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  • Goody Jerusha
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 30

    #31
    Re: Who are wiccans?

    There are many easy and foolproof ways to test to see if someone is a witch.

    Are there any strange marks on the body from where the Devil touched them? If so, they are a witch and should be burned.

    If you tie a large stone to their body and cast them into the water and they do not sink, they have renounced baptism, they are a witch and should be burned.

    Do they keep too many brooms and can they fly? If so, they are a witch and should be burned.

    My youngest, Solomon Solomon Junior, has not yet seen his first witch burning. If anyone finds a witch and plans to burn her, please let me know so my family can come and watch.
    Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round thy table. Psalms 128 vs. 3.

    Pekahiah & Kelaiah age 14, Gaius age 12, Dorcas & Dicklah age 9, Gomer age 6, Hagar age 3, Solomon Solomon Junior age 15 months

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    • peaceandlies
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2011
      • 62

      #32
      Re: Who are wiccans?

      Originally posted by Goody Jerusha View Post
      There are many easy and foolproof ways to test to see if someone is a witch.

      Are there any strange marks on the body from where the Devil touched them? If so, they are a witch and should be burned.

      If you tie a large stone to their body and cast them into the water and they do not sink, they have renounced baptism, they are a witch and should be burned.

      Do they keep too many brooms and can they fly? If so, they are a witch and should be burned.

      My youngest, Solomon Solomon Junior, has not yet seen his first witch burning. If anyone finds a witch and plans to burn her, please let me know so my family can come and watch.
      I encountered a witch not long ago, but I'm afraid she's already been dealt with.

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      • Stargeek
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2011
        • 5

        #33
        Re: Who are wiccans?

        They are people who believe in two Gods and believe in nature and such.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #34
          Re: Who are wiccans?

          Originally posted by Stargeek View Post
          They are people who believe in two Gods and believe in nature and such.
          Who believe in a religion created in the 1950's by this guy.

          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991

            #35
            Re: Who are wiccans?

            Originally posted by Stargeek View Post
            They are people who believe in two Gods and believe in nature and such.
            then they be a bunch of loons, Mr.Stargeek! there only be one lord God, an he fathereds himselfs when he became lord Jesus, an sometimes he like to floats arounds as a holy ghosts, an that be true

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            • Miss Fedora
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Mar 2011
              • 28

              #36
              Re: Who are wiccans?

              I heard a fool say the other day that witches and wiccans portrayed poorly as carrying brooms, wearing powdery makeup and wearing all black, they obviously are unsaved trash that doesn't even know what there talking about!
              For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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              • Born Again Bob
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2318

                #37
                Re: Who are wiccans?

                Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
                I heard a fool say the other day that witches and wiccans portrayed poorly as carrying brooms, wearing powdery makeup and wearing all black, they obviously are unsaved trash that doesn't even know what there talking about!
                ...said the poster with a status of Unsaved Trash...

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                • Brother Harold Porter
                  Landover Senior Outreach
                  Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 8236

                  #38
                  Re: Who are wiccans?

                  Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
                  I heard a fool say the other day that witches and wiccans portrayed poorly as carrying brooms, wearing powdery makeup and wearing all black, they obviously are unsaved trash that doesn't even know what there talking about!
                  Well dear, since you are Unsaved Trash yourself, you likely don't know what you are talking about either.

                  You aren't apologizing for filthy witches, are you? God doesn't think much of the demonic freaks that hate Him.

                  Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

                  Say, you haven't posted here under another name, have you? That would be dishonest.

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • Miss Fedora
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 28

                    #39
                    Re: Who are wiccans?

                    I haven't posted under a different name, i think everyone starts out as unsaved trash on here, from what ive heard. Im not apologising for those demons, and satanic followers. this account was just created today after i heard of this awesome church.
                    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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                    • Alexxx
                      Unsaved trash, satan worshiper
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 1

                      #40
                      Re: Who are wiccans?

                      [QUOTE=AuraLayne;679218]

                      Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust.
                      Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.

                      For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out.
                      To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme.

                      Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much.
                      Honor the Old Ones in deed and name,
                      let love and light be our guides again.

                      Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune.
                      Widdershins go when the moon doth wane,
                      and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane.

                      When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two.
                      When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek.

                      Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail.
                      When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast.

                      When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth.
                      When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest.

                      Nine woods in the Cauldron go, burn them fast and burn them slow.
                      Birch in the fire goes to represent what the Lady knows.

                      Oak in the forest towers with might, in the fire it brings the God's
                      insight. Rowan is a tree of power causing life and magick to flower.

                      Willows at the waterside stand ready to help us to the Summerland.
                      Hawthorn is burned to purify and to draw faerie to your eye.

                      Hazel-the tree of wisdom and learning adds its strength to the bright fire burning.
                      White are the flowers of Apple tree that brings us fruits of fertility.

                      Grapes grow upon the vine giving us both joy and wine.
                      Fir does mark the evergreen to represent immortality seen.

                      Elder is the Lady's tree burn it not or cursed you'll be.
                      Four times the Major Sabbats mark in the light and in the dark.

                      As the old year starts to wane the new begins, it's now Samhain.
                      When the time for Imbolc shows watch for flowers through the snows.

                      When the wheel begins to turn soon the Beltane fires will burn.
                      As the wheel turns to Lamas night power is brought to magick rite.

                      Four times the Minor Sabbats fall use the Sun to mark them all.
                      When the wheel has turned to Yule light the log the Horned One rules.

                      In the spring, when night equals day time for Ostara to come our way.
                      When the Sun has reached it's height time for Oak and Holly to fight.

                      Harvesting comes to one and all when the Autumn Equinox does fall.
                      Heed the flower, bush, and tree by the Lady blessed you'll be.

                      Where the rippling waters go cast a stone, the truth you'll know.
                      When you have and hold a need, harken not to others greed.

                      With a fool no season spend or be counted as his friend.
                      Merry Meet and Merry Part bright the cheeks and warm the heart.

                      Mind the Three-fold Laws you should three times bad and three times good.
                      When misfortune is enow wear the star upon your brow.

                      Be true in love this you must do unless your love is false to you.

                      These Eight words the Rede fulfill:

                      "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will"
                      QUOTE]

                      That is NOT the Wiccan Rede..

                      Its:

                      "Bide the Wiccan Law ye must
                      In perfect love and perfect trust
                      Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill
                      If ye harm none, do what ye will

                      What ye sends forth comes back to thee
                      So ever mind the law of three
                      Follow this with mind and heart
                      Merry ye meet and merry ye part."
                      Leviticus 18:23: "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

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                      • Mrs. Rogers
                        compassion personified
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2692

                        #41
                        Re: Who are wiccans?

                        Originally posted by Alexxx View Post
                        Some ghastly stuff of a blasphemous nature.
                        Vomitous drivel. I will not tolerate wiccans Roman Showering upon this most blessed of forums!
                        True Christians are Perfect!

                        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                        • Miss Fedora
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 28

                          #42
                          Re: Who are wiccans?

                          Alexx, this is a christian forum, we don't need you slandering our religion and trying to get us to join your satanist cult. this is for christian talk, not your satanist mumbo jumbo!
                          For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #43
                            Re: Who are wiccans?

                            Originally posted by Alexxx View Post


                            That is NOT the Wiccan Rede..

                            Its:

                            "Bide the Wiccan Law ye must
                            In perfect love and perfect trust
                            Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill
                            If ye harm none, do what ye will

                            What ye sends forth comes back to thee
                            So ever mind the law of three
                            Follow this with mind and heart
                            Merry ye meet and merry ye part."

                            This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at "Alexx" and all witch perverts NOWNOWNOW in Jesus' Holy Name!

                            Father,
                            In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                            Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                            In Jesus name I pray..
                            Amen
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Insomniac
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 8

                              #44
                              Re: Who are wiccans?

                              Wow you guys realy do get pissed off about pretty much everything exept conservative american rebublican christians?
                              I also have studied wiccan religion a bit, and I personaly don't believe in all that broom-flying, cat-sacrifising, demon-calling and spell casting.
                              What I do know is that they used to create "magic potions" (read: medincine for various sickneses) from plants and such that are nowadays used in medical industry to create poisonous drugs. For example opiates. (think, would you eat an opiate for your pains if you would never take a puff from a marijuana cigarette, I for one saty clear of all drugs, including those with corporate labels on them. And now I'm getting a bit sidetracked, exuse me )
                              So, in a way these "witches" as you call them were healers.
                              A good teaching they also have, Live as you will but harm none. Many many people could learn from that!
                              And no, I'm not a wiccan, even though I'm defending them in this argument. These people who believe in their pagan "gods" may choose to pay for their wrong religion upon the judgement day and I for one respect that choise.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #45
                                Re: Who are wiccans?

                                Originally posted by Insomniac View Post
                                Wow you guys realy do get pissed off about pretty much everything exept conservative american rebublican christians?
                                I also have studied wiccan religion a bit, and I personaly don't believe in all that broom-flying, cat-sacrifising, demon-calling and spell casting.
                                What I do know is that they used to create "magic potions" (read: medincine for various sickneses) from plants and such that are nowadays used in medical industry to create poisonous drugs.

                                So, in a way these "witches" as you call them were healers.
                                Wicca was invented in 1954 by Gerald Gardner. Look him up. There were no "wiccans" making medicines from plants.

                                These people who believe in their pagan "gods" may choose to pay for their wrong religion upon the judgement day and I for one respect that choise.
                                We respect their choice as well. Adults may choose damnation if they so desire.

                                We do not respect their attempting to legislate witchcraft as a "religion" so they may recruit Christian children into their perverse, God-mocking deathstyle.

                                We also do not respect them joining this Christian church's discussion forum to insult God.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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