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  • Athiest
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    • Jan 2008
    • 16

    #1

    Just a quick question,

    If I suddenly decided to pretend to believe in your god because some guy slipped me a quick twenty, would you god love me, or would I have to do some sexual favors for him first?
  • CaveManJoke
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 62

    #2
    Re: Just a quick question,

    Hmm, thats a good question, I would have to second it. Although I'm not a big fan of BJ'S HJ'S or ZJ's but i will pass for an deal BJO's.
    Portugese omelete perhaps?

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388

      #3
      Re: Just a quick question,

      Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
      Hmm, thats a good question, I would have to second it. Although I'm not a big fan of BJ'S HJ'S or ZJ's but i will pass for an deal BJO's.
      Portugese omelete perhaps?
      Only a filthy homosexual such as yourself would think that's a good question. Nobody cares about your perversions. Could you remind me why you're here if you're not trying to find Salvation? Because Salvation is the purpose of this board. It's not for cruising for homosexual sex and promoting homosexualism.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • Athiest
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        • Jan 2008
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Just a quick question,

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        Only a filthy homosexual such as yourself would think that's a good question. Nobody cares about your perversions. Could you remind me why you're here if you're not trying to find Salvation? Because Salvation is the purpose of this board. It's not for cruising for homosexual sex and promoting homosexualism.
        Oh hey dude who's that fat chick in your uh... "AVATAR"?

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
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          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Just a quick question,

          Originally posted by Athiest View Post
          Oh hey dude who's that fat chick in your uh... "AVATAR"?
          That's a picture of Victory OS and she is not fat you jerk, she is just a healthy and typical Baptist lady.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Just a quick question,

            Originally posted by Athiest View Post
            Oh hey dude who's that fat chick in your uh... "AVATAR"?
            Who's the queer in the red dress and pink hair in yours?

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            • Athiest
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              • Jan 2008
              • 16

              #7
              Re: Just a quick question,

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Who's the queer in the red dress and pink hair in yours?
              Amy rose. A fictional character. Though she's much cooler than God, even if she DOESN'T have a bunch of dumbass followers with brains and faces of chimpanzees.

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              • Shunketsu
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                • Dec 2007
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Just a quick question,

                Ah this place is great. Such warm, caring energy........oh wait, wrong board.
                This place sucks.

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388

                  #9
                  Re: Just a quick question,

                  Originally posted by Athiest View Post
                  Oh hey dude who's that fat chick in your uh... "AVATAR"?
                  I don't appreciate your childish insults! I am a God-fearing woman who happens to have a little trouble with diabetes. If my condition worsens they will have to remove one of both of my legs. Do you find humor in that as well? For years now I have stayed inside my home, only going out to check the mail under the blanket of darkness for fear of the ridicule of the neighborhood children. Finally I build up the courage to show my face on an internet message board where I have found love and acceptance from my fellow Christians, and this is what I get from the unwashed masses? I come here to help you find Salvation and to save your Soul from homosexual demons, and this is how you repay me?

                  You should be ashamed! What if your mother or grandmother knew you were here mocking a Christian woman for her medical afflictions? Would they be proud of you?
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                  • Vance Renadi
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                    • Jan 2008
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: Just a quick question,

                    ok I don't think you should be unsulted cuz you're sick, but I think the sickness of this world are caused by Gods will, and it seems that you deserve to suffer for your cruelty

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Just a quick question,

                      Originally posted by Vance Renadi View Post
                      ok I don't think you should be unsulted cuz you're sick, but I think the sickness of this world are caused by Gods will, and it seems that you deserve to suffer for your cruelty
                      "Unsalted"? Are you advocating cannibalism. Friend, this is not a Catholic forum.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • VictoryOS
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                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #12
                        Re: Just a quick question,

                        Originally posted by Vance Renadi View Post
                        ok I don't think you should be unsulted cuz you're sick, but I think the sickness of this world are caused by Gods will, and it seems that you deserve to suffer for your cruelty
                        Are you talking to me, you harlot? I'm a kind and gentle Christian Lady. There's not a cruel bone in my body, you miserable cur!
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • Vance Renadi
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                          • Jan 2008
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Just a quick question,

                          I laugh, you both were slightly cruel just there, but let me say I have mad a mistake, I could pretend I'm perfect like I see so many here doing, but yes I meant insulted, thank you for showing that to me Bobby-joe, I would not have realized my fault had you not mentioned it, and thank you for trying again to "unsult" me

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                          • CaveManJoke
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 62

                            #14
                            Re: Just a quick question,

                            No amount of forum posting is going to grant you salvation. Apparently no one here has ever heard of sarcasm. Crap, I'd hate to see you all in public, must be a fun mess, your all so socially awkward, and ill prepared to enter society, kinda reminds me of homeschooled kids.

                            But then again it would be better for society for you to stay inside!



                            Mrs. Fat Avatar lady, your avatar is not a photo, so I have no shame at poking fun at it, how on earth do you know what the list of acronyms are, aren't you supposed to be sickeningly innocent?

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5388

                              #15
                              Re: Just a quick question,

                              Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                              Apparently no one here has ever heard of sarcasm.
                              Nope. Never heard of it.

                              Mrs. Fat Avatar lady, your avatar is not a photo, so I have no shame at poking fun at it
                              Are youtalking to me? What exactly do you think my avatar is, some of your Godless Jap animay? I can't believe you'd come to our forum and be so rude to us!

                              how on earth do you know what the list of acronyms are, aren't you supposed to be sickeningly innocent?
                              What list of acronyms? I must have missed something. I logged off the website for a little while to do my daily devotional reading, but now I'm back.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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