[see_the_light]

Re: The Horrible Cult...Must Read

Please forgive me, see_the_light, but as a reassigned transsexual trying to regain my manhood and re-enter Christendom, I often swoon beneath the unholy images that held sway in the miserable life I led prior to my finding Jesus. I did not really mean to lower my level, as I know that my level is that of the lowest of the low and really mean. I try not to avert my eyes from the pitfalls and traps that gnawed upon my mortal body and scarred me, however -- I know a horseman when I see one, for instance. 'Tis like a recovering alcoholic recognizing his own -- there may be no whiskey upon the breath... yet the glint in the eyes and the flaring of the nostrils, stallion-like, tells all.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

PRAY TO JESUS THAT HE MAY SAVE YOU!
(though it realy is a disgusting story that you tell, and GOD knows why HE would chose to save such a gone case of hommerism that has cripled the manly body that HE gave)

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Magnum Innominandum]

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see_the_light, I agree with you more than you can know, and spent last night in sheer bliss, cradling the mason jar wherein my stones float preserved, thanking God that despite my deserved damnation the Lord does not spurn me. But -- the more I stared, the more I saw the testicles of horses. I was like unto a chaste, righteous, chalk-white Southern woman remembering what her pitch black gardener did to her whilst praising Jesus in a stark ecru church. And the pit yawned again, you see -- and so it is always.

Though you are welcome to flagellate me and cane my pink feet, bastinado (or -- you would be welcome, did I not still derive so much sinful pleasure from such things... pleasure that is beneath you) -- please do not call me a homer. I am not a homer. I hate homers. I mean to say -- I love homers like Jesus would, but not what they do or identify themselves with. The latter is what matters most to me.

I do not identify myself with homers. I identify myself with the Lord Jesus Christ and His followers.

I do not blame my mother for the pink underwear. She was but a baby oven in the hands of Satan. The earliest urges I remember involved playing with my sisters' dolls and studying my dingle-berries, squeezing the Charmin, etc. It went downhill from there. Last night, reflecting upon what I have learned at Landover, I decided that these companies should have been banned from producing pink toilet paper. But then I tried to look into myself. It was, verily, like looking into an abyss. Why did other boys who used pink t.p. at the behest of healthy and profitable t.p. producers not turn out like me? Why did this harm me?

And the only answer I could find was that this was part of God's plan. I failed to wipe properly and enjoyed the sensation. As soon as I reached adulthood, I prostituted myself so that I could get the equipment God had given me removed and replaced with what I can only describe as a cavern.

I regret what I did to what God gave me. I listen to Nina Simone -- though she was a Negress, she sang Sinner man, you should've been a praying all on that day. I remember that day with crystal clarity -- crystals, the standpipes and telephone lines of the Devil! The antiseptics, the removal of the Lord's tools and their replacement with am artificial woman's profoundly and abysmally sterile box.

Last night I thought of how grieving parents whip their daughters for getting hideous tattoos. What do you think it is like to disfigure a male body by removing that which gives a man the right to subdue women? And if a rebellious girl cannot look her father in the eye after having inky symbols injected into the skin of her pudendum -- how shall I look our Father in the eye? I held the mason jar and wept.

[Talitha]

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I would hide that Mason Jar if I were you.
If Starfinder finds out where you are he'll certainly want to hold them. Firmly.

I really don't understand how a person can willingly allow themselves to end up in Hell and Damnation, but it seems you are on the right path back to Salvation again.

Praise Him

[Magnum Innominandum]

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I would hide that Mason Jar if I were you.
If Starfinder finds out where you are he'll certainly want to hold them. Firmly.

I really don't understand how a person can willingly allow themselves to end up in Hell and Damnation, but it seems you are on the right path back to Salvation again.

Praise Him

I hope and pray that no one shall ever again hold my stones -- no one other than the Lord Jesus. When I cradle that jar, as Isabella did the pot of basil, I look at my fingers and see how evilly I wronged my Maker. For though I can swivel my hips like a houri -- my fingers give my vanished manhood away. I can force my masculine feet into pointy-toed stilettos -- but I cannot walk upon water or multiply loaves and fishes.

[Andrew Barrick]

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OH AND LANDOVERBAPTIST. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN Voicing my concerns about this CULT YOU RUN. You can call me horrible names, you can even delete my account, but I will not be stopped. You can delete this message , but I will show up again...[excessive rantings, etc. omitted]

Sinners really are a confederacy of dunces. They can ban your IP address. Praise the Jesus-instilled powers that Pastors have over the interwebs!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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OH AND LANDOVERBAPTIST. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN Voicing my concerns about this CULT YOU RUN. You can call me horrible names, you can even delete my account, but I will not be stopped. You can delete this message , but I will show up again, under a different name. I promise that this cult will be stopped. Dont try and call me a demon. I am a southern baptist, and I find it horrible what you do. Call me a demon or satans child, I DONT CARE, I WILL BE BACK. I WILL, JUST YOU WATCH AND SEE!

What a heartbreaking case. Satan has truly blinded this man and filled him with rage. There's nothing any of us can do for him -- it's in Jesus' hands now.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SalvationSeeker]

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Well, if this fool returns again.. As he so promised;
Then I hope he atleast has something else than his own OPINION to contribute.
Some scripture from God's Word is always nice.


Let's take a look at just a few of the unbiblical lies he/she has promoted, and debunk them.
Lest any ignorants reading this thread be fooled by him/her!

GOD is a nice , caring person, that will not punish a sweet innocent child because there parents did bad things.

But the Holy Bible says:

And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD,
The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,
Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty;
Visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.
Exodus 34:6-7

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
Even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2

A loving god, that loves ALL his children.

Which is true.
But the Holy Bible says that not everyone is children of God, as the Bible says that is something one BECOMES when one is Saved.

For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:26

No matter what choice they make. God may get disappointed in what we do, but thats why he created Free Will. I might not agree with what this world chooses to do, but I can be sure, that I will help the unsaved, help the people that need help,

Lying is a sin and all liars go to hell.
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters,
And all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:
Which is the second death.
Revelation 21:8

And telling people who ARE hellbound, they aren't. Now that's being a liar.
So the only truly Christian thing is to tell sinners what they are, straight up;
Urging them to repent!
Help them to help themselves, for only they can truly decide to change!

And that's what Jesus did, for HE sure didn't shy from harsh words when they were needed.
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Matthew 23:33

and I dont require them to hit a paypal button at the bottom.

Neither do we, you can tithe in many ways.
But the Holy Bible does say that you MUST tithe:

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Malachi 3:8

And one other thing. Why do yall even think god would create a world and then for his fun and games, create sick children or cause children to become sick because of there parents, and why...never mind.

Dont answer, but the reason I am doing this, IS BECAUSE GOD LOVES EVERYONE. AND HE MIGHT ALLOW BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN, SO WE CAN LEARN AND GROW,

So tell me, what kind of lesson of God's love is to be learned for a deadborn child?
Or another one, slowly starving to death?
Or maybe a man who steps on a landmine and is instantly blown to tiny bits?
Wonder what he learned from that? Especially considering he died (and went to hell) and all?

God loves everyone?? Don't be an ignorant tool.
You don't hurt people like that because you love them:
You do it because you hate them.

And that's all in line with what the Holy Bible says:

The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 5:5-6

God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.
Psalm 7:11

The LORD trieth the righteous:
But the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Psalm 11:5

The LORD preserveth all them that love him:
But all the wicked will he destroy.
Psalm 145:20

The curse of the LORD is in the house of the wicked:
But he blesseth the habitation of the just.
Surely he scorneth the scorners:
But he giveth grace unto the lowly.
Proverbs 3:33-34

^ In short:
If you truly love the Lord God - BAD THINGS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU!

I have been young, and now am old;
Yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
Psalm 37:25

BUT WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT EVERYONE IN 9/11 deserved to die, and say that a 2 year old child that was murderded,

So why DID they die? Because God loved them?
Do you usually have the people you love murdered?

Evil shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.
The LORD redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that trust in him shall be desolate.
Psalm 34:21-22

Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed.
Proverbs 13:21

all Fags and People that deserved to die, Its just horrible.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
Men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge,
God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness;
Full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters,
inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same,
But have pleasure in them that do them.
Romans 1:26-32

God said fags deserve to die, we follow.
Praise God!

AND HE DOESNT BASH against the unsaved.

Oh really?
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things?
For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Matthew 12:34

But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign;
And there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
Matthew 12:39

Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Matthew 23:33

The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.
Psalm 37:12-13

Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips: for who, say they, doth hear?
But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
Psalm 59:7-8

So God not only hates and destroys the unsaved, He bashes them and laughs at them while He does it!

ITS OUR JOB as christians to save the unsaved, no make them feel horrible and actually PAY MONEY TO A CHURCH TO BE FORGIVEN IN THE EYES OF THE LORD. THATS WHY. I WILL NOT STOP.

We can't save anyone. Only Jesus can. We simply preach His message.
People get Saved by accepting Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, not by any human intervention!
NOBODY CAN EVEN GET SAVED UNLESS JESUS HAS DECIDED IT SO.

Nobody is paying money to be forgiven for anything. For only Jesus can forgive sins.
But we Christians tithe and give offerings because it is the right thing to do, and because GOD commands it.

So "markkarenmar"..
Try dropping that gigantic ego of yours and read the Bible!