[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I live in a gated community for True Christians™ only. I have 22 acres, a stable full of Arabian horses, an olympic-sized swimming pool, and a bevy of servants, all supplied by MY PARENTS.

^ fixed.

So you life in a community locked away from the real world, where you bath in your beliefs, and your very specific version of the bible, which also makes me lul. In 30 years your specific version of the bible will be yet again altered, and there will be a whole new way to explain creationism.

I don't know what you mean by "profitable ghetto".

In the ghetto. There are a lot of churches, the churches profit from the people. Much as in the same way your parents bought that Olympic-sized swimming pool, and pay for all of those servants.

All paid for by jesus eh?

If science had a way to prove evolution? As in 100 percent! Would you believe it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

If science had a way to prove evolution? As in 100 percent! Would you believe it?

No, because the Holy Bible tells us how the world was created.

Try reading Genesis. 100 percent!

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Pasture Billy told me he would never take a vacation outside of the US, because the US is 'gods' country.

Do you share the same thoughts as him?

Also, if god created all of the other countries in the world. Wouldn't it limit you in your life to see what god has put on earth? To never go to Europe, South America, Africa, Asia?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I have traveled the world and absorbed a lot in in my life. How many of you have left your community? How many of you have left the country and went to south America or Europe? Because if you did the rest of the world finds you all insane as well.

Hallelujah! As Jesus said:

1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

I have nothing against homosexuals, however I do not partake in their acts. When it comes to all of your thoughts on homos, I think you should STFU and mind your own business. Why do you care?

The Jews who ran the world economy from the Twin Towers and the welfare monkeys who infested New Orleans kept quiet about sodomites and minded their own business, and look where that got them - killed dead by Jesus. So you'd better smarten up and give up on all this "tolerance" nonsense unless you want Christ to smite you as dead as a N'Awlins negro.

God's One True Church - So all the other churches and the other majority of the planet is wrong, sinners, and will be condemned to hell for eternity?

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Does that answer your question?

Also why is True Christian trademarked?

To stop false "christians" using it. It's hardly rocket science.

Ever been to the ghetto? You know why there is so many churches?

Cause Satan inspired the Catlicks, Looterans, etc, to splinter off from the real one.

If science had a way to prove evolution? As in 100 percent! Would you believe it?

That's just irrelevant and crazy. You might as well ask if God told us all to be queer, would I sodomise Dr. Ville, despite his being not gay. It's an irrelevant question, dealing with something that will never happen, and just proves that you can't win this argument by sticking to the facts.

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

So in a few years if science finds small life on another planet.

How will that fit into your bible?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Pasture Billy told me he would never take a vacation outside of the US, because the US is 'gods' country.

Do you share the same thoughts as him?

Also, if god created all of the other countries in the world. Wouldn't it limit you in your life to see what god has put on earth? To never go to Europe, South America, Africa, Asia?

As one who has been all over during his unsaved days, you can take my word for it:
America is God's country.

The rest of the world have different culture, true, but no matter what kind of culture, it's a culture of depravity!
Only with the help of Jesus can a man be good. (Psalm 14:1)
And if it's one thing the rest of the world truly lacks, it's Jesus!

So in a few years if science finds small life on another planet.

How will that fit into your bible?

They won't cause there are no other "planets", there are only lights in the firmament.
Don't you know anything?

[Marshall]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

george is an obvious Satanist. He can't agree with the Gospel so he is against it so he is an enemy of Jesus and America.

[Deaner]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

So in a few years if science finds small life on another planet.

How will that fit into your bible?

What's with all the "if's" ? If science this and if science that; you have absolutely nothing backing you up. Lame theories based on heresay and wild supposition will get you nowhere.

We have a book written by God Himself. Christ's own words to guide us into an eternity of love and bliss. Why would I listen to a scientist?

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I'm dumbfounded by the amount of ignorance in this community.

And, no I am not a 'satanist'.

I don't worship the devil, simply because there is no such thing as him.

Why would I listen to a scientist?

You use modern medicine don't you? The food you probably eat is processed in a lab by who? Who do you take your kids to when they are sick? You probably know someone who is diabetic who relies on insulin, who created that? You have a cellphone? Watch TV? Who created the stuff that you brush your teeth with (if you do brush your teeth)?

[Nirvash]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I'm dumbfounded by the amount of ignorance in this community.

And, no I am not a 'satanist'.

I don't worship the devil, simply because there is no such thing as him.



You use modern medicine don't you? The food you probably eat is processed in a lab by who? Who do you take your kids to when they are sick? You probably know someone who is diabetic who relies on insulin, who created that? You have a cellphone? Watch TV? Who created the stuff that you brush your teeth with (if you do brush your teeth)?

These people do not believe in Science and denounce anything if it not in the bible.

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

Also Ezekiel,

You said

I live in a gated community for True Christians™ only. I have 22 acres, a stable full of Arabian horses, an olympic-sized swimming pool, and a bevy of servants, all supplied by Jesus.


The way I see it, you live in a prison, for people who have been stuffed with the same beliefs as you, still live with your parents.

You don't want to leave, but granted one day you did, you still wouldn't be able to. Your community would shun you, your parents wouldn't support you, all because you fear going to hell.

You can not leave that gated community.

All of your life that has been shoved in your faces. Respect jesus or go to hell. BURN.

There is no such thing.

There may be a god, but he is not the god in the way that you see him.

And there certainly is no hell just below me. Only molten rocks.

You haven't answered a lot of my questions people here.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

You use modern medicine don't you?

OF COURSE NOT!
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church;
And let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
James 5:14-15

The food you probably eat is processed in a lab by who?

No, it's not.
We usually eat natural food here, and we do throw some great BBQ's.

Who do you take your kids to when they are sick?

The Church elders.

There is no such thing.

How do you know?
Please give me your so-called SCIENTIFIC evidence of that.
Your saying-so isn't evidence.

There may be a god, but he is not the god in the way that you see him.

See above.
And yeah.. God is the way YOU want Him to be, of course.
Look FOOL: God is God, and He doesn't reform for his CREATIONS!
We reform to Him (or BURN!) not the other way around!

And there certainly is no hell just below me. Only molten rocks.

And I suppose you've been there too?
If not, then you don't actually know and is only talking out your ass.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

I'm dumbfounded by the amount of ignorance in this community.

And, no I am not a 'satanist'.

Dear friend, guess what:

Matthew 12:30: He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

If you are not with Jesus, then you are against Him, and we know who else is against Jesus. So whether or not you admit to it, whether or not you have a membership card from a satanic coven, you're a satanist.

I don't worship the devil, simply because there is no such thing as him.

Prove it. So far, it's just your word against God's Word. Do you seriously expect us to trust you over the Almighty?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

There may be a god, but he is not the god in the way that you see him.

You seem to misunderstand us. We would never dare presume to say that God is whatever we want Him to be. We'll leave that to the Whiskeypalians, Romanists, and other false Christian cultists. God is as His own Word says He is, so if you think we're wrong about God, feel free to get out your King James Bible and show us where we're wrong.

[georgetre]

Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

We usually eat natural food here, and we do throw some great BBQ's.

Good for you, everything I eat is organic.


"How do you know?"
How do I know? hmmm, I could ask you the same damn question. The truth is neither of us do know, but i'm more inclined to believe that he doesn't exist.



Please give me your so-called SCIENTIFIC evidence of that.

Yeah, cause you guys are really scientific. Why is it that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? Big forheads, and thick eyebrows....



And yeah.. God is the way YOU want Him to be, of course.
Look FOOL: God is God, and He doesn't reform for his CREATIONS!
We reform to Him (or BURN!) not the other way around!

Maybe god didn't create you, but you created god?



And I suppose you've been there too?
If not, then you don't actually know and is only talking out your ass.

Actually I'm not talking out of my ass, there are millions of documents that give information on the earth's geology.

I'm more likely to believe them then your hillbilly, no science, "god created me in one day" bullshit.