[JennyD]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

If there's one positive thing about this meatball, at least she had the common sense to put this spam into the right forum . . . FALSE Religions and CULTS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

If there's one positive thing about this meatball, at least she had the common sense to put this spam into the right forum . . . FALSE Religions and CULTS!

Actually, I put it here. She originally posted in a completely unrelated thread challenging evilutionists. Her pagan attempt at derailment are all for nought.

[garrik]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Yes, the Pastafarians are a satirical made up religion designed to make fun of the idea of intelligent design.

If you are all up on this ^.^

[Cheshire]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

If you wish us to take your ideas into account please do not ignore ours; the notion of a noodly god creating us all is equally possible.

No it is not! The KGV Bible says we were made in Gods Image-

DO I look like a plate of noodles? Most certainly not!

[JennyD]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

No it is not! The KGV Bible says we were made in Gods Image-

DO I look like a plate of noodles? Most certainly not!

I'm sure you do not at all!

But it was King James, not King George, dear.

[Cheshire]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

I'm sure you do not at all!

But it was King James, not King George, dear.

Agh, sorry. I'm terrible with typos.

***KJV

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Brother, what's really disgusting is that you come in here trying to make fun of True Christians. I happen to know that your "religion" is a mockery, made up by atheists for the laughs. If I thought for a second that you Italians really did worship your spaghetti, do you know what I would do? I would eat your "god", poop him back out, and flush him down to the sewer where he belongs.

Either that, or save the processed false-spaghetti-"god" poop in a tupperware container, ready to throw in the faces of Muslims and Hairy Krishnoids in the street. I keep a container by my front door, ready for when Mormon cultists and Jehovy Witlesses come a-knocking.

[bearhugs]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

I am gonna celebrate our true religion by making a mockery of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster by making my meatballs out of spam and then spreading blessed by Jesus marinara sauce over my pasta, as the blood of Christ our savior, yum or is that savour.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

I am gonna celebrate our true religion by making a mockery of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster by making my meatballs out of spam and then spreading blessed by Jesus marinara sauce over my pasta, as the blood of Christ our savior, yum or is that savour.

I would ask if you are from Hawaii, because "Hawaiian meatballs" ARE Spam.....or sometimes black dog.

[clearsight]

okay...

There is nothing theoretical about The Bible. I am one here on my desk at the Station. It is very real and it was written by God so we know the information in it is error free. Now were in The Bible does it talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You are the one who brought up science here so let us use the scientific method; Chapter and verse please.

So it's all complete fact, interesting how the walls of jericho story claims that jericho's walls fell to the power of god when... well I hate to break it to you but looking at period, location, historical surveys, sattellite evidence and carbon dating the odds jericho had any walls in the first place are so limited as to now be thought of as null and void. Now excuse me but I plan to visit my other favourite board, the flat earth society, at least when they spout complete shite they don't get aggressive about it.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: okay...

Dear Friend,

well I hate to break it to you but looking at period, location, historical surveys, sattellite evidence and carbon dating the odds jericho had any walls in the first place are so limited as to now be thought of as null and void.

According to my historical surveys, sattellite evidence and carbon dating, Jericho had big fancy walls. Looks like it's a tie, huh?

Yours in Him,
bab

[Brother Temperance]

Re: okay...

So it's all complete fact, interesting how the walls of jericho story claims that jericho's walls fell to the power of god when... well I hate to break it to you but looking at period...

Why would you do that, you filthy pervert? There's no room for rainbow kissing on Jesus' boards! And to answer your other point, have you ever considered that the reason there's no surviving evidence for the walls of Jericho is because GOD UTTERLY DESTROYED THEM, you idiot? I bet you can't find any queer porn in Sodom or noodles in Nagasaki, does this mean that the inhabitants of Sodom weren't sodomites or that Japs don't eat noodles? Idiot!

[clearsight]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

okay... if god was real and wanted to punish the japanese for their transgression against america why not just nuke tokyo. that way 7x as many would have died...

[Wide-Open]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Because He Cares.

[clearsight]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

If he cares he wouldn't have killed as many people as he did.