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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by She_Wants_Revenge View Post
    Goths dress better. Be a goth and stop looking like your mother, who was gang-raped by 7 black men last night, dresses you.
    Aoife, you are a very tedious little girl. And also a racist, it would appear. There is no room for racism at Landover.

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  • Brother V
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
    And Bible thumping blonde, isn't cussing wrong and a sin,
    Nowhere in the Bible (KJV1611) does it say that thou shalt not cuss.

    That's a lie brought on by the catholic conspiracy. The only "swearing" that is truly a sin is taking the LORD's name in vain. (Jesus name or His fathers name).

    As for what is sin...

    James 4:17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.

    Since saying cuss words may be impolite, but it is hardly a sin.

    YIC
    V

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  • She_Wants_Revenge
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Goths dress better. Be a goth and stop looking like your mother, who was gang-raped by 7 black men last night, dresses you.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Alky: Child of Baccus View Post
    Cursing is also a sin. I'd see you in hell if I thought that I'd be there, but I personally think Trixie and I will be in paradise.
    Cursing, were?

    As for you and your tubby little friend being saved;

    Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?

    Do you tithe to His church?

    Have you turned your life over to Jesus?

    Do you read The Bible daily and follow it's teaching?

    If you answer no to any of these questions you are not saved.

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  • trixiephatmon
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Have you ever heard of using McDonald's' as pizza toppings? I believe that causes weight gain as well. You might want to tell your bovine friend to cut back on doing that.
    Wow, I really would be offended if I actually ate that garbage, but I think McDonald's is the most disgusting food in the world. Also, Pizza is just just as grotesque as McDonald's.

    And Bible thumping blonde, isn't cussing wrong and a sin, calling me a phatass though, I'll take it as a compliment.

    It is so funny that you people think that you are actually offending me. I love the way I look, and so does God.

    And no, I didn't say that God was overweight, but he made all of mankind in his image. That is what I said.

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  • She_Wants_Revenge
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Lucifer is you friend! Join Him!

    Stop yourself from living in His torment which is sure to come to you who do not follow His ways!

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  • Alky: Child of Baccus
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    I'll second that AMEN!

    AMEN!

    P/S: Hey TrixiePHATASS. Try putting down the double cheeseburger and biggie fries and pick up a KJV1611 Bible. I bet you'd drop a few pounds.
    Cursing is also a sin. I'd see you in hell if I thought that I'd be there, but I personally think Trixie and I will be in paradise.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Getting fat is deliberately over eating to attack God by hurting yourself. All this talk about "genetics" and "homerones" is just trying to get away from it's a lifestyle choice.

    This is not to be mistake for a normal and healthy Baptist big bones look.

    I'll second that AMEN!

    AMEN!

    P/S: Hey TrixiePHATASS. Try putting down the double cheeseburger and biggie fries and pick up a KJV1611 Bible. I bet you'd drop a few pounds.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
    I would be an actor, who was doing a show at the time that picture was takin.
    What do you mean, you "would be an actor"? Do you mean "I would be an actor, if only it weren't for the fact that there are no parts for fat, slobbering beasts like myself?
    As for being fat, I am and proud of it. I am also beautiful, made in the image of god.
    Did you just call God overweight?
    Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
    Do you really think that I am ugly Queen. I think I'm pretty beautiful myself!
    I think you may be in a very small minority there.
    Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
    Furthermore if these naturally occuring disasters were actually the work of god, then why doesn't a disaster occur for all the times there are Swedish child-sex tourist touring, for every Gay Pride parade that is being celebrated, for feminism that strongly exists still, for the witches that continue their witchcraft?
    If god was in existence and wanted to rid the world of all these things you see as evil, then I assure you'd be building yourself a little boaty for your cult of true christians and I would be drowning as he flood the world with his punishment.
    Last I checked I'm dry, warm, and living. Your god must not care that I am flaunting my "evils" in front of you and himself, but I didn't think he would since he does not exist.
    That is just proof of how loving God is, that He is prepared to let you carry on living so that you may hear our warnings and come to Him.
    Originally posted by She_Wants_Revenge View Post
    Pride is what made Lucifer the ruler of His own domain.
    And I being the First Child and the Truest to His Reign have been named for what is His Greatest Power. I am His greatest power.
    Wow. If you're his greatest power, then his other powers must be really, really, seriously lame. What's his second-greatest power, eating with chopsticks?
    Originally posted by Alky: Child of Baccus View Post
    She is a moderate eater with very little snacks! Shut up about what you don't know. Have you ever heard of genetics and hormone imbalances? It causes weight gain.
    Have you ever heard of using McDonalds' as pizza toppings? I believe that causes weight gain as well. You might want to tell your bovine friend to cut back on doing that.

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  • Brother V
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Getting fat is deliberately over eating to attack God by hurting yourself. All this talk about "genetics" and "homerones" is just trying to get away from it's a lifestyle choice.

    This is not to be mistake for a normal and healthy Baptist big bones look.
    AMEN!

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  • trixiephatmon
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    She most certainly IS a glutton!

    Anyone THAT FAT HAS to be stuffing her face non-stop! She is probably hiding her gluttony from you by stuffing inordinate amounts of food down her gaping gullet while hiding in a closet or in the basement.

    Disgusting!

    Brother BJ, perhaps we should start Moooing at her instead of talking GODLY American and she will understand what we are saying better?
    Moo with me, MOOOOOOOOO. MOO WITH ME!!!! MOOOO WITH ME!!! M OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Thank you!

    by the way, how much did your boob job cost?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Alky: Child of Baccus View Post
    You have no idea how to do research do you? I told you to shut up in the fact that you do believe that it's a conspiracy. The idea's ridiculous that you think it is because everyone gets fat at least after they have children. Hormones have thrown things off after that. Fat is a natural produciton of the body along with the fact that if you eat anything at all you risk producing it.
    Getting fat is deliberately over eating to attack God by hurting yourself. All this talk about "genetics" and "homerones" is just trying to get away from it's a lifestyle choice.

    This is not to be mistake for a normal and healthy Baptist big bones look.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Alky: Child of Baccus View Post
    She is a moderate eater with very little snacks! Shut up about what you don't know. Have you ever heard of genetics and hormone imbalances? It causes weight gain.
    She most certainly IS a glutton!

    Anyone THAT FAT HAS to be stuffing her face non-stop! She is probably hiding her gluttony from you by stuffing inordinate amounts of food down her gaping gullet while hiding in a closet or in the basement.

    Disgusting!

    Brother BJ, perhaps we should start Moooing at her instead of talking GODLY American and she will understand what we are saying better?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by trixiephantom View Post
    you see right "threw" them. That must that good old home schooling kicking in right there. In public school they teach us that it is spelled "through", but they are all god-less whenches, so what would they know, right?
    Right, God hating sinners like you have no moral compass. That mistake I made was because of my human frailty, and accident which I REPENT(tm) of. When you sinners make spelling mistakes it is deliberately to desecrate Jesus favorite language, American-English.

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  • Alky: Child of Baccus
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    Re: I'm A Goth: Is That Bad?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Those are myths pushed on to society by rationalists to promote their Darwinist agenda. As a Christian I see right threw them.

    As for me shutting up; You are guest here on my church's forum. You will not tell us what to do. If you don't like how we do things here at Landover then leave.
    You have no idea how to do research do you? I told you to shut up in the fact that you do believe that it's a conspiracy. The idea's ridiculous that you think it is because everyone gets fat at least after they have children. Hormones have thrown things off after that. Fat is a natural produciton of the body along with the fact that if you eat anything at all you risk producing it.

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