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  • #31
    Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

    Originally posted by george View Post
    I'm more likely to believe them then your hillbilly, no science, "god created me in one day" bullshit.
    Your class bias is shameful. You're as bad as the people in the Landover Baptist Pharisee "church."
    The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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    • #32
      Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

      Originally posted by george View Post
      How do I know? hmmm, I could ask you the same damn question. The truth is neither of us do know, but i'm more inclined to believe that he doesn't exist.
      So if you admit that it comes down to belief, why do you keep acting like you actually know?
      Why do you insist on persecuting us?

      You obviously do not believe in freedom of speech, nor our right to own opinon, stalinist.

      Yeah, cause you guys are really scientific.
      If we are or not is irrelevant.
      You can't claim to be scientific however, if you cannot give any scientific evidence or basis for your opinons:
      Then you're just another loud-mouthed punk with an opinion.

      Why is it that people who believe in creationism look really un-evolved? Big forheads, and thick eyebrows....
      Your childish attempts at insults prove nothing but your lack of real arugments.

      Maybe god didn't create you, but you created god?
      I follow God as His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible tells us He is.
      So I can't have made Him up as I didn't write it, fool.
      But God wrote His own Word, and that should go without saying...

      Actually I'm not talking out of my ass, there are millions of documents that give information on the earth's geology.
      Have they been there then? No, they haven't.
      So you still have no proof whatsoever, only a say-so.
      You read too much Jules Verne.

      I'm more likely to believe them then your hillbilly, no science, "god created me in one day" bullshit.
      Don't get your panties in a bunch now, jennifer.
      No need to get upset because your false "science" religion has no proof of it's silly beliefs whatsoever.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #33
        Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

        Originally posted by george View Post
        "How do you know?"
        How do I know? hmmm, I could ask you the same damn question. The truth is neither of us do know, but i'm more inclined to believe that he doesn't exist.
        If we were wrong (and I'm speaking purely hypothetically here), then we'd be no worse off for believing. But since you're wrong, then you'll have all eternity in hell in which to regret your decision. Is that a gamble you're willing to take? Our Christian love compels us to dissuade you from throwing away eternity just for some false pride in this life.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #34
          Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

          Originally posted by george View Post
          The way I see it, you live in a prison, for people who have been stuffed with the same beliefs as you, still live with your parents.

          You don't want to leave, but granted one day you did, you still wouldn't be able to. Your community would shun you, your parents wouldn't support you, all because you fear going to hell.

          You can not leave that gated community.
          So he can't leave, but if he did the community would expel him? And the secularists claim the Holy Bible contradicts itself!
          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          Your childish attempts at insults prove nothing but your lack of real arguments.
          You'd think he could at least come up with his own childish insults instead of stealing them off drug-addled hippies who Jesus sent to hell over a decade ago.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

            Originally posted by george View Post

            I'm dumbfounded by the amount of ignorance in this community ...

            ... You probably know someone who is diabetic who relies on insulin, who created that?
            Just for your information Georgie porgie, one of my son-in-law Mr Godwin's cousins once had diabetes!

            Now he lived far away from us, in another state, and he wasn't a True Christian™ Baptist, he was a namby-pamby sissy false-church pressy-byterian, so we didn't bother to pray for him since we knew he was going to Hell when he died anyway. And sure enough, several years ago he died.

            Then we heard he was injecting himself every day with insulin, with a needle just like some drug addict, and we just shook our heads! What good did modern science do for him? No good whatsoever! (of course our no-name cousin is burning in Hell now for all eternity, in the lake of fire at the center of the earth)

            We go by the Bible in our household, that's what's good! We don't need to go to heathen-commie doctors! Our faith keeps us from getting sick. I just praise Jesus that my young grandsons are healthy and perfect, have never been sick a day in their lives, and don't need medicines invented by heathenizer scientists!

            Why go to doctors who use medical science, when we know from the Bible that all science is of Satan? For it is written ...

            1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called ...

            GOD has truly blessed our family! Sister Noddy
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • #36
              Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

              Originally posted by george View Post
              I worship monkies!!
              This guy thinks jesus is a nigra; he's probably one of those homers who learns his religion from ads for gay parties.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #37
                Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                Originally posted by george View Post
                Good for you, everything I eat is organic.
                We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.

                So now you've put insult onto the injury by bragging about being a homer! God will get you for that! At least you'd better Hope it's God, as some of our good Pastors are even Angrier than He

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                • #38
                  Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                  You all really have a gay joke problem.

                  Not only do your jokes suck, but you should really find something else to talk about.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                    Oh my GOD you horrible Homer!

                    What is so hard about simply Accepting Jesus into your Life? No one's saying you have to smother Him with kisses or anything - just ACCEPT Him! What's so all-fired difficult about that?

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                    • #40
                      Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                      Hah.

                      We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.

                      I forgot you guys don't like the word organic do you?

                      I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                        Originally posted by george View Post
                        Hah.

                        We don't want to hear about the organs you eat. GOD! I could retch.

                        I forgot you guys don't like the word organic do you?

                        I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?
                        Why do you have to keep on being so Scandalous - and Right in front of our women and Children, too!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                          You can just discard those, as God intended.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                            Originally posted by george View Post
                            I bet you don't like hearing about wisdom teeth, or the appendix either do you?
                            You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              You won't like hearing about wisdom teeth if Brother Bobby-Joe has to remove them as part of your salvation. And trust me, he is that dedicated to helping save your immortal soul.
                              What the hell are you talking about?

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                              • #45
                                Re: Landover Baptist Chuch

                                Originally posted by george View Post
                                What the hell are you talking about?
                                Are you willing to sign up for Brother Bobby-Joe's special salvation package? Because if not, we can't really discuss the details.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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