[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

You only asked for a Jesus Fillet-O-Fish Happy Meal.

Where, yer half brained excuse for a wench? Just where did I be asking for any of yer vittles?

vittles : vit·tles [ vítt'lz ]
plural noun
Definition: food: food or other provisions

Why would I be requiring a casket of yerr revolting vittles wit' a picture of an ugly bearded wench on it?

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Listen yer scurvy wench of a galley slave I do NAY want any o' yer vittles.

You did not ask for vittles, so I did not give you any. You only asked for a Jesus Fillet-O-Fish Happy Meal.

Sorry to hear that your crew have scurvy. If you let them out of the boat and fed them other things besides noodles, they would not get scurvy.

Here are some Bible verses about scurvy.

Leviticus 21
16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Leviticus 22
21 And whosoever offereth a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD to accomplish his vow, or a freewill offering in beeves or sheep, it shall be perfect to be accepted; there shall be no blemish therein.
22 Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the LORD, nor make an offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the LORD.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Ok. Here is your Jesus Happy Meal. Are you sure you don't want fries.

Sorry we don't deliver to pirate ships.

Listen yer scurvy wench of a galley slave I do NAY want any o' yer vittles.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Arrr, in your dreams


You can be putting that lot where the sun do nay shine Lisa, and no I do nay want fries with that.

Ok. Here is your Jesus Happy Meal. Are you sure you don't want fries.

Sorry we don't deliver to pirate ships.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I know that you would be praying for me to give you a hug.

Arrr, in your dreams

So you still want the Jesus Happy Meal (Fillet-O-Fish) with the King James Bible and the I love Jesus badge.

You can be putting that lot where the sun do nay shine Lisa, and no I do nay want fries with that.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I be praising thee mighty Lord Noodle for that.

I know that you would be praying for me to give you a hug.

So you still want the Jesus Happy Meal (Fillet-O-Fish) with the King James Bible and the I love Jesus badge.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I am not going to give you a hug.

I be praising thee mighty Lord Noodle for that.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Yarr scurvy mast hugging soak.

I am not going to give you a hug.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

You are very hard to understand tonight. Have you been sucking on 1 year old noodles.

Firstly:
The grand holiday falls on a Sunday this year, and you know what that means: Talk Like a Pirate WEEKEND!

Yarr scurvy mast hugging soak.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Thank you for confirmin' my assumption about the workin's, or lack there of, o' you Brain*

*Brain


Yarr stinking cat tailed galley slave.

You are very hard to understand tonight. Have you been sucking on 1 year old noodles.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

I do not have a partner called Brian. I am a single woman.

I am not sure if the fillet-O-Fish burger is made from flounder.

We don't have any sea witch Happy Meals, Only Jesus Happy Meals.

Thank you for confirmin' my assumption about the workin's, or lack there of, o' you Brain*

*Brain

The portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that is enclosed within the cranium, continuous with the spinal cord, and composed of gray matter and white matter. It is the primary centre for the regulation and control of bodily activities, receiving and interpreting sensory impulses, and transmitting information to the muscles and body organs. It is also the seat of consciousness, thought, memory, and emotion.

Yarr stinking cat tailed galley slave.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Ahoy, poor Lisa if only you had a brain, but I am glad the fast food job is workin' out so well for ye.
Yarr floundering sea drinking daughter of a sea witch.

I do not have a partner called Brian. I am a single woman.

I am not sure if the fillet-O-Fish burger is made from flounder.

We don't have any sea witch Happy Meals, Only Jesus Happy Meals.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Sorry water does not come with the Jesus Happy Meal.

What badge do want? You can pick only 1.

Keep ye bilge slime, Yarr half perished chicken hearted old salt.
Nor do I want any of ye bilge water.

But t'is good t' see you be doin' so well in you chosen career.
keep it up and I am sure they will gi'e you a nice badge t' go on ye galley maid smockie

Ahoy, poor Lisa if only you had a brain, but I am glad the fast food job is workin' out so well for ye.
Yarr floundering sea drinking daughter of a sea witch.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

Keep ye bilge slime, Yarr half perished chicken hearted old salt.
Nor do I want any of ye bilge water.

But t'is good t' see you be doin' so well in you chosen career.
keep it up and I am sure they will gi'e you a nice badge t' go on ye galley maid smockie

Sorry water does not come with the Jesus Happy Meal.

What badge do want? You can pick only 1.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Jesus & the spaghetti guy

So that was;

1 x Jesus Happy Meal
1 x Green Jelly Desert
1 x King James Bible 1611

What drink do you want.

Keep ye bilge slime, Yarr half perished chicken hearted old salt.
Nor do I want any of ye bilge water.

But t'is good t' see you be doin' so well in you chosen career.
keep it up and I am sure they will gi'e you a nice badge t' go on ye galley maid smockie