Spaghetti Cult Spam

[Pastafarian]

There is only one and once you are touched by his noodly appendages you will never look back to this meaningless talk of your false christ.!!!!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all and I have read his literature and have come to save you all![/quote]

I hope you are wearing your customary pirate regalia

[Bobby-Joe]

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There is only one and once you are touched by his noodly appendages you will never look back to this meaningless talk of your false christ.!!!!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all and I have read his literature and have come to save you all!

How dare you get saucy with us sinner!

We have no time for this made up nonsense of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened.

[Pastafarian]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

How dare you get saucy with us sinner!

We have no time for this made up nonsense of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened.

“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

If you wish us to take your ideas into account please do not ignore ours; the notion of a noodly god creating us all is equally possible.

[Bobby-Joe]

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“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.

If you wish us to take your ideas into account please do not ignore ours; the notion of a noodly god creating us all is equally possible.

And were in The Bible does it talk about the Fly Spaghetti Monster that would make it a valid scientific theory?

[Pastafarian]

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And were in The Bible does it talk about the Fly Spaghetti Monster that would make it a valid scientific theory?

You have not read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster i take it. Of course it is not mentioned in the bible but it is a seperate theory of equal possibility.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You have not read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster i take it. Of course it is not mentioned in the bible but it is a seperate theory of equal possibility.

There is nothing theoretical about The Bible. I am one here on my desk at the Station. It is very real and it was written by God so we know the information in it is error free. Now were in The Bible does it talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You are the one who brought up science here so let us use the scientific method; Chapter and verse please.

[Pastafarian]

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There is nothing theoretical about The Bible. I am one here on my desk at the Station. It is very real and it was written by God so we know the information in it is error free. Now were in The Bible does it talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You are the one who brought up science here so let us use the scientific method; Chapter and verse please.

As i stated previously the Flying Spaghetti Monster has his own holy text and will not be included in the bible. We of course have evidence to his existence; as if it were not for Him we would be without pasta!

[VictoryOS]

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As i stated previously the Flying Spaghetti Monster has his own holy text and will not be included in the bible. We of course have evidence to his existence; as if it were not for Him we would be without pasta!

Nobody cares what a wop has to say.

[Pastafarian]

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Nobody cares what a wop has to say.

Shush wench! Arrrr!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

As i stated previously the Flying Spaghetti Monster has his own holy text and will not be included in the bible.

Friend, the Moslems and Mormons could say the same thing, but only a fool or a madman would suggest that they should be allowed to have human rights. Why should you be any different?

Shush wench! Arrrr!

I do hope you're not a misogynist. There's no room for women-haters here at Landover.

[Pastafarian]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

I do hope you're not a misogynist. There's no room for women-haters here at Landover.

As for that comment i am a woman.

Might i direct you towards this thread in that case?:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4419

Or perhaps the comments made by ezekiel earlier in this thread? You people disgust me.

[VictoryOS]

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Or perhaps the comments made by ezekiel earlier in this thread? You people disgust me.

Brother, what's really disgusting is that you come in here trying to make fun of True Christians. I happen to know that your "religion" is a mockery, made up by atheists for the laughs. If I thought for a second that you Italians really did worship your spaghetti, do you know what I would do? I would eat your "god", poop him back out, and flush him down to the sewer where he belongs.

Eternal Damnation is no joke, brother. I suggest you crack open a KJV1611 and start enjoying the wisdom therein.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brother, what's really disgusting is that you come in here trying to make fun of True Christians. I happen to know that your "religion" is a mockery, made up by atheists for the laughs. If I thought for a second that you Italians really did worship your spaghetti, do you know what I would do? I would eat your "god", poop him back out, and flush him down to the sewer where he belongs.

Eternal Damnation is no joke, brother. I suggest you crack open a KJV1611 and start enjoying the wisdom therein.

Typical atheist sickness for you. Since they are so blinded by their crazy ideas they can not argue effectively and end up resorting to these cruel jokes like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Atheists are nothing but the scum of the earth.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: 20 Questions For Evilutionists

The bible states that man was made in his image, and I look A LOT more like adam than your plate of spaghetti. Therefore, the FSM cannot be god.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

O this is a fine kettle of noodles indeed.



This, my friends, is the tomato-sauce-colored holy book of these vile Pastafarians. It is nothing more than a recipe for damnation (with or without bread-sticks on the side). Let me tell you, it takes pretty big meatballs to go up against Christ like this...but these noodleheads do just that. And so they will end up in hot water for sure!

Oh, it just makes me sick.

~~ OEJ