A very serious question

[drlogic]

I'm not mocking anything or trying to be rude, but is this website a parody or is it a legitimate christian forum?

There are many great posts here but also many ridiculous ones. So are the rumors of this website's falseness true, or not?

Respectfully yours,
Dr. Logic

[Levi Jones]

Re: A very serious question

Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Dr. D's the 10 commandments and their punishments. Dr. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.

[Lisa H]

Re: A very serious question

I'm not mocking anything or trying to be rude, but is this website a divine revelation or is it a legitimate christian forum?

There are many great posts here but also many ridiculous ones. So are the rumors of this website's falseness true, or not?

Respectfully yours,
Dr. Logic

This is a True Christian website. It is sad seeing the unbelievers post comments that do believe in the Lord and his good work.

Do not listen to rumours, you will only be confused with lies.


Ezekiel 7:26 Mischief shall come upon mischief, and rumour shall be upon rumour; then shall they seek a vision of the prophet; but the law shall perish from the priest, and counsel from the ancients.

[drlogic]

Re: A very serious question

So the people here are real Christians, and not some people trying to make fun of Christianity?

Because There are rumors
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=1734 11728_Church)
that this site is a joke, and well, some of the posts here are a tad ridiculous.

See here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50855

Here;

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52588

And especially here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

And that's just page one!


So I ask again, fake or real?

[Lisa H]

Re: A very serious question

So the people here are real Christians, and not some people trying to make fun of Christianity?

Because There are rumors
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=1734 11728_Church)
that this site is a joke, and well, some of the posts here are a tad ridiculous.

See here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50855

Here;

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52588

And especially here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

And that's just page one!


So I ask again, genuine or real?

How do any of those links show this is not a True Christian website.

[drlogic]

Re: A very serious question

come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???

[Meek and Humble]

Re: A very serious question

So the people here are real Christians, and not some people trying to make fun of Christianity?

Because There are rumors
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=1734 11728_Church)
that this site is a joke, and well, some of the posts here are a tad ridiculous.

See here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50855

Here;

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52588

And especially here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

And that's just page one!


So I ask again, fake or real?

I followed your links and I do not understand. What is ridiculous about those posts? Didn't you read our FAQ? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...rue%20religion

[Meek and Humble]

Re: A very serious question

come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???

http://www.evolutionfairytale.com

[Levi Jones]

Re: A very serious question

come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???

It's a good question. Why aren't monkeys evolving into humans if we are from monkeys? Why don't we see cross species like the crocodile duck?

[drlogic]

Re: A very serious question

seriously, explain the cucumber sodomy post. I need to know now :|

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: A very serious question

seriously, explain the cucumber sodomy post. I need to know now :|

Do you have a cucumber that is going off?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: A very serious question

seriously, explain the cucumber sodomy post. I need to know now :|

Well, famed creation scientist, Dr. Ray Comfort: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Comfort taught us that bananas are proof of intelligent design.

In that post, one of our brothers in God was inspired to show other ways that vegetables were clearly created for man's use. What's wrong with that???

[drlogic]

Re: A very serious question

This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice

Explain.

Also, we did not come from monkeys, we share a common ancestor. A monkey is not an 'older' species, it is as modern as human, just specialized for different tasks. This means we ARE STILL the dominant species, and does not take away from anything or go against the bible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A very serious question

come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???

We understand that evolution is fairy tales made up so people can pretend there's no God.

No, we don't believe monkeys turned into people. We know that God created man from the dust and breathed life into him.

Why don't you spend a little more time learning what the Bible really says about God, Jesus, and how to attain Salvation, and a little less time worrying about Internet rumors?

[Levi Jones]

Re: A very serious question

How are we any different from Kirk Cameron?

or Ray Comfort in our methods to debunk atheism and evolution?