How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

[Nobar King]

During the Swiss forum invasion of August, 2011, I decided that it might be a good idea to figure out the difference between Switzerland and Sweden. Some people think they're the same place, and you would, too if you had seen these beauties:

Can you tell which is which? I can't.

Maybe some of our foreign visitors can give us some clues before they get banned?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

I heard that Sweden remained seemingly neutral while collaborating very closely with Nazi regime of Germany during WWII.

I also heard that Switzerland remained seemingly neutral while collaborating very closely with Nazi regime of Germany during WWII.

See the difference?

[Nobar King]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Now I get it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

I don't think they're different at all. They live in igloos and eat blubber. At least their White.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

I don't think they're different at all. They live in igloos and eat blubber. At least their White.

I don't think Swedes yodel, but I could be wrong about that.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

I heard that Swedes speak a language that sounds like a retarded version of German.

On the other side Swiss speak a language that sounds like a retarded version of German.

See the difference?

I don't think Swedes yodel, but I could be wrong about that.

Your Honor, those are Australians.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Typical Europe to pretend a few rocks can make up a country. It's all the same, they just try to confuse us in borrowing them more money.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?


Swiss Cheese

Swede Cheese

See the difference?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Typical Europe to pretend a few rocks can make up a country. It's all the same, they just try to confuse us in borrowing them more money.

Don’t do it! They’d spend it on anal lube, dildos, stap-ons and male hookers!

I can't get it why are these alleged “Swedes” so jumpy? Once I went to the “iberian penisula” or whatever they call their place; most of natives speak only messican not understanding even a word of American – God’s favorite language - regardless how slow and loud you speak to them; too much spicy food I guess.

[Swedishchristian79]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Your Honor, those are Australians.[/QUOTE]

Not quite, those are austrian and germans perhaps some belgians, not australian, different country, different continent all together.

[swedishwoman]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Well, here in Sweden, we do not have any laws against minarets, we do not speak German, French or Italian as official languages, instead we speak Swedish, we have different climates, we have different types of governments, we have different flags, we have different currencies.
Just to mention some of the differences you usually look at when you distinguish countries from each other.

[Norwegianpretender]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Well, here in Sweden, we do not have any laws against minarets

I wish America would have a law like that

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

Well, here in Sweden, we do not have any laws against minarets, we do not speak German, French or Italian as official languages, instead we speak Swedish, we have different climates, we have different types of governments, we have different flags, we have different currencies.
Just to mention some of the differences you usually look at when you distinguish countries from each other.

So you are saying it is impossible even for natives to tell apart different countries of communist Europistan.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

More stupid swedes

A mouse?

[swedishwoman]

Re: How are Sweden and Switzerland different?

So you are saying it is impossible even for natives to tell apart different countries of communist Europistan.

When did I say that? And Sweden is not a communist state.