[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

So your argument now is 'God doesn't exist, but several people has rose from the dead.'??
Well, maybe not utterly defeated... yet.. but ateleast you've just proved yourself utterly stupid.

You'll notice i almost immediately said "apparently after that.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is this a joke?

You guys are so deluded its unbelievable lol. I heard this site is actually of divine revelation so im not taking this that seriously.

So you don't believe in God.. But you believe in divine revelations?
Try making sense.

Do i need to prove anything when science has proven the world is older than 6000 years? I haven't come here to prove anything. I told you what i believe in and you're the ones trying to refute it.

I was asking you to show me the proof, if it is indeed proven.
Put up or shut up, fool.

So you have faith right? You have faith in eternal life? Please don't give me that bull.

Why is it bull?
Because you, the 'great half-negro Jenkem abuser' says so?

[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

You guys are so deluded its unbelievable lol. I heard this site is actually of parody so im not taking this that seriously.

Do i need to prove anything when science has proven the world is older than 6000 years? I haven't come here to prove anything. I told you what i believe in and you're the ones trying to refute it.

So you have faith right? You have faith in eternal life? Please don't give me that bull.

[Professor Ogden]

Re: Is this a joke?

Please don't make it easy for him by giving him all those hints for salvation.

Even if he were truly repentant I think I would find his company in Heaven to be highly repugnant.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is this a joke?

Lol utterly defeated?

Ill go away utterly defeated if you prove god exists. Did you know that there were people before Jesus Christ that were born, preached, died and was resurrected 3 days later? Oh and this was way before JC time.

So your argument now is 'God doesn't exist, but several people has rose from the dead.'??
Well, maybe not utterly defeated... yet.. but ateleast you've just proved yourself utterly stupid.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is this a joke?

You're an idiot.

Whatever you have heard is not true but ok lets forget about Darwin and talk about science. Care to prove Science wrong? Care to give me proof god exists except for the usual "go outside and look, thats what god made" yap.

Sigh..
Instead of shifting the burden of proof, why don't you for once, prove YOUR theories.
For we don't need any proof whatsoever, we have faith!
But if you're going to claim that you are somehow better and have 'logic' and 'reason' and what not, why don't you actually use it for once and prove your theories?!

Otherwise you have nothing but your own opinions and aren't really in a position to call yourself scientific.
(In the true sense of the word, as in for example, 'Creation scientist'.)

Is it also true that you're racist towards different races? Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).

No, we're not racists so it isn't true.
And half black eh? Is that why you're a Jenkem abuser?
Your African relatives recommended it to you mayhap?

Science is the way forward. Science has proved that the world is more than 6000 years old.

And how did they do that? Share this 'proof' with us.
And it darn well better be irrefutable. (But we both know it won't be, you never have any real proof for your nonsense.)

You have absolutely no proof god exists (nor do i) But you choose to live your life believing in something you don't even know exists which i find sad. Not that i care though.....

And you have no proof He DOESN'T exist, so your point is what?
And if we're wrong, and there is no God, hell or heaven..
Then we simply disappear when we die.

But if we're right and you're wrong, then you're going to burn in hell for eternity.
Making such a bet is quite stupid.. You're gambling with your soul here.

[Deaner]

Re: Is this a joke?

Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).

Which parent was the dark one? Was your mama one of those black tent-show queens?

[Professor Ogden]

Re: Is this a joke?

Well Jenkem,

Being half white and half black says it all (or maybe you are part dog?)

You are essentially a mis-breed and suffer a mental deficiency regarding God and most other subjects of discussion.

Haven't you noticed the almost constant rejection you suffer in society? This is normal and full acceptance of your ill birth will lessen the pain of your eventual condemnation to hell. God hates nigras that step out of line boy.

[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

Will you stupid children never learn? Every time atheists has come in here to debate us.. It has always ended the same way:
You run away.. humiliated & utterly defeated.

And you guys aren't exactly the smartest atheists we had here either..


And Jenkem huh?
Well, I guess that actually explains alot, poo-abuser.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5325

But allright then, you can start by telling us what's so 'logical' about evolution...
(And your say-so isn't enough here, you will have to show how it would be logical by using just that - logic.)

Lol utterly defeated?

Ill go away utterly defeated if you prove god exists. Did you know that there were people before Jesus Christ that were born, preached, died and was resurrected 3 days later? Oh and this was way before JC time.

Basically to make a long story short, there were 5 people that apparently did EVERYTHING IN THE SAME WAY as Jesus Christ did through his life (including the 3 kings, star of David etc)

[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

Of course we've all heard of Charles Darwin. Did you know that he was actually a deranged dope addict, a known communist, and did you know that he wanted to marry his cocker spaniel? Since his crazy theory says that all life originates with pond scum, then his perverted reasoning was that dogs and humans should be allowed to marry. Is that something you'd like to defend?

Did you also know that Mr. Darwin died screaming that he was all wrong, begging Jesus to forgive him? True story.

You really ought to read the Holy Bible at least once before rejecting Jesus and condemning yourself to an eternity being analy raped by satan. Think about it.

You're an idiot.

Whatever you have heard is not true but ok lets forget about Darwin and talk about science. Care to prove Science wrong? Care to give me proof god exists except for the usual "go outside and look, thats what god made" yap.

Is it also true that you're racist towards different races? Well im half black half white and find this very offensive (yet another reason not to believe your ideas).

Science is the way forward. Science has proved that the world is more than 6000 years old. You have absolutely no proof god exists (nor do i) But you choose to live your life believing in something you don't even know exists which i find sad. Not that i care though.....

[Zephaniah]

Re: Is this a joke?

Exactly, even the secularists are beginning to realise how stupid it is.

just as we believe there's an invisible sky Daddy,watching our every move.

Did you even bother to read my last post?

[Professor Ogden]

Re: Is this a joke?

There is NOTHING "logical" about evolution.

It is simply a madcap theory that got out of hand and is now, thankfully, receding from the public mind.

The Lord God created man and all his environs...just look about you at the glorious construction that is just a SMALL PART of the earth for you to enjoy and try to tell me it just "happened"???

How silly. What made you come here anyway?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is this a joke?

Will you stupid children never learn? Every time atheists has come in here to debate us.. It has always ended the same way:
You run away.. humiliated & utterly defeated.

And you guys aren't exactly the smartest atheists we had here either..


And Jenkem huh?
Well, I guess that actually explains alot, poo-abuser.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5325

But allright then, you can start by telling us what's so 'logical' about evolution...
(And your say-so isn't enough here, you will have to show how it would be logical by using just that - logic.)

[TheRightWay]

Re: Is this a joke?

So you base everything you believe on this darwin character?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is this a joke?

And we believe every word of that Zeke....just as we believe there's an invisible sky Daddy,watching our every move.

Silence, harlot!

Just because our beloved Pastor Pistle is away on a spiritual retreat, leading a bevy of nubile young Tahitian girls deep in prayer, it doesn't mean that you are safe from banishment! Don't test me!