[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Your grasp of American is just fine.

A wonderful story that could only have ended better had the lance corporal leaped to his feet and blew away the camel jockey that shot him.

Praise Jesus Brother Tannor

[HTannor]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

I only wish that I have explained this clearly enough, my American is not so hot.

Your grasp of American is just fine.

A wonderful story that could only have ended better had the lance corporal leaped to his feet and blew away the camel jockey that shot him.

[Rev. Hardrada]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

I heard of a similar thing from a frend of mine, L/Cpl Carl Cannon, was walking to the port of his vehicle when a single round hit him in the helmet. The round knocked Carl off balance and slammed him against the Humvee as miraculously the bullet penetrated his helmet just above his left eye and continued into his helmet. The bullet, instead of hitting Carl's pious brain was guided around and around the inside of his helmet until it lost momentum and dropped into his chest pocket, the pocket that held his miniature King James. I truly believe God saved Carl that day, and only because of his nightly prayers and devotion. Carl was always to be seen muttering and when I approached him about this he replied that a prayer was always on his lips and therefore God was always on his shoulder and this is what saved his life. From this day on Carl became very poplar with his Platoon, they regarded him as a spiritual leader and as a guiding light in somewhat dark times. Explain that! The incident defies physics on so many levels, not to mention that god clearly saved him. I only wish that I have explained this clearly enough, my English is not so hot.

[DDM1985]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.

Good thing, too... otherwise, he might've ended up with bamboo splinters shoved through his fingers in a POW camp, or being blown up by a Vietcong hostage with a satchel-charge strapped to his back. It's too bad the VC weren't destroyed in that war... now, they torment and kill Christians in prison, and build museums to slander our veterans.

God bless our troops...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

The characters in this story also make it unbelievable, no one is names Pistle (pistle-pistol)

Well there were 2834 on the 1800 US census.

[We are_Legion]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

The fact that Jesus guided a knife to a man's neck is a fallacy in-and-of itself, let us not forget that thou shalt not kill is the sixth commandment, but Jesus was a man who could supposedly invoke the wrath of god against the men killing him, yet he continues to preach his message of peace. I could also claim that god doesnt exist and ask you to prove that, which is impossible. The characters in this story also make it unbelievable, no one is names Pistle (pistle-pistol)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Thank you, Brother Bobby-Joe, you beat me to it. I was about to lower the boom on that Unsaved Trash.

I will rest easy this evening knowing that all True Christians™ are coming to the defense of our Godly Marines®.

The bloodthirstiness of secularists is appalling. That's what happens when you don't value life.

[HTannor]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Hold it there friend; Pistle is a Christian pastor and a man of God. Why would he want to kill anyone?

Thank you, Brother Bobby-Joe, you beat me to it. I was about to lower the boom on that Unsaved Trash.

I will rest easy this evening knowing that all True Christians™ are coming to the defense of our Godly Marines®.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Long story short. Your man got lucky.

DO IT AGAIN!

Hold it there friend; Pistle is a Christian pastor and a man of God. Why would he want to kill anyone?

[Dante23]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Once the body is over taken by adrenaline, then the human body is able to do amazing things. Such as the 5 year old child who saved their parent from drowning.

In this pastors case it was very simple. His eyes had adjusted to the night, and when the explosion had gone off, his eyes where diluted enough to bring in the light in a vast quantity, giving him temporary night vision, allowing him to see the soldier. As you stated yourself he was out of ammo, and he knew it. So he would have grabbed his knife instead. and when you are point blank with someone, it is almost impossible to miss your mark.

And as for the simplest answer being the right one, this statement is false. The simplest solution has fewer chances of messing up, where as more complex plans have greater outcomes.

Long story short. Your man got lucky.

DO IT AGAIN!

[Booger]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.

Seriously? You want an atheist to explain why a trained US soldier killed a man with his knife when he was out of ammo?

Hmm, well I guess I'll give it a whack...HE WAS A TRAINED US SOLDIER...
I do give you props on the chuck norris statue though...but it does baffle me that you have a statue of a random man in a church vestibule.

[Beyondthesmegma]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.

It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!

Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!

Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.

Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?

I await your reply.

Many Reasons - Not God
1) Superior training. All American forces had extensive training, especially in close quarters combat. Vietcong had no training. They were untrained militia soldiers.

2) CQC. It is hard to use an assault rifle at close range. The Victor Charlie most likely had an AK47. Recoil plus close range equals low probability of survival.

3) Adrenaline Rush. Nuff said.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

Right. So, you're telling us that he has a distorted view of reality.

Well understandable when you consider all the "experiences" he hqad while over there.

The man who claims to be a pirate

The Pirates are Our Lords Chosen people, so I honour them, it is others that gave me the moniker "God mocking pirate"

and who worships meatballs

It is not for you or I to question how Our Lord and Creator chooses to represent himself.

is telling us about how someone else has less-than-flawless contact with reality.

The use of mind altering substances in that place and time is well documented

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

That story never gets old. The Lord has guided righteous soldiers and Marines hands for centuries.

I once made a 350m shot through an open window(on another street!) with my M203 during a near-skirmish in a small village near Rhabis Dhiti. The 40mm HE detonated in the center of the room killing three plainclothed terrorists disguised as college students from the city. One was weeks from getting her doctorate in terrorist medicine! Imagine Osama Bin Dingdongs sister is your kids doctor! The miracle was that I wasnt even aiming! I was just walking along pointing it at different things and it mysteriously fired on it's own. I know Jesus fired that shell.

Another Godly miracle that secularists won't account for. I recalled when the DoF reported that terrorist doctor was being groomed to infiltrate the US to open an abortion clinic in New Jersey. With one twitch of the finger Jesus changed the score to Freedom 1 Al Quida 0.

Pastor Pistle once told me that Jesus prefers helping Marines over the other branches because we are so devout. I believe him. Athians will never be able to explain these sort of combat related miracles. Their narrow minds are too closed to believe it.

GLORY! One branch of the military you will NEVER find atheists in is the US Marines! As they say, on those who have been to war have truly experienced the Love of God for His creation.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

hahaha maybe someone could explain it, if it had been true. Karl Marx died in 1883, long before any "Vietkong". Also, he died after being ill for 15 months.

No-one claimed that Pastor Pistle killed Karl Marx, so that doesn't undermine the story in any way. In fact, it's just more proof that God exists - God hated Karl Marx, and now he's dead. Glory!

Not a Liar, that would imply a conscious desire to mislead, it is just that some of his "experiences" in Nam may have distorted his view of reality.

Right. So, you're telling us that he has a distorted view of reality. The man who claims to be a pirate, and who worships meatballs, is telling us about how someone else has less-than-flawless contact with reality.
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