Proof God hates vegans!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

It's true! He has provided a great weight-loss aid, but silly God-mocking vegans can't use it!

That milky mustache may do the body good in more ways than the dairy industry suggests. Drinking milk could actually help you lose weight, new research finds.

In the two-year weight loss study published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, adults who drank the most milk -- at least two glasses a day -- lost an average of 12 pounds more than those who drank little to no milk.

Each additional 6-ounce serving of milk or milk products, equivalent to about three-quarters of a glass, translated into 10 pounds of weight loss after six months, the researchers said.

[Nobar King]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

I drink a quart of milk a day but I haven't lost any weight in years. What am I doing wrong?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

I drink a quart of milk a day but I haven't lost any weight in years. What am I doing wrong?

I think you have to be overweight to begin with.

[Nobar King]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

So, I've been just wasting all that milk money? Milk isn't cheap- it's more expensive than gasoline.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

So, I've been just wasting all that milk money? Milk isn't cheap- it's more expensive than gasoline.

Don't worry, it's still good for your bones.

Vegans get osteoporosis from lack of calcium.

[BelovedEternally]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Hooray for NOT being Vegan or a Vegetarian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Amen! Vegetarians represent everything that Jesus hates!

[Nobar King]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Vegans get osteoporosis from lack of calcium.

I guess we can all pray that Bill Clinton dies from osteoporosis due to his new vegan diet.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Only people who are lazy are overweight. I never eat vegetables and my weight, as is my health, is perfect.

Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Only people who are lazy are overweight. I never eat vegetables and my weight, as is my health, is perfect.

Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."

Brother COM, I don't believe I ever congratulated you on the turnout for your 45th birthday party last month. Over 200 people, surely you are well loved!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Brother COM, I don't believe I ever congratulated you on the turnout for your 45th birthday party last month. Over 200 people, surely you are well loved!

You must be confusing me with someone else. I am 73 years old and my birthday was june 8th, like it is every year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You must be confusing me with someone else. I am 73 years old and my birthday was june 8th, like it is every year.

Really? You're 73? Why did I always think you were in your 40s . . . Must be the hale and hearty photo!

[James Dewitt]

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Really? You're 73? Why did I always think you were in your 40s . . . Must be the hale and hearty photo!

Cranky, 40 , He is almost as old as dirt.

[Sword of the Spirit]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Excuse me, but this doesn't explain two things:

1) Why being a vegetarian/vegan is sinful

2) Why God would hate them.

I actually am a vegetarian, (Oh the humanity!) and I actually find myself not only healthier, but happier and more Christ-like. Here's a mention of vegetarianism. Remember when Daniel was taken captive by Babylon's king? He and his three friends told the king that they would rather go without meat then eat the Babylonian meat. They ended healthier, stronger, and better fit than the rest of the young men.

Don't rely so much on other people's research; milk is loaded in fat. If you want to drink it, or eat meat, I have nothing against it, and I completely respect that.

Another thing; remember in Eden? Humanity wasn't allowed to eat the animals, and since Eden was a perfect place, a perfect place would be a place where animals aren't killed and eaten.

Contest me if you want, but I have scripture on my side.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Proof God hates vegans!

Excuse me, but this doesn't explain two things: 1) Why being a vegetarian/vegan is sinful

It is all explained in the Holy Bible:

• Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."
• Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"
• Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."

Another thing; remember in Eden? Humanity wasn't allowed to eat the animals, and since Eden was a perfect place, a perfect place would be a place where animals aren't killed and eaten.

That was before Eve screwed up and everything changed.

Contest me if you want, but I have scripture on my side.

Please provide said scripture.