[HTannor]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

How is it a miracle to break one of the ten commandments?

Hey, there, ring kisser, how about taking your booty to the Introduction Section and properly introducing yourself?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

So, what you say is that the Bible contradicts itself. How can it be seen as a proper reference if you can use quotes from the Bible to shoot down a commandment - again from the Bible!? That doesn't even make sense.

How is it a contradiction for God to tell us not to kill unless He explicitly tells us to kill? You're not even making any sense. I blame it on your unrestricted gaming deathstyle and associated retardation.

I will pray for you.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[HolyPriest]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

So, what you say is that the Bible contradicts itself. How can it be seen as a proper reference if you can use quotes from the Bible to shoot down a commandment - again from the Bible!? That doesn't even make sense.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Does the 6th commandment not say that you must not kill? Doesn't say anything about murder.
And even "godless commis gooks" are the creation of God?

How do you feel when God commands us to kill? You've cherry-picked Exodus: did you skip over these parts?

( Exodus 21:12) He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death."

(Exodus 21:16) And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death."

(Exodus 22:19) Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

Etc. etc.



And don't even get me STARTED on Leviticus!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[HolyPriest]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Killing godless commie gooks in battle is not murder. There is a time and place for everything.

(Ecclesiastes 3:8) "A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Does the 6th commandment not say that you must not kill? Doesn't say anything about murder. And even "godless commis gooks" are the creation of God?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

How is it a miracle to break one of the ten commandments?

Killing godless commie gooks in battle is not murder. There is a time and place for everything.

(Ecclesiastes 3:8) "A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[HolyPriest]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

How is it a miracle to break one of the ten commandments?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

That could just be dumb luck. Or, you know, it may not have piffleing happened.

Your's Truly,
Shane

Any problems, please feel free to contact me via e-mail: jesussonofgodchrist@yahoo.com

I look forward to your e-mails.

I look forward to not sending any.

[Confirmed_Atheist]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.

That could just be dumb luck. Or, you know, it may not have fucking happened.

Your's Truly,
Shane

Any problems, please feel free to contact me via e-mail: jesussonofgodchrist@yahoo.com

I look forward to your e-mails.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

There is no reason or logic behind young earth creationism but you people are fine believing in that.

Personal attacks now. You want to stop evading my question Mrs Pseudo Skeptic; I provided you an example of something unreasonable, logically God is unreasonable, therefore this thing PROVES God exists.

[Jarpen]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Oh, so all of sudden something written down by some cranky old man who refuses to talk to anyone trumps the World of Lord (which is written in our very hearts) Shameful sire, shameful!

You are also avoiding my point; there is no reason or logic behind Pastor Pistle's killing of that Viet Cong soldier. That's why science and atheism refuses to accept it.

There is no reason or logic behind young earth creationism but you people are fine believing in that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

That's a good point.

I am not quick to deny the love Christ, I am just providing an alternative scientific response.

The "Explain It Atheists" subheading drew me in... I am not an atheist myself but I just thought I'd have a go at it

Oh, so all of sudden something written down by some cranky old man who refuses to talk to anyone trumps the World of Lord (which is written in our very hearts) Shameful sire, shameful!

You are also avoiding my point; there is no reason or logic behind Pastor Pistle's killing of that Viet Cong soldier. That's why science and atheism refuses to accept it.

[Jarpen]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Keep in mind that Pastor Pistle was temporarily blinded and he was able to incapacitate the Viet Cong soldier before the Viet Cong could bring his AK47 to bear. The first stab from Pistle was to the other man's wind pile - in the dark, blinded and disoriented. It was an almost impossible thing to do. Clearly Jesus helped Pistle kill that man.

I though you claimed to be a Christian; why are you so quick to deny the love of Our Savior?

That's a good point.

I am not quick to deny the love Christ, I am just providing an alternative scientific response.

The "Explain It Atheists" subheading drew me in... I am not an atheist myself but I just thought I'd have a go at it

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Actually it's just the opposite.

Option 1: An invisible spiritual force somehow came into Pastor Pistle's body and saved his life.

Option 2: Pistle grabbed his knife and stabbed the man.

Keep in mind that Pastor Pistle was temporarily blinded and he was able to incapacitate the Viet Cong soldier before the Viet Cong could bring his AK47 to bear. The first stab from Pistle was to the other man's wind pile - in the dark, blinded and disoriented. It was an almost impossible thing to do. Clearly Jesus helped Pistle kill that man.

I though you claimed to be a Christian; why are you so quick to deny the love of Our Savior?

[Jarpen]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.

Actually it's just the opposite.

Option 1: An invisible spiritual force somehow came into Pastor Pistle's body and saved his life.

Option 2: Pistle grabbed his knife and stabbed the man.