Rev Peter Popoff says someone is trying to MURDER ME!!

[Jack O'fagan]

One of your American TV evangelists chaps Peter Popoff sent me some manna bread and several letters explaining that if I gave him money God would reward me many fold.

When I didn't respond he then sent a letter saying not to frightened but someone is trying to murder me. Apperently if I sent him some money he will pray for me and it and the murder wont happen. Awfully nice chap to do this for a stranger. Unfortunately I'm a bit stapped for cash at the moment so it looks like I will unfortunately have to be murdered. Rotten bit of luck. If you don't hear from me again I must say it's been thoroughly nice to know you.

Toodle pip

Jack

[Cursed]

Re: Rev Peter Popoff says someone is trying to MURDER ME!!

Where's page 3? Where do I go?

I must make it to this service!

Will he murder me too?

PRAISE GOD!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Rev Peter Popoff says someone is trying to MURDER ME!!

One of your American TV evangelists chaps Peter Popoff sent me some manna bread and several letters explaining that if I gave him money God would reward me many fold.

When I didn't respond he then sent a letter saying not to frightened but someone is trying to murder me. Apperently if I sent him some money he will pray for me and it and the murder wont happen. Awfully nice chap to do this for a stranger. Unfortunately I'm a bit stapped for cash at the moment so it looks like I will unfortunately have to be murdered. Rotten bit of luck. If you don't hear from me again I must say it's been thoroughly nice to know you.

Toodle pip

Jack

Brother Jack, it just so happens that I have come into a small sum of money and I would be delighted to float you a small loan (details to be ironed out later).

It sounds like this Popoff gentleman knows his business and has a "direct line" so to speak, so we shouldn't waste any time. I'll PM you shortly and iron out the details.

Keep your chin up! This will all be taken care of posthaste.

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Rev Peter Popoff says someone is trying to MURDER ME!!

Brother Jack, it just so happens that I have come into a small sum of money and I would be delighted to float you a small loan (details to be ironed out later).

It sounds like this Popoff gentleman knows his business and has a "direct line" so to speak, so we shouldn't waste any time. I'll PM you shortly and iron out the details.

Keep your chin up! This will all be taken care of posthaste.

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

Thank you Zechariah, you are truly a good man. I am currently in hiding. I have grown my mustache extra bushy in the hope of not being recognised.

[John Creeser]

Re: Rev Peter Popoff says someone is trying to MURDER ME!!

Thank you Zechariah, you are truly a good man. I am currently in hiding. I have grown my mustache extra bushy in the hope of not being recognised.

If you were a True Christian™ the DoF would probably dispatch Capt Portway to fly over and pick you up. However, seeing as you are still just a forum member that won't happen.

I feel for you Jack, I do. My advice would be to redirect any monies Brother Zechariah sends you and Tithe it ALL to Landover. It may quicken your path to Salvation© Once we have receipt of your tithe we've arranged to have a more proper disguise sent to you.