[revrggreen]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

I don't need the number.
Just go online.

What is this? A dating site for Goths, freaks and weirdos? I think NOT!

Marco, Why don't you go over to 'Vampirefreaks' and rape a little boy like your kind do, you filthy pedo Goth pervert. Go on, admit it. You like nothing better than to drink the blood of a pre-pubescent boy, dressed in ripped fishnets with painted nails.

Friends, remember ALL goths are not only bi-sexual - ALL Goths are pedophiles, vampires and cannibals too! This is a well known fact.

[revrggreen]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

And one more question, if I may Mr. Green

You think this picture to show a pretty young woman?



Do you realize this is already goth-style?
.

You seem to misunderstand me, I was referring to this picture because at least she looks 'almost' human here. You can tell she is a beautiful angel UNDERNEATH all that white muck she has plastered on her face. The rest of the pictures just make her look like a baby-eating blood-drinking animal-abusing freak.

I am not saying I would accept it if any of my own children came home looking like how she does in the first picture. I'd beat them to within an inch of their lives if they did, and they would deserve it! Though, I doubt that would happen. All my children know what filthy perverted animals the goths really are. They are taught it from a very young age - "Don't associate with Goths, or you'll get AIDS and DIE!" - I don't believe in mincing my words.

Rev RG Green

[revrggreen]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

So you do admit there's something wrong with that look?
But you said you identify with it, didn't you? You said you like to dress that way and you testified to be totally honest.

DO you think there's something wrong with you or do you not think so?
You should be more clear about this.

Well of course there is something WRONG with her. You don't need to be some fancy doctor of Psychotherapy to see that. A good dose of electric shock treatment is what I'd prescribe, help her see the way she's dressing is wrong wrong wrong. It's what I'd recommend for EVERY Goth.

[revrggreen]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

Why would she want to see a psychiatrist? .

Because she's in serious need of mental help. And by the sound of it, you are too.

[Marco Lorringham]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

His name is Charlie Munroe, and He has told me he will be happy to answer ALL your questions TRUTHFULLY! Glory!

This is great! Charlie Munroe? I didn't notice before. Congratulations to the person who came up with this! I nearly laughed my head off.

Charlie Munroe... now, really!



Oh, and I wanted to apologize to Reverend Green. I didn't mean to insult you. Surely your powers of observation serve you well.
As it seems there is no need anymore to talk about her pictures anyway. She has been convinced by our pastor Ezekiel.

[revrggreen]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

This is great! Charlie Munroe? I didn't notice before. Congratulations to the person who came up with this! I nearly laughed my head off!

I hardly see what's so funny about a Goth trying to get help for his sickness - and you just mock him and call him a fraud. Hasn't this Charlie-person suffered enough?

It's people like YOU who make me physically sick. It isn't enough that you freaks prey on children, handicapped people, and small animals... you have to prey on people who just want to get out of your cult. People who want to have a real life with real friends again. Friends that shop at GAP. Friends who wash more than once a month. Friends who are good at sports. Friends in the cheerleading squad. Friends who wear real clothes, not sick deviants who drink stale period blood and dress up like sick circus side-show performers.

You people are freaks.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

People who want to have a real life with real friends again. Friends that shop at GAP. Friends who wash more than once a month. Friends who are good at sports. Friends in the cheerleading squad. Friends who wear real clothes

Who wants those kinds of friends.....well I guess the cheerleaders wouldn't be so bad. Eye fondling them sure helped me get through high school.

[Marco Lorringham]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

Dear Mr. Green

First of all: I AM NOT A GOTH!!!
That's just what you want me to be. You're just angry because I spotted
some missing links in your logic some pages earlier.


And the second thing is: You didn't get the joke, did you?

"Charlie Munroe" ...

I'm not gonna explain it to you, though.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

I'm not gonna explain it to you, though.

It probably isn't a very funny joke. With all the drugs you're on, you'd screw up the punchline anyway.

[Nobar King]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

OK, I'll ask: Who is Charlie Munroe? I googled him, but the results weren't funny.

[revrggreen]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

It probably isn't a very funny joke. With all the drugs you're on, you'd screw up the punchline anyway.

To be honest, I don't even want to know.

One of the Goths we questioned over the last 7 years told us she found it funny when her own mother died. When her mother collapsed with a brain tumor, instead of running to her aide or calling an Ambulance, she instead burst into hysterical laughter for a full 2 hours! She told us she also took out ALL her dead mother's teeth with a pair of plyers, stole her underwear and cut off her mother's nose and several of her fingers, and posted them to her then-living father. When we asked her why, she just replied "I don't know... I guess I thought he'd find it funny too?". Her father died of a heart attack upon receiving said package. She is now serving 23 years in Prison for Satanic child abuse and murder.

These Goths are pretty sick puppies. Who knows what kind of sick shit they find funny?

[Nobar King]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

Where is the RevColinJamesTodd, Ex-goth, ex-vampire, when he is needed? Earth to Colin!! The gothtards are attacking!! They need your help!!

[marilynmanson]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

Right there. You came into our forums and started throwing around utterly implausible, vile goth lies without so much as a by-your-leave.

Hes not lying

[marilynmanson]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

My song expresseses the hatred I feel twards the people who shun me in the world, i respect you trying to get me more fans though, and for that I say Thank You

[JennyD]

Re: Interview with the EX Vampire! (AKA. Ask an Ex-Goth)

My song expresseses the hatred I feel twards the people who shun me in the world, i respect you trying to get me more fans though, and for that I say Thank You

The real Marilyn Manson, while a God-hating transvestite freak, is also rather articulate.

How do you think he would feel about you impersonating him?