Godwins]

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I'm thinking those so called "free" Chinese are in for some big trouble. China has a law that restricts couples from having more than one child. It's well known that Mormons practice polygamy for the purpose of excessive breeding thus increasing their numbers. I doubt the atheist commie government of China will tolerate these Chinese Mormons for very long. They might find themselves exiled to some faraway location and placed into forced labor.

It's amazing how God's will is exercised in the most ironic ways.