[JennyD]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

There is no frustration when you follow the Lamb. I am quite happy seeding my unmoving wife in total darkness through a hole in a sheet.

Brother Deaner, while I understand that you and Mrs. Deaner like to "mix it up" a bit, would you PLEASE refrain from telling us about your kinky, Mormon-style sexcapades?

There are LADIES present! Not to mention delicate flowers, like Petal!

[SUV]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Lady, what ARE you smoking?

Smoking isn't Feminine; why, I would never!

Now stop quizzing Brother Deaner about his sexyness. You should be Ashamed!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Smoking isn't Feminine; why, I would never!

Now stop quizzing Brother Deaner about his sexyness. You should be Ashamed!

Sexy? Deaner? You've got to be joking! He's way beyond sexy!! I want to have his babies! I want to give him some hot monkey love!!

[Nobar King]

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Sexy? Deaner? You've got to be joking! He's way beyond sexy!! I want to have his babies! I want to give him some hot monkey love!!

I believe the monkey love part, but still, I think this post was meant to be sarcastic. We know what kind of man Dancer likes.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Sexy? Deaner? You've got to be joking! He's way beyond sexy!! I want to have his babies! I want to give him some hot monkey love!!

You people changed my post - and you'll likely change this one as well. But the fact of the matter is that the thought of Deaner naked is the best diet aid in the world, since it makes me vomit.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

I believe the monkey love part, but still, I think this post was meant to be sarcastic. We know what kind of man Dancer likes.

Your mods changed my post - I do NOT find Deaner the least bit attractive.

[SUV]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Pastors, why is this one Dancing with Joy again? Sounds kind of Gomer!ish to me. I'm feeling so Ill.....

[Deaner]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Your mods changed my post - I do NOT find Deaner the least bit attractive.

Sister, there's no need to be embarrassed. In reality it's the light of Christ you see that makes you want to hand me your cooter on a serving plate. We men of God are quite used to this but we remain humble and faithful to the service of our Lord.

In time, and with proper guidance, you will pay more attention to the words of Baby Jesus and less attention to the vile and deviant needs of your vagina.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Sister, there's no need to be embarrassed. In reality it's the light of Christ you see that makes you want to hand me your cooter on a serving plate. We men of God are quite used to this but we remain humble and faithful to the service of our Lord.

In time, and with proper guidance, you will pay more attention to the words of Baby Jesus and less attention to the vile and deviant needs of your vagina.

Deaner, my boy, you need never worry about my v****a getting anywhere near you. You can stop obssessing about it now.

[Nobar King]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Here's a current update to this strange situation:

Man declared dead, says he feels 'pretty good'

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (AP) -- Zach Dunlap says he feels "pretty good," four months after he was declared brain dead and doctors were about to remove his organs for transplant.

Zach Dunlap, 21, said he has no recollection of his crash.

Dunlap was pronounced dead November 19 at United Regional Healthcare System in Wichita Falls, Texas, after he was injured in an all-terrain vehicle accident. His family approved having his organs harvested. As family members were paying their last respects, he moved his foot and hand. He reacted to a pocketknife scraped across his foot and to pressure applied under a fingernail. After 48 days in the hospital, he was allowed to return home, where he continues to work on his recovery.

On Monday, he and his family were in New York, appearing on NBC's "Today." "I feel pretty good. but it's just hard ... just ain't got the patience," Dunlap told NBC.

Dunlap, 21, of Frederick, Oklahoma, said he has no recollection of the crash. "I remember a little bit that was about an hour before the accident happened. But then about six hours before that, I remember," he said. Dunlap said one thing he does remember is hearing the doctors pronounce him dead. "I'm glad I couldn't get up and do what I wanted to do," he said.

Asked if he would have wanted to get up and shake them and say he's alive, Dunlap responded: "Probably would have been a broken window that went out." His father, Doug, said he saw the results of the brain scan. "There was no activity at all, no blood flow at all." Zach's mother, Pam, said that when she discovered he was still alive, "That was the most miraculous feeling. We had gone, like I said, from the lowest possible emotion that a parent could feel to the top of the mountains again," she said.
She said her son is doing "amazingly well," but still has problems with his memory as his brain heals from the traumatic injury. "It may take a year or more ... before he completely recovers," she said. "But that's OK. It doesn't matter how long it takes. We're just all so thankful and blessed that we have him here."

Dunlap now has the pocketknife that was scraped across his foot, causing the first reaction."Just makes me thankful, makes me thankful that they didn't give up," he said. "Only the good die young, so I didn't go."