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  • #16
    Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Really zoonswoggle?
    That's a funny word

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    • #17
      Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

      Originally posted by Jesse Raffield View Post
      I'm a pathetic liar
      Spelling corrected.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

        There is no verse in the bible that contradicts what I said. Since there is no contradiction, I must be telling the truth. Since I'm telling the truth you must be lying. I just dispelled your entire religion using your own rules.

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        • #19
          Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

          Originally posted by Jesse Raffield View Post
          There is no verse in the bible that contradicts what I said. Since there is no contradiction, I must be telling the truth. Since I'm telling the truth you must be lying. I just dispelled your entire religion using your own rules.
          Tell that joke to satan when you meet him in hell. Maybe he'll laugh.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

            Originally posted by Jesse Raffield View Post
            There is no verse in the bible that contradicts what I said. Since there is no contradiction, I must be telling the truth. Since I'm telling the truth you must be lying. I just dispelled your entire religion using your own rules.
            Yes. Except there is absolutely no logic in that. So if I say something that bible does not contradict, it makes you a liar. Let's try.

            Aardvark! Ha ha, you are a liar!

            Try again heathen.

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            • #21
              Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

              Originally posted by Jesse Raffield View Post
              No, John Lenin was a musician (albeit a very confused one). Steve Jobs created Apple.
              [satanic link deleted]
              I can't find any mentions of the heathen Steve Yobs on this page, only John McCarthy and Paul Lenin, the corrupters of youth from the hardcore punk band The Kinks.

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              • #22
                Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Every I time I think these atheist hippie scientists can not sink any lower, they find a way to sink even lower. There is no limit to their capability of insulting Jesus Christ.

                Some insane retards from, surprise surprise, Britain claim that the brain activity related to religious experience is identical to the effect of using Apple products.


                I suppose in the minds of these completely insane scientists Hell and Apple's "help" desk are a similar experience as well.
                Well many people do talk of the cult of apple....


                Drama queen

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