Is this a joke?

[lilith]

Re: Is this a joke?

Of course we've all heard of Charles Darwin. Did you know that he was actually a deranged dope addict, a known communist, and did you know that he wanted to marry his cocker spaniel? Since his crazy theory says that all life originates with pond scum, then his perverted reasoning was that dogs and humans should be allowed to marry. Is that something you'd like to defend?

Did you also know that Mr. Darwin died screaming that he was all wrong, begging Jesus to forgive him? True story.

You really ought to read the Holy Bible at least once before rejecting Jesus and condemning yourself to an eternity being analy raped by satan. Think about it.

And we believe every word of that Zeke....just as we believe there's an invisible sky Daddy,watching our every move.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is this a joke?

Ever heard of Charles Darwin? Well i believe his theory

Of course we've all heard of Charles Darwin. Did you know that he was actually a deranged dope addict, a known communist, and did you know that he wanted to marry his cocker spaniel? Since his crazy theory says that all life originates with pond scum, then his perverted reasoning was that dogs and humans should be allowed to marry. Is that something you'd like to defend?

Did you also know that Mr. Darwin died screaming that he was all wrong, begging Jesus to forgive him? True story.

You really ought to read the Holy Bible at least once before rejecting Jesus and condemning yourself to an eternity being analy raped by satan. Think about it.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Is this a joke?

Oh dear, here we go again. Atheist Vs Christian. It'll go on for Centuries this will. Ah well ... i'm gonna go get some popcorn!

Here, have some popcorn, my treat! (except your name probably isn't Jerry ... teehee!)

[Metal Moses]

Re: Is this a joke?

Atheists are so BLIND. It's perfectly obvious there's an invisible man in the sky watching our every move!

BWAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAA!!!!

You have a funny sense of sarcasm there, Brother Dipsh*t

Mod Note: Please do not use profanity on this forum.

[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

Ever heard of Charles Darwin? Well i believe his theory

And yes you could call me athiest and i do like to watch porn, get drunk etc but if god made EVERYTHING then doesn't that mean he made alcohol? Oh and Science is what i truly believe in

[Zephaniah]

Re: Is this a joke?

Atheists are so BLIND. It's perfectly obvious there's an invisible man in the sky watching our every move! That man is the LORD our God! Get to praising him right now or burn like the faggot you are in hell, sinner!

[bluefire]

Re: Is this a joke?

Oh dear, here we go again. Atheist Vs Christian. It'll go on for Centuries this will. Ah well... i'm gonna go get some popcorn!

[Brother V]

Re: Is this a joke?

So you believe that one day some monkey suddenly had a human for a baby and that's how we started? And you call us Christians strange. All you atheists are about is getting drunk, looking at porn on the internet and making fun of people. Prove to me there is no heaven.

Amen brother. Even the world's top atheist Richard Dawkins said he can't 100% say that there is no god.

YIC
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is this a joke?

Lol theres no such thing as heaven or hell!!!! Heard of evolution?

So you believe that one day some monkey suddenly had a human for a baby and that's how we started? And you call us Christians strange. All you atheists are about is getting drunk, looking at porn on the internet and making fun of people. Prove to me there is no heaven.

[Brother V]

Re: Is this a joke?

Lol theres no such thing as heaven or hell!!!! Heard of evolution?

What does evolution have to do with heaven or hell?

Yes, I've heard of it. It's routinely debunked every tuesday night at 6 p.m. central time on Creation in the 21st Century, on TBN. (When they aren't doing a praise-a-thon).

YIC
V

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: Is this a joke?

Lol theres no such thing as heaven or hell!!!! Heard of evolution?

xDD


They've heard of it, they just refuse to believe logic.

[Jenkem]

Re: Is this a joke?

Friend, I very rarely joke. Salvation is serious business.

If you were in a burning building, would you want the fireman to stop and tell you a funny anecdote before he pulls you from the fire?

No, you'd want to be saved first.

Friend, hell is just like that.

There's no time for comedy when your eternal soul is about to burn.

YIC
V

Lol theres no such thing as heaven or hell!!!! Heard of evolution?

[Brother V]

Re: Is this a joke?

Are you guys actually being serious here? No i do not believe in any god but this site provides many lulz

Friend, I very rarely joke. Salvation is serious business.

If you were in a burning building, would you want the fireman to stop and tell you a funny anecdote before he pulls you from the fire?

No, you'd want to be saved first.

Friend, hell is just like that.

There's no time for comedy when your eternal soul is about to burn.

YIC
V

[Jenkem]

Are you guys actually being serious here? No i do not believe in any god but this site provides many lulz