Eat Your Children: THE LORD COMMANDS YOU!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Hello Brethren,

As we all know GOD HATES DENMARK and GOD HATES HOLLAND. Vile sinners are rife in both nations, committing acts against God of an unspeakable nature - the Danish for example have next to no morals, and as I understand it is the norm there for gay couples to adopt and rape innocent children. It is not my intention however to explain why these countries are doomed and despised by the LORD, so if you want to read why this thread is applicable to these disgusting cesspit's, then please first click the links above to educate yourselves.

So, I am here to inform all Danish and Dutch readers that God has a plan for you, he's not just going to let you get away with ignoring his commands, no no no. You thought he was all loving, you thought he'd treat you nicely and forgive you for hating Jesus all your lives? Not exactly. In fact, the almighty is going to make your enemies EAT your children. Not only that, once your enemies have eaten some of your kids, he will then make YOU feast on them too. Shout GLORY!

Maybe you think I'm lying, exaggerating or trying to shock you, but that simply isn't the case. YOU are some of the lowest parasites the earth has ever catered to; never was their more non-believers in one place.
Let's get straight into some scripture:

Leviticus 26
26:14 But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;

So, you Danish trash refused to listen to God and now he hates you for it... :

26:15 And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
26:16 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
Amen.

Did you loathsome abominations catch that? The LORD says have as many children as you like, because your babies will be eaten anyway. Praise! Now I can read you Scandinavians like a book - you probably think this is unfair or "unchristian". I assure you it isn't, it's God's words!: their flesh will be consumed because you are sinners and they (the seed) are therefore born sinners and must be eaten.

However, even though you have disobeyed him constantly, our gracious and understanding LORD lends a helping hand to you. He is going to make you help eat your sons and daughters! I cannot express how lucky you are here; think, he is allowing you to be rid of the enemies eating your children while you are allowed to finish them off. He is allowing you time to grieve while you chomp away at your kids and to top it all off you're getting a free meal out of it. If you are married (or more likely in a gay relationship ) you are being allowed to spend some quality time together with your loved one as together you tear off your child's limbs.

26:28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

My message to the unsaved among you is simple; stop your sinning ways at once and you may escape such a punishment whilst your country turns to ruin. Start reading your Bible to the letter; learn the ways of Christ, and accept him into your heart. Spread the good word of Jesus to your friends, your family, and any other unbelievers before it is too late!

Let me finish this sermon with some scripture from Ezekiel 5. Here we will learn further the teachings of the LORD and what he has planned for you:

Ezekiel 5
5:7 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because ye multiplied more than the nations that are round about you,[sex before marriage, breeding of many bastards] and have not walked in my statutes, neither have kept my judgments, neither have done according to the judgments of the nations that are round about you;
5:8 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations.
5:9 And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations.
5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.

You read it right folks, He is going to make you eat each other and then throw your remains into the winds where they will scatter across the whole of Europes wasteland. Shout GLORY!

In summary;
The LORD is coming for you, soon he will strike. Denmark and Hoelland will be destroyed and you will all eat each other, it says so in the Bible.

Thanks for reading.
Your Friend,
Christopher

[Nobar King]

Re: Eat Your Children: THE LORD COMMANDS YOU!

Hopefully some of the women-folk will be by with tasty recipes.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Eat Your Children: THE LORD COMMANDS YOU!

Hopefully some of the women-folk will be by with tasty recipes.

Personally I think open spit roasting like a suckling pig would be best.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Eat Your Children: THE LORD COMMANDS YOU!

This is already happened, albeit not exactly with their own "children", but it's a start. It just so happens that in Germany (where Holland and Denmark are states) that a man arranged to have a cannibalistic orgy with a man online...and as the article points out the Dutch and Danish Germans have been practicing cannibalism since World War II. I think it's in these people's blood to crave human flesh. All they are is savages, unlike the civilized, decent American folk like us.

German cannibal found willing victims on net

Our correspondent reports from Berlin on case of a real-life Hannibal Lecter that has horrified a nation and revived memories of the darkest days of war

By Roger Boyes

div#related-article-links p a, div#related-article-links p a:visited { color: rgb(0, 102, 204); } GERMANY was transfixed in horror yesterday by a case of cannibalism in which an apparently respectable software specialist mutilated and ate a microchip engineer. The cannibal says his victim volunteered to be slaughtered. The man confessed after police thwarted his attempt to find a new victim over the internet: at least five men had already declared their willingness to be eaten.
The tabloid daily Bild expressed concern that cannibals could be roaming German streets. “They are invisible behind their glasses, their hairstyles, their families, their work, their seemingly unblemished innocence,” wrote Franz Josef Wagner, a columnist for the paper. “These sick people are hiding among us, they are in our very midst.”
Cannibalism not only breaches moral and social taboos, it hits a nerve for a whole generation of Germans who remember the desperate eating of human organs during the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union.
Bodies of fallen soldiers frozen in the snow sometimes had to provide meat for the half-starved Wehrmacht in retreat.
The three months of hand-to-hand fighting in the icy ruins of Stalingrad during the winter of 1942-3 saw — as German veterans now admit — a frenzied resort to human flesh. After the war, when the soldiers started to trickle back from Soviet captivity, some of the horrific stories were passed on to families.
For German literature however wartime cannibalism remained a forbidden subject. This latest case of cannibalism plainly stems from sexual perversion. But the ghost of wartime hunger and the buried secrets of a generation hung over the public debate yesterday.
The victim of the ritualistic killing was a 42-year-old leading microchip designer at the electronics giant Siemens, one of the best according to his colleagues. Bernd Jürgen B (his surname has been withheld) was a slim, athletic chainsmoker who lived in a luxurious penthouse suite decked out with £30,000-worth of cutting-edge computer equipment. He disappeared in the spring of 2000 after having first sold his Mitsubishi car and some other valuables.
Police now know that he responded to an internet advertisement announcing: “Wanted: young, well-built 18-30-year-old for slaughter.”
The man who placed the advertisement — and who started to advertise again this year — was Armin M (surname withheld) from the charming half-timbered town of Rotenburg in the western state of Hesse.
The 41-year-old computer technician was entirely serious: investigators this week found a slaughtering room, complete with meat hooks, in his apartment. Herr M, a former sergeant major in the German army who later worked for the council in Mainz, video-recorded his butchery.
Police have confiscated 50 videos which are said to be worth thousands on the very specialised market for cannibal acts. Details from the confessions of Armin M were published in all German newspapers yesterday.
He says that he and the victim fried and ate part of the victim’s body before leaving the kitchen for the slaughtering room, where Herr M switched on the camera and then stabbed Herr B to death. He hung the body upside down on a meat hook to allow the blood to drain and later sliced it into small chunks, which he wrapped and stored in the deep-freeze.
Herr M has been eating Herr B ever since; some pieces were found in the freezer this week. He buried inedible body parts and bones in a garden. These too have been recovered by the police.
Germany is struggling to understand the act. The head of the Criminological Institute in Wiesbaden, Dr Rudolf Egg, said that modern cannibals use deep-freezing to extend and ration out their pleasure. Primitive cannibals used to eat their victims all at one go soon after killing.
“If he really derived pleasure from eating a man,” he said, “then he could not possibly eat everything in a single day. And he obviously did not want to eat rotten meat. So he froze the body parts; the act of eating then took on the aspect of a ritual and could be drawn into his sexual fantasies.”
Franz Josef Wagner blamed the case on the film The Silence of the Lambs and its prequel, Red Dragon, released this year. “The cult star of the film world in 2002 was Hannibal Lecter, who ate a human brain to the music of Vivaldi.”
Since the information about the case comes solely from the confessing killer, police are unsure whether Herr B really did co-operate in his own consumption. The cannibal has been charged with murder.
In recent months Herr M has placed 80 advertisements calling for new victims. The five men who replied appear to have been genuine volunteers but police were unwilling to disclose details yesterday.
As far as the investigators can work out, Herr M has so far committed only one act of cannibalism but inquiries are being extended to other places where he lived and worked.
“This is going to take a while,” said the state prosecutor of Cassel, Hans-Manfred Jung.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Eat Your Children: THE LORD COMMANDS YOU!

This is already happened, albeit not exactly with their own "children", but it's a start. It just so happens that in Germany (where Holland and Denmark are states) that a man arranged to have a cannibalistic orgy with a man online...and as the article points out the Dutch and Danish Germans have been practicing cannibalism since World War II. I think it's in these people's blood to crave human flesh. All they are is savages, unlike the civilized, decent American folk like us.

It's not long now then. I can't wait to hear about them on the news paying for their sins. Whilst they and their half-eaten children get sent to the lake of fire I will be sitting at home content in the knowledge that us True Christians™ did all we could to help save them.

Seth, I've heard that is a very good way of doing it, and tasty! My wife says to cut them into thin strips and fry the flesh until brown and crispy - for best results set a medium heat, 20 minutes a strip, turning the flesh at every 5 minute interval. Then you can optionally sprinkle on some mixed herbs and serve with salad or just eat the meat on its own.