[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: False religion.....i think not

You haven't quite got the hang of the True Christian thing. It requires only 3 things:

1) You must be male

2) You must tithe - preferably serious dosh.

3) You must be able to spout long,boring,irrelevant & almost entirely incomprehensible passages from the Bible - but only the favoured version of it.

My poor, dear friend,

I've no idea whence you derive these mistaken impressions, except that you seem to be profoundly affected by your final admission -- your poor reading comprehension skills.

There are many True Christians™ here who are more than willing to help you comprehend God's Word, despite your impudent diablerie.

1) You most definitely do not have to be male. We are about as fond of bull-dykes as the Lord is -- they're as attractive as unshaven armpits to anyone who isn't French. Women have many uses and should be womanly.

2) You don't have to tithe -- it's just that you're cursed if you don't.

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation. (Malachi 3:8-9)

You should learn a little bit more about free will, my "young & stupid" friend. God does not keep you from calling yourself a screech owl.

God won't even step in to prevent you from stealing candy at the convenience store.

Such acts have consequences, however -- something you may come to understand if you reach adulthood before overdosing and ending up in the rape-rooms of the Devil.

"Serious dosh"? Your mathematical skills are apparently as low as your morals, my friend. God gives you everything and only asks for a 10% rebate.

When you asked daddy for ninety bucks to pay for the Spackle with which you made your pimply visage pleasing to all manner of pimps and wastrels, did you make off with the hundred bucks he handed you and never give him another thought -- though he made you?

3) If the Word of the Lord is so boring -- why do you keep returning? Drugged out whippersnappers like you are wont to call what they can't understand "irrelevant." The Bible, KJV 1611, can never lose the least iota of relevance, friend.

Say you are suffering from a strange disease -- as you doubtless are. The text to which the welfare doctor refers in attempting to treat you is laced with Latin and even Greek. Do you pronounce it "irrelevant" because it's incomprehensible to you? Do you kick and scream like an infant when he tries to inject you with the substance that would save you? Do you refuse to give him a tenth of the pence you panhandled that day?

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[lilith]

Re: False religion.....i think not

My poor, dear friend,

I've no idea whence you derive these mistaken impressions, except that you seem to be profoundly affected by your final admission -- your poor reading comprehension skills.

There are many True Christians™ here who are more than willing to help you comprehend God's Word, despite your impudent diablerie.

1) You most definitely do not have to be male. We are about as fond of bull-dykes as the Lord is -- they're as attractive as unshaven armpits to anyone who isn't French. Women have many uses and should be womanly.

Precisely - women are only welcome if they give up any freedom & conform to the TC way. Any deviation from that & they're immediately considered to be either harlots,lesbians or both.

2) You don't have to tithe -- it's just that you're cursed if you don't.

Which rather proves my point.

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation. (Malachi 3:8-9)

You should learn a little bit more about free will, my "young & stupid" friend. God does not keep you from calling yourself a screech owl.

God won't even step in to prevent you from stealing candy at the convenience store.

Such acts have consequences, however -- something you may come to understand if you reach adulthood before overdosing and ending up in the rape-rooms of the Devil.

"Serious dosh"? Your mathematical skills are apparently as low as your morals, my friend. God gives you everything and only asks for a 10% rebate.

When you asked daddy for ninety bucks to pay for the Spackle *with which you made your pimply visage pleasing to all manner of pimps and wastrels, did you make off with the hundred bucks he handed you and never give him another thought -- though he made you?

*Is this some American thing,this Spackle?

3) If the Word of the Lord is so boring -- why do you keep returning?* Drugged out whippersnappers like you are wont to call what they can't understand "irrelevant." The Bible, KJV 1611, can never lose the least iota of relevance, friend.

Say you are suffering from a strange disease -- as you doubtless are. The text to which the welfare doctor refers in attempting to treat you is laced with Latin and even Greek. Do you pronounce it "irrelevant" because it's incomprehensible to you? Do you kick and scream like an infant when he tries to inject you with the substance that would save you? Do you refuse to give him a tenth of the pence you panhandled that day?

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

* I find chewing the odd Christian's ear - & lets face it,they don't come much odder than in here - to be amusing,in that their belief system is full of contradictions which they are unable to see. Its endlessly fascinating,the things humans can get themselves to believe.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False religion.....i think not

Oh now Lillith, don't be modest. You know very well what spackle is. That stuff you trowel over the wrinkles, pockmarks and unseemly large holes.

Gotta keep those Ukranian sailors coming. Back for more, right?

I continue to pray that you will see the light and repent of your vile whoredoms.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: False religion.....i think not

Now i'm open to all walks of life but one thing i will not tolerate is when people say you are wrong with no proof.

you christians are a prime example of this,you guys come along 2000 years ago and have the cheek to call all religions and ways of life before that wrong or evil,who do you think you are,your not gods you are but mere humans like the rest of us.

a prime example of this is the ever raging battle between my religion paganism and yours christianity,you say you come with the word of god,yet in your wake you leave more sadness than there originally was before you came,you say you spread love and fogiveness,yet you are so ready to cast people out and condemn them to hell,you say you follow the teachings of jesus christ yet you change the rules to suit your own.

i have no idea what gives you the right to try and dictate people lives like this but believe me lies will be exposed and the truth will crush your lies like a ton of bricks,you have no respect for women,the backbone of our exsistance and contridict yourselves so often i've lost count,your religion and your ways as far as i'm concerned boils down to fear,you fear us pagans and all other matriarcal religions and you fear that if the truth was to get out you would no firm ground to stand on,you fear that women are more powerful than you want to believe,you fear that your religion really doen't make any sense but yet you so deperatly want to see the light.

i'm not say that your religion is wrong,i'm saying the way you do things is wrong, and so i have noticed that nowadays people have no respect for christianity or other patriarchal religions becuase you seek control and you can not control what you haven't created.

Too long, too much bad grammar, and it's all blasphemy. Those other religions pre-stole ideas from the Lord in order to lead people astray to satan. Honestly, why do y'all find it so hard to understand?

[lilith]

Re: False religion.....i think not

Oh now Lillith, don't be modest. You know very well what spackle is. That stuff you trowel over the wrinkles, pockmarks and unseemly large holes.

Gotta keep those Ukranian sailors coming. Back for more, right?

I continue to pray that you will see the light and repent of your vile whoredoms.

Well gee Zeke...I'll just have to take your word for it.
Since you obviously know so much more about than I do.

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: False religion.....i think not

My dear screech owl,

You still seem to be having serious trouble with the concept of free will. No, women do not have to "give up any freedom" to be welcome here. You can deviate as much as you want, you deviant -- I will still love you, even as I hate your sins. Are you a harlot, a lesbian, or both?

God will not stop you from dropping acid and leaping from a tall building to see if you can fly -- you're free to do so despite the deleterious effect on the psyche of the men who will have to scrape you off the sidewalk. Similarly, you're free to get a crew cut and wear comfortable shoes. When the Lord calls the carpet-munchers on the carpet, however, your boyish behind will be hauled off to Hell.

God created all things -- including wealth and the Americans whose Capitalist ingenuity is the sunlight that makes money grow. The contents of your purse (or bra or wherever it is harlots keep their money these days) are therefore entirely His.

You dare whinge about a supposed lack of freedom, when you're free to spend this cash according to your womanly whims -- many good husbands would permit you to pick the colors of your dresses, for example, or the style of your apron. You might be given pocket money to do with as you please -- change you could use in a pay phone to call your spouse or your father if you get confused at the supermarket, for instance, or a bit extra with which to buy a heart-shaped chocolate cherry or some tampons, and perhaps a nice new cravat you can tie to show your hubby how how much you love him.

You sound as if you feel (in your perpetually adolescent pique) that God is forcing you to tithe. Even in analogy to bad theology, you may as well believe that paying the rent is a cruel form of coercion. You don't have to pay the rent, but if you don't -- don't be surprised if you end up living under a bridge in a cardboard box.

You don't have to tip a waiter (and you anyhow shouldn't be around waiters unless accompanied by a male who takes care of such complex things for you, and I don't mean a pimp) -- we preserve the gentle fiction that tipping is voluntary, and verily there is a truth at its core; you can also stab a surly waiter in the gut with the beak of a grilled swordfish, but don't expect to get a good table the next time you dine in that establishment, and don't be surprised if the swordfish is cold.

The thing is that God gave you everything. A waiter, not to mention a waitress, is merely an intermediary. A landlord, though an owner and male and therefore to be obeyed, probably makes a profit from his tenants. But God loses 90% of his investment in you! You might think of Him as the great philanthropist in the sky -- but would you blame Him for being wrathful now and then? What you're saying, basically, is that you think He ought to lose everything. No dice, my dear harlot -- especially since he also loses considerable bodily fluids when weeping over those who would disobey Him. Women like you.

A good Christian girl does not see the limitations placed upon her gender as constraints. It just wouldn't occur to her run around like a thuggish little tomboy demanding space in a sandbox where boys are at play. Since your whorish focus is upon money, think of it as an exchange -- later those boys will hold open doors for her. There will be times when she is invited into the sandbox and permitted to use the pink plastic shovel. She will be grateful to man and God, and gain valuable experience in gardening.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[lilith]

Re: False religion.....i think not

My dear screech owl,

You still seem to be having serious trouble with the concept of free will. No, women do not have to "give up any freedom" to be welcome here. You can deviate as much as you want, you deviant -- I will still love you, even as I hate your sins. Are you a harlot, a lesbian, or both?

God will not stop you from dropping acid and leaping from a tall building to see if you can fly -- you're free to do so despite the deleterious effect on the psyche of the men who will have to scrape you off the sidewalk. Similarly, you're free to get a crew cut and wear comfortable shoes. When the Lord calls the carpet-munchers on the carpet, however, your boyish behind will be hauled off to Hell.

God created all things -- including wealth and the Americans whose Capitalist ingenuity is the sunlight that makes money grow. The contents of your purse (or bra or wherever it is harlots keep their money these days) are therefore entirely His.

You dare whinge about a supposed lack of freedom, when you're free to spend this cash according to your womanly whims -- many good husbands would permit you to pick the colors of your dresses, for example, or the style of your apron. You might be given pocket money to do with as you please -- change you could use in a pay phone to call your spouse or your father if you get confused at the supermarket, for instance, or a bit extra with which to buy a heart-shaped chocolate cherry or some tampons, and perhaps a nice new cravat you can tie to show your hubby how how much you love him.

You sound as if you feel (in your perpetually adolescent pique) that God is forcing you to tithe. Even in analogy to bad theology, you may as well believe that paying the rent is a cruel form of coercion. You don't have to pay the rent, but if you don't -- don't be surprised if you end up living under a bridge in a cardboard box.

You don't have to tip a waiter (and you anyhow shouldn't be around waiters unless accompanied by a male who takes care of such complex things for you, and I don't mean a pimp) -- we preserve the gentle fiction that tipping is voluntary, and verily there is a truth at its core; you can also stab a surly waiter in the gut with the beak of a grilled swordfish, but don't expect to get a good table the next time you dine in that establishment, and don't be surprised if the swordfish is cold.

The thing is that God gave you everything. A waiter, not to mention a waitress, is merely an intermediary. A landlord, though an owner and male and therefore to be obeyed, probably makes a profit from his tenants. But God loses 90% of his investment in you! You might think of Him as the great philanthropist in the sky -- but would you blame Him for being wrathful now and then? What you're saying, basically, is that you think He ought to lose everything. No dice, my dear harlot -- especially since he also loses considerable bodily fluids when weeping over those who would disobey Him. Women like you.

A good Christian girl does not see the limitations placed upon her gender as constraints. It just wouldn't occur to her run around like a thuggish little tomboy demanding space in a sandbox where boys are at play. Since your whorish focus is upon money, think of it as an exchange -- later those boys will hold open doors for her. There will be times when she is invited into the sandbox and permitted to use the pink plastic shovel. She will be grateful to man and God, and gain valuable experience in gardening.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

Your post proves my points perfectly.
Thanks!

[lilith]

Re: False religion.....i think not

My dear screech owl,

You still seem to be having serious trouble with the concept of free will. No, women do not have to "give up any freedom" to be welcome here. You can deviate as much as you want, you deviant -- I will still love you, even as I hate your sins. Are you a harlot, a lesbian, or both?

God will not stop you from dropping acid and leaping from a tall building to see if you can fly -- you're free to do so despite the deleterious effect on the psyche of the men who will have to scrape you off the sidewalk. Similarly, you're free to get a crew cut and wear comfortable shoes. When the Lord calls the carpet-munchers on the carpet, however, your boyish behind will be hauled off to Hell.

God created all things -- including wealth and the Americans whose Capitalist ingenuity is the sunlight that makes money grow. The contents of your purse (or bra or wherever it is harlots keep their money these days) are therefore entirely His.

You dare whinge about a supposed lack of freedom, when you're free to spend this cash according to your womanly whims -- many good husbands would permit you to pick the colors of your dresses, for example, or the style of your apron. You might be given pocket money to do with as you please -- change you could use in a pay phone to call your spouse or your father if you get confused at the supermarket, for instance, or a bit extra with which to buy a heart-shaped chocolate cherry or some tampons, and perhaps a nice new cravat you can tie to show your hubby how how much you love him.

You sound as if you feel (in your perpetually adolescent pique) that God is forcing you to tithe. Even in analogy to bad theology, you may as well believe that paying the rent is a cruel form of coercion. You don't have to pay the rent, but if you don't -- don't be surprised if you end up living under a bridge in a cardboard box.

You don't have to tip a waiter (and you anyhow shouldn't be around waiters unless accompanied by a male who takes care of such complex things for you, and I don't mean a pimp) -- we preserve the gentle fiction that tipping is voluntary, and verily there is a truth at its core; you can also stab a surly waiter in the gut with the beak of a grilled swordfish, but don't expect to get a good table the next time you dine in that establishment, and don't be surprised if the swordfish is cold.

The thing is that God gave you everything. A waiter, not to mention a waitress, is merely an intermediary. A landlord, though an owner and male and therefore to be obeyed, probably makes a profit from his tenants. But God loses 90% of his investment in you! You might think of Him as the great philanthropist in the sky -- but would you blame Him for being wrathful now and then? What you're saying, basically, is that you think He ought to lose everything. No dice, my dear harlot -- especially since he also loses considerable bodily fluids when weeping over those who would disobey Him. Women like you.

A good Christian girl does not see the limitations placed upon her gender as constraints. It just wouldn't occur to her run around like a thuggish little tomboy demanding space in a sandbox where boys are at play. Since your whorish focus is upon money, think of it as an exchange -- later those boys will hold open doors for her. There will be times when she is invited into the sandbox and permitted to use the pink plastic shovel. She will be grateful to man and God, and gain valuable experience in gardening.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

Your post proves my points perfectly.
Thanks!

[I_am_a_Dog]

Re: False religion.....i think not

What are you throwing such a hissy fit over, boy? Are you on the drugs? Nobody here can make heads or tails out what your saying. Just a bunch of babbling.

By the way, would you like to hear about my personal Savior, Jesus?

The irony in this post is overwhelming. You are acting like an immature little brat whereas the topic creator is making a perfectly normal and mature statement. If you really think of yourself that highly, you should at least respect the views and ideas of others rather than trashing them.
Jesus would be ashamed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: False religion.....i think not

The irony in this post is overwhelming. You are acting like an immature little brat whereas the topic creator is making a perfectly normal and mature statement. If you really think of yourself that highly, you should at least respect the views and ideas of others rather than trashing them.
Jesus would be ashamed.

Hi,

I fixed your' user name since it was offensive. Hope you find it helpful.

YIC
BJ Tabor.

[lovethygod]

Re: False religion.....i think not

My dear screech owl,

You still seem to be having serious trouble with the concept of free will. No, women do not have to "give up any freedom" to be welcome here. You can deviate as much as you want, you deviant -- I will still love you, even as I hate your sins. Are you a harlot, a lesbian, or both?

God will not stop you from dropping acid and leaping from a tall building to see if you can fly -- you're free to do so despite the deleterious effect on the psyche of the men who will have to scrape you off the sidewalk. Similarly, you're free to get a crew cut and wear comfortable shoes. When the Lord calls the carpet-munchers on the carpet, however, your boyish behind will be hauled off to Hell.

God created all things -- including wealth and the Americans whose Capitalist ingenuity is the sunlight that makes money grow. The contents of your purse (or bra or wherever it is harlots keep their money these days) are therefore entirely His.

You dare whinge about a supposed lack of freedom, when you're free to spend this cash according to your womanly whims -- many good husbands would permit you to pick the colors of your dresses, for example, or the style of your apron. You might be given pocket money to do with as you please -- change you could use in a pay phone to call your spouse or your father if you get confused at the supermarket, for instance, or a bit extra with which to buy a heart-shaped chocolate cherry or some tampons, and perhaps a nice new cravat you can tie to show your hubby how how much you love him.

You sound as if you feel (in your perpetually adolescent pique) that God is forcing you to tithe. Even in analogy to bad theology, you may as well believe that paying the rent is a cruel form of coercion. You don't have to pay the rent, but if you don't -- don't be surprised if you end up living under a bridge in a cardboard box.

You don't have to tip a waiter (and you anyhow shouldn't be around waiters unless accompanied by a male who takes care of such complex things for you, and I don't mean a pimp) -- we preserve the gentle fiction that tipping is voluntary, and verily there is a truth at its core; you can also stab a surly waiter in the gut with the beak of a grilled swordfish, but don't expect to get a good table the next time you dine in that establishment, and don't be surprised if the swordfish is cold.

The thing is that God gave you everything. A waiter, not to mention a waitress, is merely an intermediary. A landlord, though an owner and male and therefore to be obeyed, probably makes a profit from his tenants. But God loses 90% of his investment in you! You might think of Him as the great philanthropist in the sky -- but would you blame Him for being wrathful now and then? What you're saying, basically, is that you think He ought to lose everything. No dice, my dear harlot -- especially since he also loses considerable bodily fluids when weeping over those who would disobey Him. Women like you.

A good Christian girl does not see the limitations placed upon her gender as constraints. It just wouldn't occur to her run around like a thuggish little tomboy demanding space in a sandbox where boys are at play. Since your whorish focus is upon money, think of it as an exchange -- later those boys will hold open doors for her. There will be times when she is invited into the sandbox and permitted to use the pink plastic shovel. She will be grateful to man and God, and gain valuable experience in gardening.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

Wow, you seem much nicer than any other true christian here. I wish all the true christians were like you.

[I_am_a_Dog]

Re: False religion.....i think not

Hi,

I fixed your' user name since it was offensive. Hope you find it helpful.

YIC
BJ Tabor.

Oh that's cute.
Which one of your dads taught you that one? The gay one or the gayer one?