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  • #76
    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
    So, out of the blue, Jesus came, with a knife?
    LOL
    What do you think Jesus is like Captian Kirk in Star Trek??? He saw Pistle was in trouble and had Scotty beam him down down the planet right before the VC could shoot Pistle!!!

    HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT!

    NO! Jesus was like the Predator, invisible and all the time standing there next to Pistle. Jesus saw one of TRUE Christians(tm) in trouble and struck CLEANLY and QUICKLY because that's how our SAVIOR is! GLORY!

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    • #77
      Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      LOL
      What do you think Jesus is like Captian Kirk in Star Trek??? He saw Pistle was in trouble and had Scotty beam him down down the planet right before the VC could shoot Pistle!!!

      HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT!

      NO! Jesus was like the Predator, invisible and all the time standing there next to Pistle. Jesus saw one of TRUE Christians™ in trouble and struck CLEANLY and QUICKLY because that's how our SAVIOR is! GLORY!
      But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • #78
        Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

        Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
        But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
        You don't pay attention when you read, do you?

        Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
        Who else would provide Pastor Pistle's "warm loving glow"? This isn't a special effects movie, son, this real life! Praise Jesus!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #79
          Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

          Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
          But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
          Ever heard of the Holy Ghost?




          What a maroon.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #80
            Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

            Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
            But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
            WHO ELSE WOULD KILL COMIES, SATAN??? ROFL

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            • #81
              Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

              Satan's always depicted with a red skin colour, so probably he is communist, or Communism is satanic. Or both.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • #82
                Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                Satan's always depicted with a red skin colour, so probably he is communist, or Communism is satanic. Or both.
                or a Democrat or a Muslim or an Atheist, but who could tell the difference, RIGHT?

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                • #83
                  Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  or a Democrat or a Muslim or an Atheist, but who could tell the difference, RIGHT?
                  Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                    Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.

                    Atheist say they don't believe in any god but look at the way they almost worship trash like Dawkins, Hitchens and Hawking. It's just sickening. They hold their 'holy' books like 'the god delusion'and 'the end of faith' and almost go into a religious ecstasy. Atheism is just another false faith it's about time they admitted it.

                    They need to get right with Jesus,

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                      Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                      Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
                      And Atheists won't shout Alahu Akbar when they do blow something up.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • #86
                        Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                        Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                        And Atheists won't shout Alahu Akbar when they do blow something up.
                        OFF TOPIC

                        You are evading the question friend - Jesus clearly killed that Vietcong. So admit it, God exists.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                          Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                          Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
                          Are you calling God a liar?
                          Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                          Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
                          Perhaps, but you can't deny that atheists want to blow up everything that's not Muslim.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                            Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                            Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
                            You clearly don't get it!

                            Atheists believe in the god they call Science! May they all burn in Hell!

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                            • #89
                              Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                              Originally posted by RedeemedBaptist View Post
                              You clearly don't get it!

                              Atheists believe in the god they call Science! May they all burn in Hell!
                              The really freakishly devout ones pray towards the Galapagos Islands just like the Muslims pray towards Mecca. Creepy, isn't it? And they most assuredly will burn in Hell because God is a God of Love and full of Mercy, Hallelujah!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                                Uhh.. wow. Lmao. That is so easy, the explosion showed him the man that was in front of him. He pulled his knife out and stabbed the man.

                                God had nothing to do with it.
                                It wouldn't be easy to say "god did it" if people didn't create religion to keep people in check in the first place.

                                All religion has turned out to be nowadays is a sorry and sad excuse for pricks to use against other people.
                                Nobody uses it for it's good.
                                I can't want until you all die and realize that you just cease to exist when your brain activity stops. Our personalities do not come from a god, they are made up of experiences and influences from people around us.
                                That's that. Nothing more.
                                There. Is. NOT. A. God.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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