[Thenowhereman (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Your all paranoid Juggalos are just stupid, not a cult. haha other forums need to steal your smiley's.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

um im not stupid

[JennyD]

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um im not stupid

You can't even write a complete sentence, dear.

I think you qualify as stupid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Your all paranoid Juggalos are just stupid, not a cult. haha other forums need to steal your smiley's.

um im not stupid

You two can work out your differences in Quarantine.

[gadien]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

If you are not here to flame us then you must be here to seek our guidance, which you patenty reject. So which is it? Do you want salvation or do you want to annoy us and go straight to HELL?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Who's to say that I haven't been following you advice. Do you know that if I haven't been reading the bible sine I've come to this forum, or that I haven't prayed? Is it because I mentioned some things that you don't agree with? I don't think in any of my post, besides the one in men only forums, did I directly go against anything you have said. I've simply been asking question on what you all believe. Also, I have a personal convent with God, then again, you may say its false so it doesn't matter. BTW, I would PM these messages instead of posting them in post but I believe only people that donate to your church can have full forum privileges. Sadly, I'm not blessed with wealth yet and I'm still trying to catch up on bills due to college debt loans coming due.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Who's to say that I haven't been following you advice. Do you know that if I haven't been reading the bible sine I've come to this forum, or that I haven't prayed? Is it because I mentioned some things that you don't agree with? I don't think in any of my post, besides the one in men only forums, did I directly go against anything you have said. I've simply been asking question on what you all believe. Also, I have a personal convent with God, then again, you may say its false so it doesn't matter.

We know you by your fruits. You're about as Saved© as my pitbulls.

BTW, I would PM these messages instead of posting them in post but I believe only people that donate to your church can have full forum privileges. Sadly, I'm not blessed with wealth yet and I'm still trying to catch up on bills due to college debt loans coming due.

If you had bothered to read the Bible at all you would know that Jesus commands the poor to Tithe everything they own. Every red cent, pal. If you do, He'll take care of all your debts and problems ten times over.

Mark 12:42-44
And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites.... And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Luke 21:1-3
And he looked up, and saw the rich men casting their gifts into the treasury. And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites. And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all.

Click on that "Donate" button at the bottom of this page RIGHT NOW and SHOUT GLORY!!!!!

[gadien]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

We know you by your fruits. You're about as Saved© as my pitbulls.




If you had bothered to read the Bible at all you would know that Jesus commands the poor to Tithe everything they own. Every red cent, pal. If you do, He'll take care of all your debts and problems ten times over.



Click on that "Donate" button at the bottom of this page RIGHT NOW and SHOUT GLORY!!!!!

I know what the bible says about Tithe; however, right now I don't have any money. Next week maybe, but not this week. Also, I'm not convinced that your way is God's way. Like I said in my introduction, I'll re-read the KJV (the one I have isn't KJV) and get back to you.

But I do have a personal convent with God though, whether you believe that or not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I know what the bible says about Tithe; however, right now I don't have any money. Next week maybe, but not this week. Also, I'm not convinced that your way is God's way. Like I said in my introduction, I'll re-read the KJV (the one I have isn't KJV) and get back to you.

You can obtain a free copy of the KJV1611 Bible at any Independent Baptist Church. You can also access the KJV online at www.biblegateway.com anytime.

Finally, I will point out that Brother V has a "Bible in a year" thread going on this very forum. I'm sure you can find it if you try.

There is no excuse for not studying the KJV Bible. It is the ONLY true version, dictated directly by God Himself.

But I do have a personal convent with God though, whether you believe that or not.

You may have a pact with satan, but you certainly have no pact with Jesus. True Christianity(tm) isn't about using your imagination, friend.

[gadien]

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You can obtain a free copy of the KJV1611 Bible at any Independent Baptist Church. You can also access the KJV online at www.biblegateway.com anytime.

Finally, I will point out that Brother V has a "Bible in a year" thread going on this very forum. I'm sure you can find it if you try.

There is no excuse for not studying the KJV Bible. It is the ONLY true version, dictated directly by God Himself.






You may have a pact with satan, but you certainly have no pact with Jesus. True Christianity™ isn't about using your imagination, friend.

Hmm perhaps. I mean according to religious tradition Satan has "intercepted" prayers meant for God and twist them; however, I doubt that Satan would want me trying to help the less fortunate. Furthermore, I doubt that Satan would take away the thing I made the covenant for. Only God would do that to punish for straying from the correct path.

Yes, I have been reading the copy online.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Hmm perhaps. I mean according to religious tradition Satan has "intercepted" prayers meant for God and twist them; however, I doubt that Satan would want me trying to help the less fortunate. Furthermore, I doubt that Satan would take away the thing I made the covenant for. Only God would do that to punish for straying from the correct path.

Stop your posturing. Jesus is disgusted by it. In the book of Isaiah He says that your fancy-pants "good works" are "as filthy rags" in His loving eyes.

[juggalo_faith]

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woop woop...there is a large difference between the juggalo family and the juggalo gang... the family believe in the teaching of our saviour jesus christ, the gang however follows violence and illegal activity...the juggalo religion known as juggaloism is a different form of the christian religion like how protestant and catholic are different we believe in heaven but have the name shangri-la we believe in the teachings of the bible but refere to it as the six joker cards...i for one am a juggalo im 14 and i have already picked up on this message for those of you who may happened to have actually read the mission statement of juggalo faith would know that this is actually a church...go on there and look at their sermons then tell me we are a false religion...listen to this song known as thy unveiling, off the sixth jokers card the wraith this song shows the true message of insane clown posse and the family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq5_bgR8kd0 we arn't tricked into believing that they are our only family we make a decision to run with the crowd that gets dissed by the normal society the juggalo faith was created so that those children who run with bad crowds are still reached to because those kids dont want to roll with your formal format they want to run with hoods and hoodlums and theives oh my...we reach out to them and make the religion of christianity more appealing to the underground...i will end this with a prayer and if you dont like it i dont give a fuck...our father of shangri-la halo be thy name if the world turns over save me from the fire rain keep me pure keep me clean as the lotus grows i ask for your forgiveness keep me from the crows...woop woop(a juggalo sign) thank you god

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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woop woop...there is a large difference between the juggalo family and the juggalo gang... the family believe in the teaching of our saviour jesus christ, the gang however follows violence and illegal activity...the juggalo religion known as juggaloism is a different form of the christian religion like how protestant and catholic are different we believe in heaven but have the name shangri-la we believe in the teachings of the bible but refere to it as the six joker cards...i for one am a juggalo im 14 and i have already picked up on this message for those of you who may happened to have actually read the mission statement of juggalo faith would know that this is actually a church...go on there and look at their sermons then tell me we are a false religion...listen to this song known as thy unveiling, off the sixth jokers card the wraith this song shows the true message of insane clown posse and the family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq5_bgR8kd0 we arn't tricked into believing that they are our only family we make a decision to run with the crowd that gets dissed by the normal society the juggalo faith was created so that those children who run with bad crowds are still reached to because those kids dont want to roll with your formal format they want to run with hoods and hoodlums and theives oh my...we reach out to them and make the religion of christianity more appealing to the underground...i will end this with a prayer and if you dont like it i dont give a piffle...our father of shangri-la halo be thy name if the world turns over save me from the fire rain keep me pure keep me clean as the lotus grows i ask for your forgiveness keep me from the crows...woop woop(a juggalo sign) thank you god

Pastor is starting to lose his composure and is about to open a HUGE can of whoop-ass on these punk-ass freaks that infest this GODLY forum.

[juggalo_faith]

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we are not freaks we are confused children that follow the only guidence to god we understand and myabe thats not your formal way of thinking but we run with the underground and what the true family does is not illegal or violent we follow god just as you do just in our own way

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

we are not freaks we are confused children that follow the only guidence to god we understand and myabe thats not your formal way of thinking but we run with the underground and what the true family does is not illegal or violent we follow god just as you do just in our own way

You are dead meat, punk. Roadkill. A splash of red on the sidewalk.

[juggalo_faith]

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haha but something that people dont understand is that when your part of the family the whole family helps you..."if you mess with one of us you better mess with the whole crew" -jamie madrox...so if you want to get tough old man... hope you can back it up