[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

There there....Just snuggle up to Pastor Zeke and everything will be alright. Why don't we step into my prayer closet, where we might have some privacy, sister Jennifer.

Now I will say:

"Yeah some of our priests are incredibly lapsed, but what they do is no worse than what Pastor Zeke does in his prayer closet"

[JennyD]

Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

I knew I could count on you in my hour of need, Pastor!

I've never been assaulted by an inflatable sheep before.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

What was THAT?!

GLENN CLOSE?


Hold me, Pastor . . .

There there....Just snuggle up to Pastor Zeke and everything will be alright. Why don't we step into my prayer closet, where we might have some privacy, sister Jennifer.

[JennyD]

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What was THAT?!

GLENN CLOSE?


Hold me, Pastor . . .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

Unlike your "oh-so-holy", clearly merciless and not at all hateful "god", I can tell you this much: I'm definitely not imaginary.

Trying to sneak in here under a different account gets you banned, sodomite.

[Religious_Zealot]

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By the way, did you meet your imaginary girlfriend at Imaginary U while working on your imaginary law degree? (That's a JD, not a PhD as you claimed . . . but of course you know that!) And how's that imaginary lawsuit?

Unlike your "oh-so-holy", clearly merciless and not at all hateful "god", I can tell you this much: I'm definitely not imaginary.

[JennyD]

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Im an agnostic, not an atheist... and just because anal sex is pleasurable for some people does not mean that everyone but you does it. I will have you know that I had sex in the missionary position with my girlfriend today, granted she was on the kitchen table, but atleast she was on her back. I am so obviously not gay.

If you're not Christian, then why would you be so concerned about whether Christians think you're homersexural?

Methinks you dost protest too much.

By the way, did you meet your imaginary girlfriend at Imaginary U while working on your imaginary law degree? (That's a JD, not a PhD as you claimed . . . but of course you know that!) And how's that imaginary lawsuit?

[RogueFilosifer]

Re: What if an Unbeliver does many good things?

OK, that leaves us with an atheist sodomite then.

Im an agnostic, not an atheist... and just because anal sex is pleasurable for some people does not mean that everyone but you does it. I will have you know that I had sex in the missionary position with my girlfriend today, granted she was on the kitchen table, but atleast she was on her back. I am so obviously not gay.

[Wide-Open]

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I didnt say I was a queer satan worshipper because I am NOT a queer satan worshipper. I worship no GOD, no FALLEN ANGEL, no DEVINE ENTITY, or any object or essence in existence.

OK, that leaves us with an atheist sodomite then.

[RogueFilosifer]

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And you didn't tell us that you are a queer satan worshiper either, but your hateful words speak volumes.

Until you are a True Christian™, you cannot possibly hope to comprehend the Holy Bible.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Now then, you had better apologize to sister Jenny in your very next post, otherwise you will be spending some time in quarantine with the other God mocking scum. Even the hippie apologized to me for being offensive. I'm sure you can do it, nancy.

I didnt say I was a queer satan worshipper because I am NOT a queer satan worshipper. I worship no GOD, no FALLEN ANGEL, no DEVINE ENTITY, or any object or essence in existence.

My apology to JennyD will come upon receival of a proper and civil apology to myself, lovethygod, and to all members that have been offended by her.

And for a "gentle pastor of the flock" your not so gentle, your quite rough and coarse actually. Somewhat vulgar aswell.

[RogueFilosifer]

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Um, they who? Who is lovethygod calling a hippie now?

Incidentally, I live surrounded by hippies. I know one when I see one. I've not called lovethygod a hippie . . . I'd be more inclined to believe that she is a new-age-influenced Catholicker. She's too young to be a genuine patchouli-soaked, "earth-body" hippie. She could be a hippie-wannabe, though.

Meanwhile, you completely ignored the substance of my post, while instead bearing false witness against ME and claiming that I called lovethygod a hippie. Or that she called some group of people hippies ("they were a hippie"?).

I dont claim to know the sex of lovethygod so I used the term "they" as a substitute for "he" or "she" which are sex orientated terms. SO I did not bear false witness against you, you did call lovethygod a hippie!

You're welcome to imagine whatever you like; however, please refrain from steering others down your hippie-love-fest path to eternal damnation, OK?

Even in context you are still saying that lovethygod is a hippie!

Don't start accusing me of things I havent done, when you should be looking at the things you HAVE done! Sweep off your own back step before you sweep off those of others.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Then dont hate others, simple solution. That was not vicious at all, I simply pointed out the obvious, after accusing someone of being a hippie and telling them they are going to burn in hell for not believing the exact same thing as you is a vicious personal attack. I will apologize when all of you apologize for accusing everyone else of being heathens and scum and niggers, spics, and all those other horrible things that you call others!

Just because you are a "Valued Member" does not excuse you from the same formal tendencies that everyone else follow!

Friend,

You are not going to burn in Hell because you don't believe in exactly what we believe, you will burn in Hell because you don't believe in exactly what Jesus believes! We TRUE Christians are merely doing our best to keep from being sent to the Lake of Fire and love our Savior (He temporarily died for our sins) It's Jesus opinion that is the one that counts here friend.

[JennyD]

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Last I checked, the user lovethygod did not say they were a hippie, so what gives you the right to call them a hippie? And dont you dare say God. God does not give anyone the right to judge others or to falsely accuse them, in fact on of the TEN COMMANDMENTS is thou shalt not bear false witness, which is what you are doing so STOP. Maybe your intentions are pure and out of love, but your methods are harsh and completely uncalled for, you are driving more people away from God than bringing together.

Um, they who? Who is lovethygod calling a hippie now?

Incidentally, I live surrounded by hippies. I know one when I see one. I've not called lovethygod a hippie . . . I'd be more inclined to believe that she is a new-age-influenced Catholicker. She's too young to be a genuine patchouli-soaked, "earth-body" hippie. She could be a hippie-wannabe, though.

Meanwhile, you completely ignored the substance of my post, while instead bearing false witness against ME and claiming that I called lovethygod a hippie. Or that she called some group of people hippies ("they were a hippie"?).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Last I checked, the user lovethygod did not say they were a hippie, so what gives you the right to call them a hippie? And dont you dare say God. God does not give anyone the right to judge others or to falsely accuse them, in fact on of the TEN COMMANDMENTS is thou shalt not bear false witness, which is what you are doing so STOP. Maybe your intentions are pure and out of love, but your methods are harsh and completely uncalled for, you are driving more people away from God than bringing together.

And you didn't tell us that you are a queer satan worshiper either, but your hateful words speak volumes.

Until you are a True Christian™, you cannot possibly hope to comprehend the Holy Bible.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Now then, you had better apologize to sister Jenny in your very next post, otherwise you will be spending some time in quarantine with the other God mocking scum. Even the hippie apologized to me for being offensive. I'm sure you can do it, nancy.

[RogueFilosifer]

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Excuse me?

Telling some hippie that if he doesn't follow Jesus he will burn in Hellfire for all eternity is an act of LOVE, not a "vicious personal attack"!

Let me give you an example of a similar situation, and we'll see if you can comprehend.

Suppose you have a little sister. Your parents let you out of the basement to babysit her one day.

Your little sister has a stuffed teddy bear, which she loves to chew on. (She's only two.)

The bear falls off a shelf into a puddle of liquid rat poison. You see your little sister toddling over to pick up her bear, with that paw-gnawing look in her eye. You know that if you take the bear away, it will hurt her feelings, and she will probably cry and be mad at you. Of course, if you let her pick up and chew on her bear, she will get violently ill or even die.

What do you do?

You're our little sister, Rouge. We see you toddling toward the abyss, about to spend eternity burning and being tortured. We don't care if your feelings get hurt; we want your soul to be saved from the wrath of God.

And yet you say we act out of hate? Is this Bizarro World, or maybe Backwards Day?

Last I checked, the user lovethygod did not say they were a hippie, so what gives you the right to call them a hippie? And dont you dare say God. God does not give anyone the right to judge others or to falsely accuse them, in fact on of the TEN COMMANDMENTS is thou shalt not bear false witness, which is what you are doing so STOP. Maybe your intentions are pure and out of love, but your methods are harsh and completely uncalled for, you are driving more people away from God than bringing together.