[Deaner]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

okay... if god was real and wanted to punish the japanese for their transgression against america why not just nuke tokyo. that way 7x as many would have died...

Jesus wishes to save souls. By killing seven times less; He gained seven times more in converts. I'll bet you to this day those stupid chinks still cower at the sound of a propellor plane.

[Nephilim of Sin]

Re: Spaghetti Cult Spam

Although this is old news, I wish to inform my Enlightened Brethren of a travesty committed here in the so-called 'Bible Belt', where are God instructed liberties are being ignored.

A group of faithful, devote, and loving Christians erected a statue of Christ on the courthouse steps, so that everyone who enters for their misdeeds can be reminded of who is TRULY judging them. This way, they can understand that they are doubly sinful, for both breaking the laws of the land and God's Law.

However, in Satan-induced protest, some heathens (I assume monkey-worshiping Goths) erected a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue right beside it. They believe it was their right, of course given to them by the Democrats, to exorcise their 'religion', which is nothing more than a thinly-veiled Satanic attack on us all. Our fellow Christians are protesting, but it seems the courts are doing nothing!

[Nobar King]

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I wouldn't be surprised if those wackos started a campaign of pasting spaghetti and sauce to the faces of statues of Jesus all over America.