[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: False Religions Register

You overlooked this one:
Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

It goes on but I'm sure you know it by heart, good Biblically literate Christian that you are.

Yes, I do know Jeremiah by heart. Next time read the rest of it.

JEREMIAH

• God tries to "correct" people by killing their children. 2:30

• Circumcise the foreskin of your heart or God will burn you to death. 4:4

• God will bring evil to entire cities, destroying them and wipe out all of their inhabitants. 4:6-7

• What was once fruitful is now barren. Birds have fled, people are gone, towns are in ruins. All "by his (God's) fierce anger." 4:25-26

• God sends plagues and violence to correct people. 5:3

• God will send lions and leopards to tear people into little bitty pieces. 5:6

• God will kill those who believe and preach the wrong doctrines. 5:12-13

• God again talks of bringing a foreign nation to destroy his chosen ones and their lands. 5:15-17

• "I am full of the fury of the Lord; I am weary of holding it in." He's anxious to "pour it out" on children, young men, husbands, wives, and old people. 6:11-12

• God threatens to punish the men by taking away all of their property, including their wives, and giving them to others. 6:12

• God plans to kill pretty much everyone: fathers and sons, family, friends, and neighbors. God plans to kill them all after laying a stumbling block before them. 6:21

• God will send soldiers from the north that will kill everyone and have no mercy. 6:22-23

• God will pour out his anger on both man and beast. Not even the trees will be spared from his wrath. And the ground itself will burn forever. 7:20

• God will feed the people to the birds and the beasts, "and none shall fray them away." 7:33

• God will cover the earth with dead bodies that will not be buried. "They shall be for dung upon the face of the earth." 8:2

• People will choose to kill themselves, rather than be killed by their vicious God. 8:3

• God will give the people bad food and water, and then kill them with a sword. 9:15-16

• God will kill children and young men, and the dead bodies "shall fall as dung .... and none shall gather them." 9:21-22

• "Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will punish all them which are circumcised with the uncircumcised." I guess that'd include just about everyone -- well, all the men anyway. 9:25-26

• Jeremiah prays for the destruction of people and families that don't call on God's name. 10:25

• God "will bring evil upon" people from which they will not be able to escape. And if they cry out to him for help, he will not help them. 11:11

• God forbids others from praying for his victims. Such prayers would go unanswered anyway, he says, because he "will not hear them in their time of trouble." 11:14

• God will punish the people by killing their young men in war and starving their children to death. 11:22

• Jeremiah asks God to drag away his enemies like "sheep for the slaughter." 12:3

• God delivered his people "into the hand of her enemies." He "hates" his "dearly beloved" people and plans to feed them to the birds. 12:7-9

• God's sword will "devour" everyone until "no flesh shall have peace." 12:12

• If any nation does not listen to God, he "will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation." 12:17

• God plans to make everyone in the kingdom drunk and then "dash the fathers and the sons together." The merciful God of Peace vows to "not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them." 13:13-14

• God tells Jeremiah not to pray for the people. God has decided to kill them all and he doesn't want to be talked out of it. 14:11

• God will ignore the peoples' prayers, and kill them all with war, starvation, and disease. 14:12

• God will destroy by famine and sword those who are misled by the prophets, as well as the prophets themselves. 14:15-16

• God tells Jeremiah not to bother praying for the people. Even if Moses and Samuel (and Jesus?) were to ask him to reconsider, he wouldn't. He's going to kill everybody and nobody can stop him! 15:1

• God plans to do four things to his people: 1) kill them with swords, 2) tear their flesh with dogs, 3) have the birds, and 4) the beasts eat their bodies. Why will he do these terrible things? Because of something some former king did. 15:2-4

• God again threatens Jerusalem with mass destruction. Here are some of the highlights: He will kill children, make more widows than there are grains of sand, terrorize cities, and then kill the survivors. 15:7-9

• God will have you enslaved and, if you make him mad enough, he will burn you to death. 15:14

• God tells Jeremiah not to get married or have children, because he's going to kill everyone (mothers and daughters, fathers and sons). They all "shall die of grievous deaths," and that shall neither "be lamented" nor buried, but "shall be as dung upon the face of the earth." For he has removed peace, "lovingkindness," and mercy from the people. 16:1-7

• God will kill children if their parents worship other gods. 16:10-11

• If you don't honor the Sabbath, God will burn you to death unquenchable fire. 17:27

• God admits that he does evil things to people. 18:11

• Jeremiah asks God to kill the young men in war and the children by starvation. 18:21

• God will do so much evil to the people that whoever hears of it will have their ears tingle. 19:3

• God will make parents eat their own children, "and they shall eat everyone the flesh of his friend." 19:7-9

• God will break those who worship other gods as though they were made of clay, killing so many that there will not be enough room to bury them all. 19:11-13

• "For thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will make thee a terror to thyself, and to all thy friends: and they shall fall by the sword of their enemies, and thine eyes shall behold it." 20:4

• God himself will fight and kill everyone in fury "with an outstretched hand and with a strong arm." 21:5

• "I will smite the inhabitants of this city, both man and beast: they shall die of a great pestilence." 21:6

• God will deliver Zedekiah and those that survive the famine, disease, and war into Nebuchadrezzar's hand, and "he shall smite them with the edge of the sword; he shall not spare them, neither have pity, nor have mercy. 21:7

• God tells the Judeans to either surrender to the Babylonians and become their slaves or die. "Behold, I am against thee." No kidding. 21:9-13

• God will have Jeconiah's enemies kill him and his mother and then ensure that he die without leaving any sons. 22:25-30

• God promises to kill everyone by war, starvation, and disease. 24:10

• God will force "all the kingdoms of the world" to drink "and be drunken". Then he'll kill "all the inhabitants of the earth" with a sword. 25:26-29

• God will kill so many people that the entire earth will be covered with their dead bodies. No one is to mourn them or even bury them; "they shall be dung upon the ground." 25:31-33

• God will destroy "the peaceable habitations" and make the land desolate "because of his fierce anger." 25:37-38

• Anyone who disobeys King Nebuchadnezzar will be punished "with the sword, and with the famine, and with the pestilence, until I have consumed them by his hand." 27:8

• God kills Hananiah for prophesying falsely. 28:15-17

• God will send his usual blessings upon his people: "the sword, the famine, and the pestilence." He "will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil." 29:17-18

• God will kill those who refuse listen to his prophets. 29:19

• God will deliver Ahab and Zedekiah into the hands of Nebuchadrezzar "and he shall slay them before your eyes" and Ahab will be "roasted in the fire." 29:21-22

• God will punish the children of Shemaiah for their father's false prophecy. 29:32

• God litters the ground "with the dead bodies of men" that he has killed in his anger and fury. 33:5

• God threatens again to send his people the sword, pestilence, and famine, saying he'll feed their dead bodies to the fowls and beasts of the earth. 34:17-20

• All those who move to Egypt will die by the sword, famine, or pestilence. None "shall escape from the evil" that comes directly from God. 42:15-18, 22

• When God pours forth his fury and his anger, entire cities are destroyed. 44:6

• God's not finished with Judah. He will bring more evil upon them. Even those Jews that flee to Egypt will not be spared. God will hunt them down and kill them all with war, famine, and disease. 44:11-13

• "I will watch over them for evil, and not for good." 44:27

• God says he will bring evil upon all flesh. 45:5

• The day of the Lord will be "a day of vengeance." On that day God's sword will become drunk with blood. 46:10

• God plans to drown the Philistines in a flood, and "all the men shall cry, and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl." 47:2

• God plans to kill just about everybody. "No city shall escape." 48:8

• "Cursed by he that keepeth back his sword from blood." 48:10

• God will destroy everyone in Moab. Fire will burn their heads, and their sons and daughters will be taken captive. 48:42-47

• God will cause the daughters of Rabbah to be burned with fire. 49:2

• God will send such marvelous plagues on Edom that everyone will hiss in astonishment. 49:17

• God plans to "bring evil upon" the people of Elam. He says he'll kill them all with a sword. 49:37

• God says to do the usual thing to the inhabitants of "the land of Merathaim": kill them all. 50:21

• God commands that all Babylonian bullocks be slaughtered, that archers shoot all Babylonians, and that all their men be killed in war. 50:27-30

• God, the pyromaniac, will personally set the fires that will burn to death the inhabitants of entire cities. 50:32

• God plans to kill all the Babylonian horses, and to make the Babylonian men "become like women." (A fate worse than death to a misogynous god.). 50:37

• God wants us to be his "battle axe and weapons of war" to "break in pieces the nations" and "destroy kingdoms." 51:20

• God will "break in pieces" nations and kingdoms, horse and rider, man and woman, old and young, young man and maid, the shepherd and his flock, husbandman and his yoke of oxen, captain and kings. It seems that God intends to break us all into pieces. 51:21-23

• God will get the Babylonians drunk and then kill them all, leading them "like lambs to the slaughter." 51:39-40

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I am using the KJV1611 version. You haven't outright called God a bloodthirsty boogyman but every verse you quote makes Him look like one.

You are not upset that I am quoting scripture in context then. You are upset at GOD for having written the Bible in a way you don't like, and you are blaming me. That makes no sense, friend. We can't pick and choose parts of the Bible and disregard the rest.

You pick and choose the nastiest verses you can find to try to intimidate and mock, not the unsaved, but Christians.

Please explain to me how ANY Holy Writ can be nasty.

You're trying your best to make Christians look as nutty as the Islamic extremists.

The filthy paedophile MOOhammad, piss be upon him, STOLE the tenets of Christianity and called them Islam. He is now burning in HELL for that transgression. TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM) aren't nutty. We are GOD'S CHOSEN, and we follow His commands.

Friend, there are almost 150 verses in the Bible that tell us to be 'good' and that God loves us. I can list them for you if you wish. But there are 31,103 numbered verses and 137 unnumbered verses in the WHOLE BIBLE. Are you arguing that we must base our religion on 150 Biblical verses and ignore the other 31,090? That's what we call "FALSE CHRISTIANITY" and it's SATAN'S plan to gather souls for the pit.

Granted, Christians are crazy but that's the fault of "churches" like you who lead the gullible astray.

Explain to me once again how requiring LITERAL compliance with the FULL BIBLE might be "leading the gullible astray". It seems to me that FAILING to accept the WHOLE Bible, ALL OF IT, is the way to lead people astray.

Judgement begins at the pulpit, friend.

Judgment begins right here, right now. We are COMMANDED BY GOD to judge everyone.

Leviticus 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? And if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?.

In regards to Satan: Satan is locked up right now and can't outright kill anyone but can influence his cronies (people like you) to do it for him.

SATAN isn't locked up. He is running the Roman Catlick church. And SATAN has never commanded anyone to be killed as far as I know. The power to kill and command killing belongs exclusively to GOD.

You have mocked and slandered God and Jesus with every word you have typed and every slanderous phrase and picture you have posted. Galatians 6:7 " Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

Friend, I have NEVER mocked GOD. I mock only fools.

Go ahead and give me a million infractions. Ban me if you want to. I could care less. But you'll get yours. If not from God then maybe from the Federal Communications Commission or some other influential group that can get your blasphemous asses off the web. Good luck and God Bless.

Friend, you are dumber than I first thought. Did you know that JESUS is coming back a second time? Yes He is, and it will be any day now. But do you know WHY he is coming back? It's not to plant appleseeds and march in gay pride parades, NO INDEED! JESUS IS COMING BACK TO START ARMAGEDDON. JESUS IS COMING BACK TO LEAD THE FAITHFUL IN WIPING THE UNBELIEVERS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! JESUS IS COMING BACK WITH A SWORD IN HIS MOUTH TO MAKE THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH BLOOD! THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS, PAL! AND WHEN JESUS ARRIVES, I WILL HELP HIM FIND YOU!

I have already got mine. I am SAVED(TM). I am guaranteed a seat at GOD'S right hand. We do not blaspheme, friend. We don't interpret the Bible to mean something it does not, and we don't ignore the parts of the Bible we don't like. We accept GOD'S WORD, ALL OF IT! And we live by it. Please enjoy eternity with SATAN'S huge, engorged member slapping at your backside, homer!

I pray that GOD turns your bowels to water. You'll need it where you are going. This is for you. In JESUS name we pray.
Psalm 109

109:1 Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise;
109:2 For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.
109:3 They compassed me about also with words of hatred; and fought against me without a cause.

109:4 For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.
109:5 And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.
109:6 Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
109:7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
109:10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
109:11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
109:12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
109:13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

109:14 Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
109:15 Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
109:16 Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
109:17 As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
109:18 As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
109:19 Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
109:20 Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
109:21 But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.
109:22 For I am poor and needy, and my heart is wounded within me.
109:23 I am gone like the shadow when it declineth: I am tossed up and down as the locust.
109:24 My knees are weak through fasting; and my flesh faileth of fatness.
109:25 I became also a reproach unto them: when they looked upon me they shaked their heads.

109:26 Help me, O LORD my God: O save me according to thy mercy:
109:27 That they may know that this is thy hand; that thou, LORD, hast done it.

109:28 Let them curse, but bless thou: when they arise, let them be ashamed; but let thy servant rejoice.
109:29 Let mine adversaries be clothed with shame, and let them cover themselves with their own confusion, as with a mantle.
109:30 I will greatly praise the LORD with my mouth; yea, I will praise him among the multitude.
109:31 For he shall stand at the right hand of the poor, to save him from those that condemn his soul.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise God Almighty! Pastor Pistle has wielded the Mighty Sword of Truth and slain another false Christian in battle. GLORY!!

With Jesus, all things are possible!

[Capatain]

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Friend, you are dumber than I first thought. Did you know that JESUS is coming back a second time? Yes He is, and it will be any day now. But do you know WHY he is coming back? It's not to plant appleseeds and march in gay pride parades, NO INDEED! JESUS IS COMING BACK TO START ARMAGEDDON. JESUS IS COMING BACK TO LEAD THE FAITHFUL IN WIPING THE UNBELIEVERS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! JESUS IS COMING BACK WITH A SWORD IN HIS MOUTH TO MAKE THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH BLOOD! THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS, PAL! AND WHEN JESUS ARRIVES, I WILL HELP HIM FIND YOU!

Jesus isn't coming back to start Armageddon. If you read the scriptures you'd know that Jesus said he wouldn't come back until after the Antichrist. When the real Jesus comes back, it will all be over in a blink of an eye. Jesus doesn't need your help to find me. He knows where I am at all times.

[Capatain]

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PS: the only thing Jesus said He was going to destroy was: "Destroy this temple, and in three diay I will raise it up." Funny! He didn't mention any swords or blood or Armageddon. You need to look past the literal and look at the spiritual meanings of things. Just as Jesus said that he was a door- does that mean He was made of wood?

[SalvationSeeker]

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You stupid homer boat captain, stop trying to change Jesus into an image of yourself.
Jesus isn't some homer, He is a jealous God of war! PRAISE HIM!

And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse;
And he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations:
And he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven,
Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses,
and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:11-21

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Friend, you are dumber than I first thought. Did you know that JESUS is coming back a second time? Yes He is, and it will be any day now. But do you know WHY he is coming back? It's not to plant appleseeds and march in gay pride parades, NO INDEED! JESUS IS COMING BACK TO START ARMAGEDDON. JESUS IS COMING BACK TO LEAD THE FAITHFUL IN WIPING THE UNBELIEVERS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! JESUS IS COMING BACK WITH A SWORD IN HIS MOUTH TO MAKE THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH BLOOD! THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS, PAL! AND WHEN JESUS ARRIVES, I WILL HELP HIM FIND YOU!

Jesus isn't coming back to start Armageddon. If you read the scriptures you'd know that Jesus said he wouldn't come back until after the Antichrist. When the real Jesus comes back, it will all be over in a blink of an eye. Jesus doesn't need your help to find me. He knows where I am at all times.

One word, pal: TRIBULATION. Look it up.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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PS: the only thing Jesus said He was going to destroy was: "Destroy this temple, and in three diay I will raise it up." Funny! He didn't mention any swords or blood or Armageddon. You need to look past the literal and look at the spiritual meanings of things. Just as Jesus said that he was a door- does that mean He was made of wood?

In that passage Jesus was talking about his own temporary death which he reversed in three days. Do you have comprehension issues?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus isn't coming back to start Armageddon. If you read the scriptures you'd know that Jesus said he wouldn't come back until after the Antichrist. When the real Jesus comes back, it will all be over in a blink of an eye. Jesus doesn't need your help to find me. He knows where I am at all times.

Friend

Jesus is not coming back for milk and cookies

Witness with me

Revelation 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

GLORY!

Friend, that is Jesus personally slaying the followers of the Anti-Christ with His own Godly sword. Jesus doesn't start Armageddon but He certainly is going to finish it! PRAISE!

Friend, I pray you see the wisdom of our words and not end up as one of the countless minions of the Anti-Christ, spending your last few minutes of life on Earth with the atheists, homers, Catlickers and Democrats desperately trying to escape the terrible swift sword of Our Lord.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Jesus isn't coming back to start Armageddon. If you read the scriptures you'd know that Jesus said he wouldn't come back until after the Antichrist.

Friend, try to understand what is at stake here: your immortal soul. And try to follow the implicit logic: While the AntiChrist DOES come back first, it is only a PRELUDE. He is the opening act for JESUS' return! So JESUS IS THE STAR OF THE SHOW and is SCHEDULED to go onstage in the middle of the tribulation. Believe me, if HE were not ready, there would be no armageddon, no tribulation, no nuclear war in the middle east.

According to your defective and short-sighted vision, JESUS is just a volunteer fireman sitting in Engine Company #1 awaiting the call that the earth is on fire. That is NOT THE CASE! JESUS' RETURN IS A CAREFULLY SCRIPTED EVENT!

GOD lets the Antichrist loose and a few nukes fly in Jerusalem killing the JOOS, after which there is peace and prosperity for seven years and we all live in a world of plenty. No disease, no war, no terrorism, no theft, because the ANTICHRIST has implanted everyone with a RFD which identifies sinners. Those of us which refuse to submit are deemed outlaws and we must live on the outside of society and fend for ourselves. During this time it is perfectly acceptable for us to predate upon the sinners who have accepted SATAN.

That causes the Antichrist to try and eliminate all TRUE CHRISTIANS (TM) who are seen as bands of murderous renegades. Obviously that is not GOD'S plan so, as the forces of EVIL are closing in upon our final outposts, JESUS returns, ON SCHEDULE, to lead us to final victory. That IS what the Bible says, and WE are going to be ready when Team Jesus calls us up to the major league!

No matter what kind of spin you FALSE CHRISTIANS try to put on it, there is one fact you simply must realize. JESUS IS COMING BACK TO KILL PEOPLE! HE IS COMING BACK TO LEAD THE SLAUGHTER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? HE IS NOT GOING DOOR TO DOOR WITH LEAFLETS OR MAKING WINE AT WEDDINGS! WE HAVE BEEN PREACHING HIS WORD SINCE 1612 AND WHEN HE SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR IT WILL BE TOO LATE!

[Capatain]

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Friend

Jesus is not coming back for milk and cookies

Witness with me

GLORY!

Friend, that is Jesus personally slaying the followers of the Anti-Christ with His own Godly sword. Jesus doesn't start Armageddon but He certainly is going to finish it! PRAISE!

Friend, I pray you see the wisdom of our words and not end up as one of the countless minions of the Anti-Christ, spending your last few minutes of life on Earth with the atheists, homers, Catlickers and Democrats desperately trying to escape the terrible swift sword of Our Lord.

Don't you worry about me. I trust in God and Jesus. I think they're smart enough to know who's with them and who isn't. And I don't think that Jesus is going to be using a literal sword. The sword represents the Word of God or rather the Truth that's written in the Word of God.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Don't you worry about me. I trust in God and Jesus. I think they're smart enough to know who's with them and who isn't. And I don't think that Jesus is going to be using a literal sword. The sword represents the Word of God or rather the Truth that's written in the Word of God.

And the "and all the fowls were filled with their flesh" symbolizes what,... Friend? Face it friend, Jesus is going to return, cast the anti-Christ into hell and slay his followers. To suggest anything else would doubt to very justice of God considering the evil the Anti-Christ and his followers willingly do.

As I said, I am praying friend you do not end up one of these minions; after it is over I do not want to see your body hacked open like a ripe melon . Worse, Jesus leaves you wounded and paralyzed so the carrion birds peck your eyes out.. Or you could be disemboweled by Christ and left to die in your own filth in indescribable agony. If it came to that I would weep for your friend. However if it does come to you being a lackey of the Anti-Christ just remember when you try to persecute us TRUE Christians(tm), we forgive you as Jesus commands.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Don't you worry about me. I trust in God and Jesus.

And this distinction that you keep raising between God and Jesus is ... ?

I think they're smart enough to know who's with them and who isn't.

Indeed.

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Friend, we are the ones who do the will of our Father in Heaven, as expressed clearly in the Holy King James Bible, Genesis to Revelation. We do not presume to rewrite Scripture (or look to the "spiritual meanings," as you call it) to fit any politically correct agenda.

[DDM1985]

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Yes, I do know Jeremiah by heart. Next time read the rest of it.


JEREMIAH

• God tries to "correct" people by killing their children. 2:30

• Circumcise the foreskin of your heart or God will burn you to death. 4:4

• God will bring evil to entire cities, destroying them and wipe out all of their inhabitants. 4:6-7

• What was once fruitful is now barren. Birds have fled, people are gone, towns are in ruins. All "by his (God's) fierce anger." 4:25-26

• God sends plagues and violence to correct people. 5:3

• God will send lions and leopards to tear people into little bitty pieces. 5:6

• God will kill those who believe and preach the wrong doctrines. 5:12-13

• God again talks of bringing a foreign nation to destroy his chosen ones and their lands. 5:15-17

• "I am full of the fury of the Lord; I am weary of holding it in." He's anxious to "pour it out" on children, young men, husbands, wives, and old people. 6:11-12

• God threatens to punish the men by taking away all of their property, including their wives, and giving them to others. 6:12

• God plans to kill pretty much everyone: fathers and sons, family, friends, and neighbors. God plans to kill them all after laying a stumbling block before them. 6:21

• God will send soldiers from the north that will kill everyone and have no mercy. 6:22-23

• God will pour out his anger on both man and beast. Not even the trees will be spared from his wrath. And the ground itself will burn forever. 7:20

• God will feed the people to the birds and the beasts, "and none shall fray them away." 7:33

• God will cover the earth with dead bodies that will not be buried. "They shall be for dung upon the face of the earth." 8:2

• People will choose to kill themselves, rather than be killed by their vicious God. 8:3

• God will give the people bad food and water, and then kill them with a sword. 9:15-16

• God will kill children and young men, and the dead bodies "shall fall as dung .... and none shall gather them." 9:21-22

• "Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will punish all them which are circumcised with the uncircumcised." I guess that'd include just about everyone -- well, all the men anyway. 9:25-26

• Jeremiah prays for the destruction of people and families that don't call on God's name. 10:25

• God "will bring evil upon" people from which they will not be able to escape. And if they cry out to him for help, he will not help them. 11:11

• God forbids others from praying for his victims. Such prayers would go unanswered anyway, he says, because he "will not hear them in their time of trouble." 11:14

• God will punish the people by killing their young men in war and starving their children to death. 11:22

• Jeremiah asks God to drag away his enemies like "sheep for the slaughter." 12:3

• God delivered his people "into the hand of her enemies." He "hates" his "dearly beloved" people and plans to feed them to the birds. 12:7-9

• God's sword will "devour" everyone until "no flesh shall have peace." 12:12

• If any nation does not listen to God, he "will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation." 12:17

• God plans to make everyone in the kingdom drunk and then "dash the fathers and the sons together." The merciful God of Peace vows to "not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them." 13:13-14

• God tells Jeremiah not to pray for the people. God has decided to kill them all and he doesn't want to be talked out of it. 14:11

• God will ignore the peoples' prayers, and kill them all with war, starvation, and disease. 14:12

• God will destroy by famine and sword those who are misled by the prophets, as well as the prophets themselves. 14:15-16

• God tells Jeremiah not to bother praying for the people. Even if Moses and Samuel (and Jesus?) were to ask him to reconsider, he wouldn't. He's going to kill everybody and nobody can stop him! 15:1

• God plans to do four things to his people: 1) kill them with swords, 2) tear their flesh with dogs, 3) have the birds, and 4) the beasts eat their bodies. Why will he do these terrible things? Because of something some former king did. 15:2-4

• God again threatens Jerusalem with mass destruction. Here are some of the highlights: He will kill children, make more widows than there are grains of sand, terrorize cities, and then kill the survivors. 15:7-9

• God will have you enslaved and, if you make him mad enough, he will burn you to death. 15:14

• God tells Jeremiah not to get married or have children, because he's going to kill everyone (mothers and daughters, fathers and sons). They all "shall die of grievous deaths," and that shall neither "be lamented" nor buried, but "shall be as dung upon the face of the earth." For he has removed peace, "lovingkindness," and mercy from the people. 16:1-7

• God will kill children if their parents worship other gods. 16:10-11

• If you don't honor the Sabbath, God will burn you to death unquenchable fire. 17:27

• God admits that he does evil things to people. 18:11

• Jeremiah asks God to kill the young men in war and the children by starvation. 18:21

• God will do so much evil to the people that whoever hears of it will have their ears tingle. 19:3

• God will make parents eat their own children, "and they shall eat everyone the flesh of his friend." 19:7-9

• God will break those who worship other gods as though they were made of clay, killing so many that there will not be enough room to bury them all. 19:11-13

• "For thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will make thee a terror to thyself, and to all thy friends: and they shall fall by the sword of their enemies, and thine eyes shall behold it." 20:4

• God himself will fight and kill everyone in fury "with an outstretched hand and with a strong arm." 21:5

• "I will smite the inhabitants of this city, both man and beast: they shall die of a great pestilence." 21:6

• God will deliver Zedekiah and those that survive the famine, disease, and war into Nebuchadrezzar's hand, and "he shall smite them with the edge of the sword; he shall not spare them, neither have pity, nor have mercy. 21:7

• God tells the Judeans to either surrender to the Babylonians and become their slaves or die. "Behold, I am against thee." No kidding. 21:9-13

• God will have Jeconiah's enemies kill him and his mother and then ensure that he die without leaving any sons. 22:25-30

• God promises to kill everyone by war, starvation, and disease. 24:10

• God will force "all the kingdoms of the world" to drink "and be drunken". Then he'll kill "all the inhabitants of the earth" with a sword. 25:26-29

• God will kill so many people that the entire earth will be covered with their dead bodies. No one is to mourn them or even bury them; "they shall be dung upon the ground." 25:31-33

• God will destroy "the peaceable habitations" and make the land desolate "because of his fierce anger." 25:37-38

• Anyone who disobeys King Nebuchadnezzar will be punished "with the sword, and with the famine, and with the pestilence, until I have consumed them by his hand." 27:8

• God kills Hananiah for prophesying falsely. 28:15-17

• God will send his usual blessings upon his people: "the sword, the famine, and the pestilence." He "will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil." 29:17-18

• God will kill those who refuse listen to his prophets. 29:19

• God will deliver Ahab and Zedekiah into the hands of Nebuchadrezzar "and he shall slay them before your eyes" and Ahab will be "roasted in the fire." 29:21-22

• God will punish the children of Shemaiah for their father's false prophecy. 29:32

• God litters the ground "with the dead bodies of men" that he has killed in his anger and fury. 33:5

• God threatens again to send his people the sword, pestilence, and famine, saying he'll feed their dead bodies to the fowls and beasts of the earth. 34:17-20

• All those who move to Egypt will die by the sword, famine, or pestilence. None "shall escape from the evil" that comes directly from God. 42:15-18, 22

• When God pours forth his fury and his anger, entire cities are destroyed. 44:6

• God's not finished with Judah. He will bring more evil upon them. Even those Jews that flee to Egypt will not be spared. God will hunt them down and kill them all with war, famine, and disease. 44:11-13

• "I will watch over them for evil, and not for good." 44:27

• God says he will bring evil upon all flesh. 45:5

• The day of the Lord will be "a day of vengeance." On that day God's sword will become drunk with blood. 46:10

• God plans to drown the Philistines in a flood, and "all the men shall cry, and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl." 47:2

• God plans to kill just about everybody. "No city shall escape." 48:8

• "Cursed by he that keepeth back his sword from blood." 48:10

• God will destroy everyone in Moab. Fire will burn their heads, and their sons and daughters will be taken captive. 48:42-47

• God will cause the daughters of Rabbah to be burned with fire. 49:2

• God will send such marvelous plagues on Edom that everyone will hiss in astonishment. 49:17

• God plans to "bring evil upon" the people of Elam. He says he'll kill them all with a sword. 49:37

• God says to do the usual thing to the inhabitants of "the land of Merathaim": kill them all. 50:21

• God commands that all Babylonian bullocks be slaughtered, that archers shoot all Babylonians, and that all their men be killed in war. 50:27-30

• God, the pyromaniac, will personally set the fires that will burn to death the inhabitants of entire cities. 50:32

• God plans to kill all the Babylonian horses, and to make the Babylonian men "become like women." (A fate worse than death to a misogynous god.). 50:37

• God wants us to be his "battle axe and weapons of war" to "break in pieces the nations" and "destroy kingdoms." 51:20

• God will "break in pieces" nations and kingdoms, horse and rider, man and woman, old and young, young man and maid, the shepherd and his flock, husbandman and his yoke of oxen, captain and kings. It seems that God intends to break us all into pieces. 51:21-23

• God will get the Babylonians drunk and then kill them all, leading them "like lambs to the slaughter." 51:39-40

Pastor, that's quite a list of verses. I'm curious about if God gives any reasons for these judgments; and, if so, what they might be.

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Re: False Religions Register

Pastor, that's quite a list of verses. I'm curious about if God gives any reasons for these judgments; and, if so, what they might be.

I've compiled a partial list, so far:

Jer 2:3 Israel was holiness unto the LORD, and the firstfruits of his increase: all that devour him shall offend; evil shall come upon them, saith the LORD.
Jer 2:5 Thus saith the LORD, What iniquity have your fathers found in me, that they are gone far from me, and have walked after vanity, and are become vain?
Jer 2:7 And I brought you into a plentiful country, to eat the fruit thereof and the goodness thereof; but when ye entered, ye defiled my land, and made mine heritage an abomination.Jer 2:9 Wherefore I will yet plead with you, saith the LORD, and with your children's children will I plead.
Jer 2:13 For my people have committed two evils; they have forsaken me the fountain of living waters, and hewed them out cisterns, broken cisterns, that can hold no water.
Jer 2:17 Hast thou not procured this unto thyself, in that thou hast forsaken the LORD thy God, when he led thee by the way?
Jer 2:19 Thine own wickedness shall correct thee, and thy backslidings shall reprove thee: know therefore and see that it is an evil thing and bitter, that thou hast forsaken the LORD thy God, and that my fear is not in thee, saith the Lord GOD of hosts.
Jer 2:20 For of old time I have broken thy yoke, and burst thy bands; and thou saidst, I will not transgress; when upon every high hill and under every green tree thou wanderest, playing the harlot.
Jer 2:21 Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholly a right seed: how then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine unto me?
Jer 2:28 But where are thy gods that thou hast made thee? let them arise, if they can save thee in the time of thy trouble: for according to the number of thy cities are thy gods, O Judah.
Jer 2:29 Wherefore will ye plead with me? ye all have transgressed against me, saith the LORD.
Jer 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.
Jer 2:34 Also in thy skirts is found the blood of the souls of the poor innocents: I have not found it by secret search, but upon all these.
Jer 2:35 Yet thou sayest, Because I am innocent, surely his anger shall turn from me. Behold, I will plead with thee, because thou sayest, I have not sinned.
Jer 4:1 If thou wilt return, O Israel, saith the LORD, return unto me: and if thou wilt put away thine abominations out of my sight, then shalt thou not remove.
Jer 4:14 O Jerusalem, wash thine heart from wickedness, that thou mayest be saved. How long shall thy vain thoughts lodge within thee?
Jer 4:17 As keepers of a field, are they against her round about; because she hath been rebellious against me, saith the LORD.
Jer 4:18 Thy way and thy doings have procured these things unto thee; this is thy wickedness, because it is bitter, because it reacheth unto thine heart.
Jer 4:22 For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.
Jer 4:27 For thus hath the LORD said, The whole land shall be desolate; yet will I not make a full end.
Jer 4:31 For I have heard a voice as of a woman in travail, and the anguish as of her that bringeth forth her first child, the voice of the daughter of Zion, that bewaileth herself, that spreadeth her hands, saying, Woe is me now! for my soul is wearied because of murderers.
Jer 5:1 Run ye to and fro through the streets of Jerusalem, and see now, and know, and seek in the broad places thereof, if ye can find a man, if there be any that executeth judgment, that seeketh the truth; and I will pardon it.
Jer 5:4 Therefore I said, Surely these are poor; they are foolish: for they know not the way of the LORD, nor the judgment of their God.
Jer 5:5 I will get me unto the great men, and will speak unto them; for they have known the way of the LORD, and the judgment of their God: but these have altogether broken the yoke, and burst the bonds.
Jer 5:6 Wherefore a lion out of the forest shall slay them, and a wolf of the evenings shall spoil them, a leopard shall watch over their cities: every one that goeth out thence shall be torn in pieces: because their transgressions are many, and their backslidings are increased.
Jer 5:7 How shall I pardon thee for this? thy children have forsaken me, and sworn by them that are no gods: when I had fed them to the full, they then committed adultery, and assembled themselves by troops in the harlots' houses.
Jer 5:8 They were as fed horses in the morning: every one neighed after his neighbour's wife.
Jer 5:18 Nevertheless in those days, saith the LORD, I will not make a full end with you.
Jer 5:19 And it shall come to pass, when ye shall say, Wherefore doeth the LORD our God all these things unto us? then shalt thou answer them, Like as ye have forsaken me, and served strange gods in your land, so shall ye serve strangers in a land that is not yours.
Jer 5:25 Your iniquities have turned away these things, and your sins have withholden good things from you.
Jer 5:26 For among my people are found wicked men: they lay wait, as he that setteth snares; they set a trap, they catch men.
Jer 5:27 As a cage is full of birds, so are their houses full of deceit: therefore they are become great, and waxen rich.
Jer 5:28 They are waxen fat, they shine: yea, they overpass the deeds of the wicked: they judge not the cause, the cause of the fatherless, yet they prosper; and the right of the needy do they not judge.
Jer 5:31 The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?
Jer 6:7 As a fountain casteth out her waters, so she casteth out her wickedness: violence and spoil is heard in her; before me continually is grief and wounds.
Jer 6:13 For from the least of them even unto the greatest of them every one is given to covetousness; and from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.
Jer 6:14 They have healed also the hurt of the daughter of my people slightly, saying, Peace, peace; when there is no peace.
Jer 6:15 Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore they shall fall among them that fall: at the time that I visit them they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.
Jer 6:16 Thus saith the LORD, Stand ye in the ways, and see, and ask for the old paths, where is the good way, and walk therein, and ye shall find rest for your souls. But they said, We will not walk therein.
Jer 6:17 Also I set watchmen over you, saying, Hearken to the sound of the trumpet. But they said, We will not hearken.
Jer 7:3 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, Amend your ways and your doings, and I will cause you to dwell in this place.
Jer 7:5 For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;
Jer 7:6If ye oppress not the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, and shed not innocent blood in this place, neither walk after other gods to your hurt:
Jer 7:7 Then will I cause you to dwell in this place, in the land that I gave to your fathers, for ever and ever.
Jer 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
Jer 7:10 And come and stand before me in this house, which is called by my name, and say, We are delivered to do all these abominations?
Jer 7:11 Is this house, which is called by my name, become a den of robbers in your eyes? Behold, even I have seen it, saith the LORD.
Jer 7:17 Seest thou not what they do in the cities of Judah and in the streets of Jerusalem?
Jer 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.
Jer 8:1 At that time, saith the LORD, they shall bring out the bones of the kings of Judah, and the bones of his princes, and the bones of the priests, and the bones of the prophets, and the bones of the inhabitants of Jerusalem, out of their graves:
Jer 8:2 And they shall spread them before the sun, and the moon, and all the host of heaven, whom they have loved, and whom they have served, and after whom they have walked, and whom they have sought, and whom they have worshipped: they shall not be gathered, nor be buried; they shall be for dung upon the face of the earth.
Jer 8:10 Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.
Jer 8:11 For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people slightly, saying, Peace, peace; when there is no peace.
Jer 8:12 Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.
Jer 9:2 Oh that I had in the wilderness a lodging place of wayfaring men; that I might leave my people, and go from them! for they be all adulterers, an assembly of treacherous men.
Jer 9:3 And they bend their tongues like their bow for lies: but they are not valiant for the truth upon the earth; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they know not me, saith the LORD.
Jer 9:4 Take ye heed every one of his neighbour, and trust ye not in any brother: for every brother will utterly supplant, and every neighbour will walk with slanders.
Jer 9:5 And they will deceive every one his neighbour, and will not speak the truth: they have taught their tongue to speak lies, and weary themselves to commit iniquity.
Jer 9:6 Thine habitation is in the midst of deceit; through deceit they refuse to know me, saith the LORD.
Jer 9:8 Their tongue is as an arrow shot out; it speaketh deceit: one speaketh peaceably to his neighbour with his mouth, but in heart he layeth his wait.
Jer 9:13 And the LORD saith, Because they have forsaken my law which I set before them, and have not obeyed my voice, neither walked therein;
Jer 9:14 But have walked after the imagination of their own heart, and after Baalim, which their fathers taught them:
Jer 9:23 Thus saith the LORD, Let not the wise man glory in his wisdom, neither let the mighty man glory in his might, let not the rich man glory in his riches:
Jer 9:24 But let him that glorieth glory in this, that he understandeth and knoweth me, that I am the LORD which exercise lovingkindness, judgment, and righteousness, in the earth: for in these things I delight, saith the LORD.
Jer 10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
Jer 10:3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
Jer 10:4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
Jer 10:5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.
Jer 10:8 But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock is a doctrine of vanities.
Jer 10:20 My tabernacle is spoiled, and all my cords are broken: my children are gone forth of me, and they are not: there is none to stretch forth my tent any more, and to set up my curtains.
Jer 10:21 For the pastors are become brutish, and have not sought the LORD: therefore they shall not prosper, and all their flocks shall be scattered.
Jer 10:24 O LORD, correct me, but with judgment; not in thine anger, lest thou bring me to nothing.
Jer 10:25 Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name: for they have eaten up Jacob, and devoured him, and consumed him, and have made his habitation desolate.