[The Book of Samuel]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Sorry to dig this all back up, but why are the members of this forum so nice to the australian satanists? everyone knows australia is where the sinners of the world are sent.

samuel

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

Sorry to dig this all back up, but why are the members of this forum so nice to the australian satanists? everyone knows australia is where the sinners of the world are sent.

samuel

And that is the reason that our LORD and Saviour had cursed this worthless piece of rock .

[bung79]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

And that is the reason that our LORD and Saviour had cursed this worthless piece of rock .

And where in the bible does it say Australia has been cursed? All you people on this forum argue that unless it's in the bible it's not true. Well???

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

And where in the bible does it say Australia has been cursed? All you people on this forum argue that unless it's in the bible it's not true. Well???

1 Corinthians 6:10(KJV)
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

There you go. Australia is fall of that. So therefore its cursed.

[sk8ter troll]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

I'd like to see the statistics that tells us all Australians are thieves or criminals.

[Nobar King]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

I'd like to see the statistics that tells us all Australians are thieves or criminals.

You do have access to the internet, right? Doesn't Australia publish online the crime statistics for the year? Why don't you educate us about the giving and peaceful nature of your countrymen? So far all I've read has been negative, including your attacks on our Savior, Jesus Christ.

[reihino]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

What is up with you guys and Gays? Were you all rapped by your daddy or something? Sorry that was out of order, but you guys need to pray to your god and ask him if he is happy with you, and don't just hear what you want to hear. I thought Christianity was about helping people and being a good example so that others may follow; not racism and killing people. That is all that I have found here. Didn't this guylove every one no mater what they were? Didn't he teach and help, I have never heard any one tell me that he was mean, not to even the people that killed him. Isn't that Christianity's goal, to be more like him. If so you guys have a long way to go.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

What is up with you guys and Gays? Were you all rapped by your daddy or something? Sorry that was out of order, but you guys need to pray to your god and ask him if he is happy with you, and don't just hear what you want to hear. I thought Christianity was about helping people and being a good example so that others may follow; not racism and killing people. That is all that I have found here. Didn't this guylove every one no mater what they were? Didn't he teach and help, I have never heard any one tell me that he was mean, not to even the people that killed him. Isn't that Christianity's goal, to be more like him. If so you guys have a long way to go.

I will refer you, once again, to THIS thread, from which I now quote:

If you are here because you think we are intolerant, and you are here to try to get us to change our "intolerant" ways, then this section is for you.

We have different definitions of tolerance and hate. You think that we hate someone when we show intolerance, and that to love someone means to tolerate his differences.

We believe that tolerance is the opposite of love. We believe that all nonbelievers are going to be tormented forever in Hell. To be tolerant would be to stand idly by and do nothing, while these folks approach certain doom. We believe that it is loving to rebuke and reproach these people, to save them from doom by any means necessary.

Or perhaps this one:

If you think Christians should not judge others, then this section is for you.

If you think the Bible forbids judging others, then you haven't read it. The Bible forbids superficial judgment based on appearances and it forbids hypocrisy, but it does not forbid judgment. On the contrary, the saved are commanded to pass judgment on others.

Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

Liberal Christians frequently take Matthew 7:1 out of context by claiming that it is prohibition against judging others. The full context is Matthew 7:1-5, and it is a prohibition against hypocrisy.

Matthew 7
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

My job as a Pastor is to find folks who are lost and to try to get them saved. That job would be made a lot harder if I were unable to judge who is lost and in need of salvation.

I would once again urge you to read THIS ENTIRE THREAD before any more whining.

Also Pastor Peters' excellent sermon on "tolerance" would benefit you greatly. Read it HERE and open your heart to Jesus!

[f**** babtist]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

surfers are not the spawn of satan. and just because they are homosexual doesnt mean they are bad people they just want to express themselves. wetsuits arent bad either and they were not created by satan. they are made to keep you warm. i happen to be a surfer and i am morman and you guys should shove your spear up your own @$$ for once because you are the spawn of satan. jesus stares down at you

[VictoryOS]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

surfers are not the spawn of satan. and just because they are homosexual doesnt mean they are bad people they just want to express themselves. wetsuits arent bad either and they were not created by satan. they are made to keep you warm. i happen to be a surfer and i am morman and you guys should shove your spear up your own @$$ for once because you are the spawn of satan. jesus stares down at you

Friend, your post really has me scratching my head. Please take a couple breaths and try again.

[f**** babtist]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

you know what i am sorry for what i said, but i read all of your guyses posts and they mad me feel uncomfortable bieng a surfer. and ya you guys read in the bible that it is ok to judge other people. and i agree with that, just dont call them wicked or possesed by satan. that will only make them rebel more, just let them face the concequences that god chose for them. then they will learn.

once, again sorry for the hatefullness on my last post. i was overcome with angryness

[VictoryOS]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

you know what i am sorry for what i said, but i read all of your guyses posts and they mad me feel uncomfortable bieng a surfer. and ya you guys read in the bible that it is ok to judge other people. and i agree with that, just dont call them wicked or possesed by satan. that will only make them rebel more, just let them face the concequences that god chose for them. then they will learn.

once, again sorry for the hatefullness on my last post. i was overcome with angryness

I understand. Surfers make me angry too. But you're right, we must make every effort to show these wretched misguided souls the Path to Righteousness and pray for them every chance we get.

[Deaner]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

once, again sorry for the hatefullness on my last post. i was overcome with angryness

That's ok friend; we understand the temptations of satan. We preach the whole Bible and obey it to the letter. We don't wash it down or interpret it. I can't say I agree with your comments on homosexuals as God makes it quite clear on what He thinks of them.

I noticed you said you're a mormon. Have you ever seen anything in the Bible about magic underwear friend?

[OmNefoolish_05]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

It is quite obvious that surfing is a homosexual activity. The boards that surfers use are often brightly colored--pink is not at all uncommon--and are conspicuously phallic.



The gay men that call themselves surfers basically straddle giant penises, swim out into the ocean, and attempt to stand up as the waves carry them in. You are undoubtedly thinking that not only are surfers gay, they must be retarded as well to engage in such a mindless and pointless activity. You are probably right.

Next time you have a church picnic, remind everyone not to bring hotdogs or bratwursts. For they too are phallic and would make all who ingest them a homosexual deviant

[Nobar King]

Re: Surfers: spawn of Satan

The LSD has clearly gotten to this young surfer. He thinks that he can surf on his roof. Well, you can't: