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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Silly whore girl. Buddhists will burn in hell for ignoring God's word and not repenting their sins. True Christians will go to heaven, as it says in the Bible.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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Fixed it!
Matthew 9:12-13
(12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
(13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.Comment
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Shout GLORY! Thank you for taking the time out of your life to creating an accurate Venn diagram of world religions. Now, let's hope that Google starts picking up this picture instead of the filth that that Dutch whore posted.Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
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Thank you, Rev. Osborne.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
I'll pray that the fixed picture is spread around the internet instead of the lies in Dutch Oven's false diagram.Matthew 9:12-13
(12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
(13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.Comment
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Oh Sister,
Who said we´re here to be "happy"?? We´re here to suffer, specially us, women. We must suffer to gain salvation! It´s the only way!
YiC,
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So berating other people that don't share your views is okay with God? What happened to "Judge not, lest ye be judged." learn to piffleing respect eachother even if you don't have a the same beliefs. Dutch Girl has a different view and opinion. Good for her. You guys are calling her a whore and whatnot. You don't even know her. For self-proclaimed Christians, you sure are a judgmental and condemning bunch.Comment
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Excuse me?Originally posted by RectumDemon View Post
No-one has called that tramp a 'whatnot'.
Nobody. Not ever. Not me.
What the hell's a 'whatnot' anyway?
Can you even call someone that?
YIC, McULamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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Maybe you're the ones going to hell. Ever think of that?Comment
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Ah, Matthew 7:1, a fine verse indeed, but what I've learned while here is that you must always finish quoting the entire verse to truly understand what God's saying:Originally posted by RectumDemon View Post
Matthew 7:1-5
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam [is] in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
To put it in simple terms for you: don't be a hypocrite when judging people, it doesn't say anything about not judging people ever.
You should consider the beam in your eye before calling a True Christian© names.
Matthew 9:12-13
(12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
(13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.Comment
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Originally posted by RectumDemon View Post
Why in the world would that ever happen. We're following the Bible to the letter.
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We know she is a whore because she is Dutch.Originally posted by RectumDemon View PostComment
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So Jews are cheap, greedy, and ugly? Muslims are evil, violent, and backward? Muslims and Christians are stupid?
I think you're trying to make a point with this diagram, but the only one I can see is that you're as bigotted and eager to spread hateful stereotypes as the people who run this site.Comment
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You obviously have not read the KJV 1611.Originally posted by RectumDemon View Post
Leviticus
19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
1 Corinthians
2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians
5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat. 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
We have clear instructions to pass judgement on un-saved trash, like you.
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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.Comment
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You do not contest that Christians are ignorant, mean, intolerant, hateful, crazy, annoying, narrow minded and hypocritical? I think you are nearly as bigotted as her. Typical deluded atheistOriginally posted by Callisto View Post
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