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    The Watchtower

    I'm not aware of things that happen in America having never left my small village but do the Jehovas witnesses have a give away paper over there called the watchtower. They even seem to get into our small community with this paper of lies, if i could afford to sue them for libel i would the things they print in the paper could end up damaging weak willed people for life.

    I don't turn the pages but the cover its self is enough to make me retch and the only good use i put it to is to use it to light my wood burning stove so that i may cook one of my apple pies.

    Shela
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  • #2
    Re: The Watchtower

    Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
    I'm not aware of things that happen in America having never left my small village but do the Jehovas witnesses have a give away paper over there called the watchtower. They even seem to get into our small community with this paper of lies, if i could afford to sue them for libel i would the things they print in the paper could end up damaging weak willed people for life.

    I don't turn the pages but the cover its self is enough to make me retch and the only good use i put it to is to use it to light my wood burning stove so that i may cook one of my apple pies.

    Shela
    That is a great idea, many ask the same question as you, ''what to do with this''
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    • #3
      Re: The Watchtower

      Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
      I'm not aware of things that happen in America having never left my small village but do the Jehovas witnesses have a give away paper over there called the watchtower. They even seem to get into our small community with this paper of lies, if i could afford to sue them for libel i would the things they print in the paper could end up damaging weak willed people for life.

      I don't turn the pages but the cover its self is enough to make me retch and the only good use i put it to is to use it to light my wood burning stove so that i may cook one of my apple pies.

      Shela
      Unfortunately The Jehovah's Witnesses litter our American streets with their trash tracts.

      Fun facts. The Witnesses were founded by a certified lunatic named Charles Taze Russell during the early part of the 20th century in Pittsburgh PA. He was known for preaching his false views from the steel structures of area bridges. He would climb way up and assault the ears of passers by. The central heresy in the beliefs of the Witnesses is the rejection of the Trinity. They actually believe that Jesus is NOT God! Can you imagine? The also hold to the heresy that there is no Hell! They believe ALL people go into a state of oblivion upon death. Unbelievable! They also believe that only the Witnesses will be raised when Jesus returns to establish His reign on Earth!!

      I could go on by this makes my eyes burn.
      In His Name, Joshua

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      • #4
        Re: The Watchtower

        We once had a Jehovas witnesses in Freehold. He turned out to be an excellent target for target practice. That guy had some serious stamina as he kept going and going even after I shot him in one of his legs. He was clearly used to going on with a hurt leg. I have never ever seen someone move that fast on only one leg. Pity he got hit by my Hummer while I was chasing him. Ofc. Don W. Richards arrested him for crossing the street without a license but he died of unrelated injuries before he could pay the fine. We haven't had any Jehovas witnesses visit Freehold after that.
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        • #5
          Re: The Watchtower

          The Jehova's Witnesses predicted that the world would end in 1914. And in 1925. And in 1975. And in 1994. I'm not joking; see here for references.

          And now those morons are saying it's not going to happen for another 2,000 years, when all of the Bible signs clearly tell us that the Rapture will happen during our lifetimes. Folks, you need to stay away from these cults with their unreliable predictions.
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          • #6
            Re: The Watchtower

            Originally posted by Joshua Godwins View Post
            The also hold to the heresy that there is no Hell! They believe ALL people go into a state of oblivion upon death. Unbelievable! They also believe that only the Witnesses will be raised when Jesus returns to establish His reign on Earth!!

            I could go on by this makes my eyes burn.
            So, let me see if I understand correctly:
            Live a life of purity, chastity, deprivation, asceticism, and self-inflicted guilt as a Jehovah's Witless, and get resurrected to live with Jesus and the other Jehovah's Witlesses for an eternity of purity, chastity, deprivation, asceticism, and self-inflicted guilt.

            Live a hedonistic life of perversion, violence, rape, bestiality, self-fulfillment, and depravity as a Muslim or an atheist, and enter oblivion at death.
            So . . . What exactly is the motivation to be a good Witless?
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            • #7
              Re: The Watchtower

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              We once had a Jehovas witnesses in Freehold. He turned out to be an excellent target for target practice. That guy had some serious stamina as he kept going and going even after I shot him in one of his legs. He was clearly used to going on with a hurt leg. I have never ever seen someone move that fast on only one leg. Pity he got hit by my Hummer while I was chasing him. Ofc. Don W. Richards arrested him for crossing the street without a license but he died of unrelated injuries before he could pay the fine. We haven't had any Jehovas witnesses visit Freehold after that.
              In Canada I used to have two games I liked to play with them.

              Game #1
              Me: So according to your church, I must obey my husband right?
              Them: Shuffling, well......um.....yeah?
              Me: Well my husband doesn't want me to talk to you.
              Them: Uh.....

              Game #2
              Open door, start talking to them, even offer to buy their watchtowers.
              Give rottie little nudge behind head so that he would surge forward with a growl (my own pet guy is very vocal for a rott, and very animated).
              I've never seen a guy that old move so fast in my life. 4 steps in one jump backwards, three steps in one jump with a twist in the second step and then two steps to the end of the driveway.

              Since moving to Freehold, I kind of miss the fun
              Drama queen

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              • #8
                Re: The Watchtower

                "The Watchtower" - Primary use is to kindle the fires of Satan!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: The Watchtower

                  What is wrong with The Watchtower?

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Watchtower

                    Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                    I'm not aware of things that happen in America having never left my small village but do the Jehovas witnesses have a give away paper over there called the watchtower. They even seem to get into our small community with this paper of lies, if i could afford to sue them for libel i would the things they print in the paper could end up damaging weak willed people for life.

                    I don't turn the pages but the cover its self is enough to make me retch and the only good use i put it to is to use it to light my wood burning stove so that i may cook one of my apple pies.

                    Shela
                    Mrs Tansper,

                    Burning their rubbish is a good idea but I don't think it is a good idea to use it as fuel to bake a pie.

                    Who knows what satanic fumes may enter your pastry and/or filling during the baking process!

                    If anything burn them but as far away from your property as you can.

                    YIC

                    Sister Phebe.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Watchtower

                      At least 'Watchtower' shows Jesus with a manly haircut, not a sissy la la hairdo like many effeminate American Christians do in their publications.

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Watchtower

                        Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                        At least 'Watchtower' shows Jesus with a manly haircut, not a sissy la la hairdo like many effeminate American Christians do in their publications.
                        Take you Jehovah Witness loving ways elsewhere.

                        I always tell the Jehovah's they are not True Christians and read verses from the Bible to them. If they try and give me a Watchtower I give them a bill for wasting my time.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Watchtower

                          EPHESIANS 6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.

                          I have tried (and once was enough!) inviting them in, and simply agreeing with everything they said. "do you think (SOME RUBBISH)……?" they'd say.
                          "Well, yes I do believe that I do," I'd reply
                          "Oh!," they'd flannel, "..and what about (SOME OTHER TWADDLE)" they'd persist.
                          "Yes, Yes," and so on .. .. ..
                          THEY NEVER GOT TO THE POINT
                          they never said "oh, we;re so pleased you agree with us, would you like to (WELL I NEVER FOUND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT DID I)……"
                          There were no fiery darts, there was no point to their visit. There is no point to them.

                          Do you cook on a wood fired stove, Shela? So do I. Its quite cold today, so it's sizzling hotpot!

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