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    Re: I think I am an athiest

    Originally posted by NielsGade View Post
    1. He actually did it and died. Although this isn't my strongest theory, since I doubt he was actually that stupid.

    2. He didn't do it and is gonna post he did do it and lie. Which is a sin if I remember correctly.
    Well, that proves you wrong. I spent the whole of Saturday and Sunday praying to Jesus with a bag over my head (actually that's a slight overstatement, I did remove it while in Church so as not to be taken for a woman, in keeping with the commandment of 1 Corinthians 11:7), and I feel just fine and dandy today. Shows how much atheists know.
    Originally posted by NielsGade View Post
    Also, thanks to your signature, I now know this site is crazy.
    Citizens United and Not Timid.
    C.U.N.T
    As Sister Mary has pointed out, Citizens United Not Timid is a real group. If we're crazy, then so is a major strand of right-wing Republican thought.
    Originally posted by iced_tea View Post
    You'll only be able to understand from an athiest perspective I'm afraid...But we're all wrong.
    Speak for yourself.
    Can someone tell me whether Temperance reflects the opinion and personalities of the majority of people on this forum? If so, i'll be leaving.
    I reflect the Holy Bible (not literally, I don't have a shiny face like Moses). So does every other decent True Christian(tm).
    Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
    Personnally i prefer a hundred times Atheists than you sick batists forum members!
    Um, you do realise that you're a member of a Baptist forum, don't you?
    Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
    He's a christian invention to scare little people like you!
    Friend, while it certainly is the case that we do hate "little people" a lot, we wouldn't go so far as to make up Satan just to terrify midgets. Although it would be amusing.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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