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  • d-Logic
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 2

    #16
    Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

    When got created marijuana, was that a mistake?

    How do you distinguish between his mistakes and his tests?

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #17
      Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

      Originally posted by d-Logic View Post
      When got created marijuana, was that a mistake?

      How do you distinguish between his mistakes and his tests?
      Who the hell is "got"? Get off the floor and go to bed.

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      • One-eyed Jack
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 1092

        #18
        Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

        d-Logic: "When got created marijuana, was that a mistake? How do you distinguish between his mistakes and his tests?"

        You read yo' derned Bible! That's how you know what God meant!

        God also created deadly nightshade, poison hemlock, and destroying angel mushrooms. Are you going to eat those things just because God made 'em?

        God created oak trees! Are you going to waddle up to the Shenandoah National Forest, light it afire, and try to smoke it just because God made it?

        Just because God made something doesn't mean He meant it to be smoked, eaten, snorted, or shoved up your choo-choo. Sheesh! I swan to goodness, sometimes I suspect that atheists got their logic out of a cereal box.

        In The Snow Leopard Peter Matthiessen wrote that stunted marijahoochie grows wild in the Himalaya. Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit! Look what it's done to the natives. There they are, highest mountain in the world in their backyard, and did they have the gumption to set out and climb it?

        Nosir! Not for thousands of years!

        It took a darned New Zealandish bloke who was NOT HIGH ON MARIJAHOOCHIE to get the job done.

        You will never find a batch of more joyfuller folk that Landover Baptists. Just look at me, typing like I got wasps in my fingers, so great is my joy. And that's because we bask in the glory of the True Christian God! Get Jesus, mister! He's perpetually on sale, eternally guarranteed, and available now right in your heart!

        Shout Whoopee! And also GLORY to God!

        ~~ OEJ

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        • Sol Invictus
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2008
          • 7

          #19
          Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

          if i had a choice between heaven and hell. I would choose hell easy. Why its where all my friends will be.

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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718

            #20
            Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

            If you're a hedonist, why do you have the need to rage? In Jesus there is peace and serenity.


            And what's so amusing about watching two hungry little birds fighting over one crumb of food? Feed both of them! Jesus fed the entire crowd of His followers with only a few scaps of food because He saw that they were hungry and had compassion for them, you selfish cretin!

            Mark 6:41 And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all.

            Grow up.
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • HadesIsGod
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2008
              • 4

              #21
              Re: I'm a raging Hedonist.

              Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
              God created oak trees! Are you going to waddle up to the Shenandoah National Forest, light it afire, and try to smoke it just because God made it?
              Fantastic point! Perhaps the lack of the euphoric high?

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