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  • Samael
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 35

    #1

    I'm a raging Hedonist.

    Hedonism.
    Its fantastic.
    I smoke marijuana. It acts as a fantastic anti inflammatory for my back, makes my dreams unreal, everything is funny, and I want to chat to everyone. Watch some cartoons, eat some honey on toast, and fall asleep on a beanbag.
    Extacy. There's a reason its called that. Every sensation you have is doubled, if not tripled. Sex lasts for hours, or at least it seems to, people are more interesting than ever before, music runs right into your bones. The whole world is dancing, and everyone is happy. Extacy is god, we are its children.
    Art, its the release. Everything can be expressed with one stroke or a thousand paintings. The world can be revealed to the blind through music, and through colour to the deaf.
    Adrenaline, your own body makes the shit, and its wonderful. Strapping into the bucket seat and tramping 300 horsepower to the ground through spinning rubber around a track, there's nothing like it. Jumping off the high diving board, crawling up the side of a sheer cliff face, standing on a piece of molded fiberglass on the great engines of the sea.

    Sitting in a quiet spot with a good book, completely escaping into ones own mind. Lying in the back of the van with the girl you've just had rampant sex with. Feeling her run her hands up your chest and giggling with delight as you run yours up hers.

    Watching birds fight over a chip on the beach, listening to the breeze whispering in the trees.

    Knowing without a doubt that this is life. There's nothing preventing you from doing what you want to do.

    Life is fun. It's a combination of everything you can hope, dream, and achieve. Its the basis for love. Love is god.
    There is no literal god. God is what we make and believe. God is how we treat ourselves and those around us.

    We are gods. We are all gods.

    I'm a Hedonist. I research that which I believe I should know. I accept what others have to say, even if it grinds my teeth, knowing that my life is fantastic and not limited by the looming threat of bursting into flames if i speak the word PENIS.



    We as blokes are obsessed with it from the day we are born. Also breasts. That obsession never leaves us. Sex. Its THE most enjoyable thing our physiology allows us to do. Short of Extacy. Sex can be had with anywhere from one to dozens of people, and is always good.


    Love one another. Love your fellow man.

    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

    Laugh it up now Sinner. Because the only thing raging when you die will be your hemroids after Satan savagely anally rapes you over and over again with his giant barbed tallywhacker.
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    • Samael
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 35

      #3
      Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Laugh it up now Sinner. Because the only thing raging when you die will be your hemroids after Satan savagely anally rapes you over and over again with his giant barbed tallywhacker.

      Hemorrhoids is a condition where muscle tensions force sections of bowel through the abdominal muscles through over strenuous activity, such as heavy lifting.
      The condition you are thinking of is hemorrhaging, the rupturing of blood vesicles or tissue due to some form of exertion.

      You people sure have a thing for anal sex, don't you? Did you know that the pleasure receptors in your arse are the most sensitive in your body? Should ask Jeebus why those were put there eh?

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

        It's like that to make the punishments of Satan in hell that more painful.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Samael
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 35

          #5
          Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          It's like that to make the punishments of Satan in hell that more painful.
          Shame that when you die, your mortal coil doesn't come with you. Totally negating your comment. There's no room for nerves in the afterlife, its all energy mate

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          • _anon2_
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            • Feb 2008
            • 45

            #6
            Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            It's like that to make the punishments of Satan in hell that more painful.
            note: its p-l-e-a-s-u-r-e receptors.

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            • Samael
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2008
              • 35

              #7
              Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

              By the way, you should try psychoactive mushrooms. Some people have adverse reactions to them, but holy sheeit, i've never seen so many colours come from one cigarette butt in my life!

              Also, Isolate the little man in the boat, and she will squeal

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              • CactusCarl
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2008
                • 11

                #8
                Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                This is awful you should burn in hell with Satan who yes will rape you.

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                • _anon2_
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                  • Feb 2008
                  • 45

                  #9
                  Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                  quite fond of your rape as a punishment here aren't you. I'm sure if any of you were raped you'd find yourselves wondering what it was a punishment for.

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                  • CactusCarl
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                    I never said ass rape and whilst you sit they and think about your hedonist ways you will think about how you will be raped when you go to hell.

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                    • Uri Tardehd
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 59

                      #11
                      Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                      You should learn how to spell ecstasy before trying to use it so many times in one post. Perhaps someone will take mercy on you and get a copy of Hooked on Phonics (hukt on fonix for u) so you may join the rest of the civilized world.

                      Then you might be able to read the Bible (KJV) and be saved from eternal damnation and overload of your sensory receptors from Satan's rod of fire.

                      PRAISE!
                      If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                      Exodus 21:2.5

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                      • _anon2_
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 45

                        #12
                        Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                        Originally posted by CactusCarl View Post
                        I never said ass rape and whilst you sit they and think about your hedonist ways you will think about how you will be raped when you go to hell.
                        Funny you mention this, but if someone sticks something in my asshole without my permission (and this includes satan) its rape. I'm sitting here thinking, and I'm thinking two things:

                        1. I don't honestly believe I'm going to hell
                        2. You need to practice the whole helping people find salvation thing, you're not willing me over.

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                        • CactusCarl
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                          Thats great that you don't beleive your going to hell because I now know that you are a good Christian.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                            No matter how you package your Message, my mind is made up: I'm voting for Pastor Huckbee!

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                            • One-eyed Jack
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 1092

                              #15
                              Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

                              Well, you may be a "raging hedonist" but I'm an ANGRY BAPTIST!

                              You may try to get high, but you'll never get as high as Heaven!

                              (Going to sleep on a beanbag is probably why your back is inflamed, incidentally. Try laying on a firm pad, pulling each knee slowly up to your chest, AND PRAYING TO JESUS FOR SALVATION!)

                              Jeremy Bentham and John Stewart Mill (of his own free will) championed hedonism, and where are they now? Dead! Dead, dead, dead, DEAD. That's what happens to hedonists. Meanwhile, Christians live forever.

                              There is no high like the Lord! Scripture tells us of His bounteous effect upon man.

                              Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. Isaiah 16:11


                              Have YOUR bowels ever sounded like an harp? I THINK NOT! A muted trombone, maybe, but never a harp.

                              There once was a Scotsman who loved him a lass,
                              A Scotsman who fell in love with a girl.
                              He gave her a haggis (although she was Welsh)
                              And hinted that under his kilt was a pearl.
                              He sat 'neath her window and played on his pipes;
                              She opened the pane and put forth her head
                              (he played on his pipes) and she quietly said....
                              ...she roguishly said...

                              "Are ya sittin' on a cat or are ya just glad t'see me?"

                              Whew. See, that's what the inspiration of the Lord does to a man: moves him to make a mighty poetry. Or a least a soggy doggerel.

                              So straighten up, straighten out, and GET STRAIGHT FOR JESUS!

                              Ye are not straitened in us, but ye are straitened in your own bowels. 2 Corinthian 6:12

                              ~~ OEJ

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