Ugh... Pokemon

[Dr.Isaiah]

These games have a clear bias against Christianity.

The "pocket monsters", likely to be a phallic symbol, are allowed to evolve in the game. This is a definite stance against God's creation of the universe.

Not only that, but the monsters are depicted as Devils and dragons. Anything outside the realm of God's original creation is demonic. These monsters use "special powers" which could induce kids into thinking that witchcraft accepted.

Furthermore, there has been reports of kids suffering epilepsy attacks after watching the cartoon.

Epilepsy? Please.

It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.

[Brother Enoch]

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Epilepsy is a clear sign of demonic possession.

Thank you for warning me about this satanic slope video game, I'll certainly keep my kids away from it. First Pearl Harbor, now this. We should have used a lot more than just 2 nukes on those Godless chinks.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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There has been much written on the subject.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6812

or

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35966

Just a bit of light reading if you are interested

[ChristKev]

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The Pokemon truly disgust me. My grandchildren come over to my house with all their Pokemon paraphernalia and speak only of it! I've tried to tell my children that these monsters of Satan are tearing their children apart, but it's of no use.

That catch phrase "gotta catch 'em all" is a blatant promotion of contracting venereal disease from excessive promiscuity. I've banned all that garbage from my home. From now on, it's just the word of the LORD they'll be catching!

[Brother Alex]

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The Pokemon clearly represent demon familiars such as those that were conjured by witches and warlocks in the old days.

Pokemon, Harry Potter, Minecraft, Lord of the Rings, etc. ; It's all part of a great conspiracy whereas modern-day sorcerers are trying to expose our children to witchcraft, wizardry and evolution by the means of books, television and video games. God hates the whole thing...

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

[Margot]

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With the internet and all of the grimoires that are free to view by all you can trust me Pokemon's are far not your worst problem when i can just open a new tab in the web and find me the steps to summon Lilith the first woman that god created...so do you think yellow rat shooting lighting is the problem

[Cursed]

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With the internet and all of the grimoires that are free to view by all you can trust me Pokemon's are far not your worst problem when i can just open a new tab in the web and find me the steps to summon Lilith the first woman that god created...so do you think yellow rat shooting lighting is the problem

Lilith from Cheers is not the first woman, silly! It's Eve, as you would know if you had read the 1611 King James Bible.

Stop reading Cheers fan sites and start reading your Bible! Your soul depends on it!

[Margot]

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Lilith from Cheers is not the first woman, silly! It's Eve, as you would know if you had read the 1611 King James Bible.

Stop reading Cheers fan sites and start reading your Bible! Your soul depends on it!

Actually Lilith IS indeed the first woman created by God but when drinking from the blood of Adam and saying the unspoken name of God he banished her.Eve come along later and then again is Lilith in the form of the snake that tames Eve to take the forbidden fruit.

The silly in the situation is you for being scared of her

[Cursed]

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Actually Lilith IS indeed the first woman created by God but when drinking from the blood of Adam and saying the unspoken name of God he banished her.Eve come along later and then again is Lilith in the form of the snake that tames Eve to take the forbidden fruit.

The silly in the situation is you for being scared of her

Actually Eve IS indeed the first woman, as plainly recorded in the Book of Genesis, which says absolutely nothing about Lilith from Cheers.

Your information is flawed. Please stop reading TV Guide and Entertainment Weekly and turn to the Good Book. Wouldn't you like to stop being so ignorant?

[Margot]

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Actually Eve IS indeed the first woman, as plainly recorded in the Book of Genesis, which says absolutely nothing about Lilith from Cheers.

Your information is flawed. Please stop reading TV Guide and Entertainment Weekly and turn to the Good Book. Wouldn't you like to stop being so ignorant?

I think you need to stop being so scared and ignorant..of course your stupid books will be afraid to say anything about Lilith but i can give you the ritual for you to summon her and ask and question her yourself

[Didymus Much]

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I think you need to stop being so scared and ignorant..of course your stupid books will be afraid to say anything about Lilith but i can give you the ritual for you to summon her and ask and question her yourself

You're a loonie.

[Cursed]

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I think you need to stop being so scared and ignorant..of course your stupid books will be afraid to say anything about Lilith but i can give you the ritual for you to summon her and ask and question her yourself

You know you can't summon anything and your wizardry has no power; you are a weak, deluded subhuman who can't even summon enough energy to get to the bathroom, so you keep a mason jar by the couch.

I know your kind.

Why don't you post your Lilith ritual here, pathetic one? Let me guess! Because the only copy is one you wrote on a cocktail napkin with your mom's lipstick while you were waiting for her to finish her happy-hour drink and take you home to plop you in front of the TV while she kills a box of wine?

[loveforchrist]

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Actually Lilith IS indeed the first woman created by God but when drinking from the blood of Adam and saying the unspoken name of God he banished her.Eve come along later and then again is Lilith in the form of the snake that tames Eve to take the forbidden fruit.

The silly in the situation is you for being scared of her

If it isn't in the Bible. It didn't happen. Please cite scripture.

[Stargeek]

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There's really nothing wrong with pokemon. It wasn't made on Christian beliefs, why should it follow them?

[BelieverInGod]

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There's really nothing wrong with pokemon. It wasn't made on Christian beliefs, why should it follow them?

Why are they pushing it on our kids then? Why not keep it all over in gookland where it belongs.