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  • Brother Shawn
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2011
    • 43
    #1

    Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

    I have recently been gathering information for my first story. Seculars satan worshipers sounded like a good topic.
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    True Facts about satan worshipers:

    * They usually come in liberal, catlix, or atheist form. Although you can find just satanists.


    * They usually do mind altering evil drugs. Hippies are a great example of that type of people.


    * Their clothes are usually ripped, burnt, or torn. Many of them don't even wear clothes!


    * A good amount of them burn incense. Incense is used to keep the bond between them and the devil strong.


    -Short Facts-
    * They never bathe.
    * They smell of the marijuana.
    * They fornicate in public.
    Tags: atheist faggot butt muncher, satan worshippers, secularism
    • Bible Student
      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
      With Jesus now.
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2010
      • 2474
      #2
      Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

      Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post
      I have recently been gathering information for my first story. Seculars satan worshipers sounded like a good topic.
      ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      True Facts about satan worshipers:

      * They usually come in liberal, catlix, or atheist form. Although you can find just satanists.


      * They usually do mind altering evil drugs. Hippies are a great example of that type of people.


      * Their clothes are usually ripped, burnt, or torn. Many of them don't even wear clothes!


      * A good amount of them burn incense. Incense is used to keep the bond between them and the devil strong.


      -Short Facts-
      * They never bathe.
      * They smell of the marijuana.
      * They fornicate in public.
      Tell us more about this story. Are you going to be writing a book? You are off to a good start, but you need to flesh things out a bit.
      YiJC, BS

      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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        • Brother Shawn
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2011
          • 43
          #3
          Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

          Bible Student,
          That is just the key points I will be talking about in my full post. I'm probably going to open a blog and post the major parts of it there. I'm not planning on writing a book.

          Also feel free to leave points I should talk about in my full post.

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            • LBC loving Dutchmen
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2011
              • 216
              #4
              Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

              Don't forget the semi-intelligent secular scientist looks. With their white laboratory coats they try to act seriously.
              I gather that is just their devil-worshiping uniform
              II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                • Brother Shawn
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 43
                  #5
                  Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                  Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                  Don't forget the semi-intelligent secular scientist looks. With their white laboratory coats they try to act seriously.
                  I gather that is just their devil-worshiping uniform
                  Should I listen to the Unsaved Trash?

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                    • LBC loving Dutchmen
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 216
                      #6
                      Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                      Of course not, I just want to help. Use it as you see fit
                      II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                        • Brother Shawn
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 43
                          #7
                          Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                          Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                          Of course not, I just want to help. Use it as you see fit
                          You seem to be a very intelligent piece of trash.

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                            • LBC loving Dutchmen
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 216
                              #8
                              Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                              Thank you for your kind words. I try to serve Him where I can, so I thank Jesus for this. I wish you the best with creating your topic. I hope Jesus inspires me to help you with it.
                              II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                                • Bobby-Joe
                                  Landover Security Superviser
                                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 18405
                                  #9
                                  Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                                  You should also mention Brother Shawn that secularists also have beards. Secularists are just to lazy to shave or bathe because they spend to much time look at porn. You can pretty much tell a pervert and a secularist because he has a beard.

                                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                    • Brother Shawn
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Oct 2011
                                      • 43
                                      #10
                                      Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                                      Bobby Joe, I have to totally agree with you on that one.

                                      satan's friend Charles Darwin

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                                        • Didymus Much
                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                          • Jun 2010
                                          • 14079
                                          #11
                                          Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                          ... You can pretty much tell a pervert and a secularist because he has a beard.
                                          Just check out these freaks:

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                                            • Brother Shawn
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Oct 2011
                                              • 43
                                              #12
                                              Re: Secular liberal satanists: 7 Things Christians need to know

                                              Oh my I just ran into the secular communist Lunis Torvaldos.

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