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    A very serious question

    I'm not mocking anything or trying to be rude, but is this website a parody or is it a legitimate christian forum?

    There are many great posts here but also many ridiculous ones. So are the rumors of this website's falseness true, or not?

    Respectfully yours,
    Dr. Logic
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    Re: A very serious question

    Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

    You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Dr. D's the 10 commandments and their punishments. Dr. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • #3
      Re: A very serious question

      Originally posted by drlogic View Post
      I'm not mocking anything or trying to be rude, but is this website a divine revelation or is it a legitimate christian forum?

      There are many great posts here but also many ridiculous ones. So are the rumors of this website's falseness true, or not?

      Respectfully yours,
      Dr. Logic
      This is a True Christian website. It is sad seeing the unbelievers post comments that do believe in the Lord and his good work.

      Do not listen to rumours, you will only be confused with lies.


      Ezekiel 7:26 Mischief shall come upon mischief, and rumour shall be upon rumour; then shall they seek a vision of the prophet; but the law shall perish from the priest, and counsel from the ancients.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #4
        Re: A very serious question

        So the people here are real Christians, and not some people trying to make fun of Christianity?

        Because There are rumors
        (see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=1734 11728_Church)
        that this site is a joke, and well, some of the posts here are a tad ridiculous.

        See here:
        PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50855
        The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


        Here;
        PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52588
        The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


        And especially here:
        Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053
        The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


        And that's just page one!


        So I ask again, fake or real?

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        • #5
          Re: A very serious question

          Originally posted by drlogic View Post
          So the people here are real Christians, and not some people trying to make fun of Christianity?

          Because There are rumors
          (see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=1734 11728_Church)
          that this site is a joke, and well, some of the posts here are a tad ridiculous.

          See here:
          PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50855
          The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


          Here;
          PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52588
          The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


          And especially here:
          Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053
          The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


          And that's just page one!


          So I ask again, genuine or real?
          How do any of those links show this is not a True Christian website.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #6
            Re: A very serious question

            come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

            And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???

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            • #7
              Re: A very serious question

              Originally posted by drlogic View Post
              So the people here are real Christians, and not some people trying to make fun of Christianity?

              Because There are rumors
              (see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=1734 11728_Church)
              that this site is a joke, and well, some of the posts here are a tad ridiculous.

              See here:
              PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50855
              The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


              Here;
              PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52588
              The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


              And especially here:
              Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053
              The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


              And that's just page one!


              So I ask again, fake or real?
              I followed your links and I do not understand. What is ridiculous about those posts? Didn't you read our FAQ? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...rue%20religion

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              • #8
                Re: A very serious question

                Originally posted by drlogic View Post
                come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

                And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???
                The Evolution Fairytale
                http://www.evolutionfairytale.com
                Evidences for creation and against evolution, and a Creation vs Evolution forum.

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                • #9
                  Re: A very serious question

                  Originally posted by drlogic View Post
                  come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

                  And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???
                  It's a good question. Why aren't monkeys evolving into humans if we are from monkeys? Why don't we see cross species like the crocodile duck?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • #10
                    Re: A very serious question

                    seriously, explain the cucumber sodomy post. I need to know now :|

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                    • #11
                      Re: A very serious question

                      Originally posted by drlogic View Post
                      seriously, explain the cucumber sodomy post. I need to know now :|
                      Do you have a cucumber that is going off?
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • #12
                        Re: A very serious question

                        Originally posted by drlogic View Post
                        seriously, explain the cucumber sodomy post. I need to know now :|
                        Well, famed creation scientist, Dr. Ray Comfort: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Comfort taught us that bananas are proof of intelligent design.



                        In that post, one of our brothers in God was inspired to show other ways that vegetables were clearly created for man's use. What's wrong with that???

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                        • #13
                          Re: A very serious question

                          This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice
                          Explain.

                          Also, we did not come from monkeys, we share a common ancestor. A monkey is not an 'older' species, it is as modern as human, just specialized for different tasks. This means we ARE STILL the dominant species, and does not take away from anything or go against the bible.

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                          • #14
                            Re: A very serious question

                            Originally posted by drlogic View Post
                            come on, you can NOT tell me that the cucumber sodomy thing is real...

                            And do you guys REALLY have such a bad understanding of evolution that you think monkeys just POOF into people???
                            We understand that evolution is fairy tales made up so people can pretend there's no God.

                            No, we don't believe monkeys turned into people. We know that God created man from the dust and breathed life into him.

                            Why don't you spend a little more time learning what the Bible really says about God, Jesus, and how to attain Salvation, and a little less time worrying about Internet rumors?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: A very serious question

                              How are we any different from Kirk Cameron?




                              or Ray Comfort in our methods to debunk atheism and evolution?

                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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