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Hello fellow Christians!
Today, while I was kicking my black Catholic gothic slave like the LORD tells me to, I noticed a man outside his house talking about science.
My heart racing, I sprinted outside as fast as (well, as fast as I could go with the 4 bibles I keep on my person at all times) and started calmly telling those godless heathens that science is a sin and that they were going to Hell for supporting the flu vaccine.
Later, after I ordered them to read the bibles I conveniently kept on my person at all times that I handed out (as I mentioned before), I decided to call my local newspaper so they could make note of the trash I had to deal with (*sigh*) in my neighborhood, but they just laughed at me and hung up. I did the only logical thing.
I burnt the phone because bastard unsaved heathens talked to me through it. That's the 3rd one this week...
After an hour of solid prayer, I made my weekly rounds to the local video game store (
), bought every sinful game I could find, and burnt them infront of the sinners who wanted to buy them. After being kicked out again, I went to my gothic son's room for his weekly beating (also like the LORD tells me to in my sleep!). He yelled at me, so I beat him harder because I don't like sinners talking to me.
And finally, before posting here, I threw stones at my 14 year old neighbor because she says she doesn't believe in G-d.
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Today, while I was kicking my black Catholic gothic slave like the LORD tells me to, I noticed a man outside his house talking about science.
My heart racing, I sprinted outside as fast as (well, as fast as I could go with the 4 bibles I keep on my person at all times) and started calmly telling those godless heathens that science is a sin and that they were going to Hell for supporting the flu vaccine.
Later, after I ordered them to read the bibles I conveniently kept on my person at all times that I handed out (as I mentioned before), I decided to call my local newspaper so they could make note of the trash I had to deal with (*sigh*) in my neighborhood, but they just laughed at me and hung up. I did the only logical thing.
I burnt the phone because bastard unsaved heathens talked to me through it. That's the 3rd one this week...
After an hour of solid prayer, I made my weekly rounds to the local video game store (
), bought every sinful game I could find, and burnt them infront of the sinners who wanted to buy them. After being kicked out again, I went to my gothic son's room for his weekly beating (also like the LORD tells me to in my sleep!). He yelled at me, so I beat him harder because I don't like sinners talking to me.And finally, before posting here, I threw stones at my 14 year old neighbor because she says she doesn't believe in G-d.
Tell me of YOUR successes
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