[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Well firstly, I belive in God, I do not worship satan! If i did, i doubt I'd express interest in learning more about you.

Juggalo's as people ARE real, not as a religion, and not for the monsters you seem to think we are.

And I was serious about learning more. Not to poke holes or condemn your beliefs, but to be futher educated.

If you want to learn about Jesus, you've come to the right place. Step one would be to abandon your filthy perverted juggalo ways and stop defending them. There is no way to be a juggalo and a True Christian(tm), I promise you.

Read through THIS thread, and then click on the PAYPAL button at the bottom of this page to show how serious you are.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Juggalo's as people ARE real, not as a religion,

How are you going to back that up? What about the Juggalos who worship ICP? They think that it's a religion. Don't piss them off, or they'll come bash you.

[crying_blood]

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ok so you think juggalos arent real christians? what about, and i quote

"Now, please refute what your masters, the "Insane Clown Posse", SAY in describing what a juggalo is, and show us how that means that a juggalo is not gangbanging trash out to hurt others for his own self-aggrandizement."

Do you think that is Christian??? I thought that one of the main rules of Christianity is to not judge, love thy neighbor and world-wide acceptance? That comment alone shows that you possess very little of those qualities. Juggalos are not a gang, we do not hurt people for sel gain. Although, some self-proclaimed juggalos do those things, the vast majority of us dont. Many of my friends and fellow juggalos and juggalettes are not particularly violent and dont bash other people for their beliefs like you seem to. We are one family with the same goal as you, to get to Shangri-la or as you call it, heaven.

Let me ask you a question, do you look down on other religions as well? Such as Hinduism, Buddism, or Judism? If you do then arent a real Christian. If you don't then why are smashing another religion? All religions have the same goal, and all of them. including Christianity, wants to get to heaven in the end. So instead of bashing what you call a false religion, why don't you open up your Bible that you supposedly as a Christian love and read what God says about acceptance. Juggalos main thing is to achieve a place in Shangri-la (heaven) and to accept and be accepted. So, since acceptance is a big part in your religion as well as mine, why dont you stop talking about juggaloism and try to figure out exactly what it is?

And as for the comment about juggalos worshiping ICP we dont. They are the people who brought the message outward for most juggalos but they are not who we idolize. So instead of getting mad and irate about a religion you know so little about, why dont you find out about the religion itself and not about what some juggalos do that deform the name of us as a whole?

I am sorry if you can't accept my reply and opinion. This is simply the truth and you seem to be too narrow-minded to accept a group of people who are different. I am a proud Juggalette and would like to give WCL to all my family. And to all who read this may you one day make it to Shangri-la.

[Nobar King]

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I'm not sure what WCL is, but it must be code for something nefarious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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ok so you think juggalos arent real christians? what about, and i quote

"Now, please refute what your masters, the "Insane Clown Posse", SAY in describing what a juggalo is, and show us how that means that a juggalo is not gangbanging trash out to hurt others for his own self-aggrandizement."

What were you quoting? I can't find that anywhere in my KJV Bible.

Do you think that is Christian??? I thought that one of the main rules of Christianity is to not judge, love thy neighbor and world-wide acceptance? That comment alone shows that you possess very little of those qualities. Juggalos are not a gang, we do not hurt people for sel gain. Although, some self-proclaimed juggalos do those things, the vast majority of us dont. Many of my friends and fellow juggalos and juggalettes are not particularly violent and dont bash other people for their beliefs like you seem to. We are one family with the same goal as you, to get to Shangri-la or as you call it, heaven.

Jesus never envisioned clownfag scum as our neighbors. The verse you are paraphrasing and taking out of context refers to our fellow True Christians(tm). The Bible is clear in God's condemnation of sodomites, witches, goths, cripples, atheists, and those who mock God like you.

Let me ask you a question, do you look down on other religions as well? Such as Hinduism, Buddism, or Judism? If you do then arent a real Christian. If you don't then why are smashing another religion? All religions have the same goal, and all of them. including Christianity, wants to get to heaven in the end. So instead of bashing what you call a false religion, why don't you open up your Bible that you supposedly as a Christian love and read what God says about acceptance. Juggalos main thing is to achieve a place in Shangri-la (heaven) and to accept and be accepted. So, since acceptance is a big part in your religion as well as mine, why dont you stop talking about juggaloism and try to figure out exactly what it is?

Please quote the verses that back up what you're saying here. You're just pulling liberal nonsense out of your ass and trying to pass it off as God's Word! Take a look at these verses.

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." -- John 14:6

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

God hates the practitioner of other religions, and He sends them to hell. Are you familiar with the Ten Commandments? Ever hear of the one where God commands us to "NOT HAVE ANY GODS BEFORE ME"? God hates other gods!!

And as for the comment about juggalos worshiping ICP we dont. They are the people who brought the message outward for most juggalos but they are not who we idolize. So instead of getting mad and irate about a religion you know so little about, why dont you find out about the religion itself and not about what some juggalos do that deform the name of us as a whole?

I am sorry if you can't accept my reply and opinion. This is simply the truth and you seem to be too narrow-minded to accept a group of people who are different. I am a proud Juggalette and would like to give WCL to all my family. And to all who read this may you one day make it to Shangri-la.

It is not possible to be a Juggle Clown Scum and also be a Christian. Not possible. Your opinion doesn't amount to a hill of beans, boy. God's opinion is all that counts. Take a look at THIS.

[n1nj4Lo]

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Brothers and Sisters -

While driving back to the hippies' estate today from the market, I stopped at a light near the downtown bus station. I saw four young Caucasian males crossing the street. They wore filthy clothes, with the waistline of their pants at about mid-thigh. I assumed them to be homeless, until they passed me.

The backs of two of their shirts had the embroidered word, "Juggalo".

From their appearance, you can understand that I took "Juggalo" to mean "whigger" or "white trash" or "homeless", but I decided to look it up anyway.

Here's what I found! http://www.juggalofaith.com/

They claim in their mission statement:



Yet this "message" is based on the loosely-termed music of the "Insane Clown Posse", a rap group whose concerts are typically fraught with violence, drunkenness, and all manner of depravity.

Now, tell me, do these lyrics sound like they define a loving, Godly Christian who lives a life without sins like fornication, self-sodomy with foreign objects, drunkenness, public masturbation, and teabagging?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/icpinsaneclownposse/whatisajuggalo.html

Christian? I think not.

This alone is why I have abolute zero faith in the christian followers, and only one hundered precent faith in the religion itself...

Does anybody remember the little phrase "let ye who is without sin cast thee first stone" anymore? I guess JennyD and many more think that they're and are holy high rightous and mighty rollers... But thank you for your concern with us and our so called "false religion" but this is one reason why we decide to just sit back and stay underground.. I mean seriously know religion especially the christian religion has gotten so whacked out and wicked with stereotypes and other stupid assed stuff: such as; i.e.: Teletubbies being Gay and not to let your christian children watch them, Spongebob is retarded and gay with Patrick, and you should not let your children watch that anymore either... Ohh and lets not forget any music that isn't Christian music is bad, wicked and evil and the listeners will go to hell for it..

If Jesus were alive right now he'd slap all of you in the face and tell you to not be so stupid and prejudice, that or maybe since he's a loving god he'd just sigh and shake his head at you and try to open your eyes to your own wrong doings and stereotypes...

It's like a pastor asked me once in a chatroom... He said:

What religion is god?

I replied:[quote=me]God is not a religion, nor does he follow a religion, because if he were to do that then he'd have to favor one out of the other... Which would then lead to discrimination of/over one religion to the other, which god does not discriminate because if he were to be discriminative then he'd also have to be prejudice and he is not... He loves and accepts all his children just as much as he loves all religion, because in one way or another when it all boils down to it, we all worship that very same god... Just in different ways and the savor in different names, from one region/country to another..[quote]the priest then just said [quote=Priest]Wow thats a great answer.. Thank you..[ And sorry I thought I had you all wrong../quote]

The Carnival of Carnage,
The Ringmaster,
The Riddle Box,
The Great Milenko,
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
and The Wraith

Looks like were all out of time brother.
Everybody's out of time!
Fuck It, We gots to tell
All secrets will now be told
No more hidden messages.
This is it yall
Times up,
Everything comes out right here
No need for the reverse talking,
The truth...

Now we have been told this Carnival shit has touched on many lives.
People have fuckin' sworn to us they too can feel it inside.
What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?
We've been waiting six fuckin' Joker Cards to finally tell you.
The messages and hints were there, although most never picked up on them.
We snuck 'em in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.
We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.
The bottom line always the same, you ain't have to look hard!
We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it,
Get with it and dig we don't preach it flat out,
'Cause some ninjas don't wanna get with ya,
They quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.
So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall,
After all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all.
It aint got nothing to do with us! It aint Psychopathic Records!
All we're doing is pointing shit out to you, we in this together!
They're saying who's behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the Hatchet?
Who's beind Dark Lotus, the Circus and everybody at it?
Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalettes and fuckin Faygo showers?
What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit,
Who's behind the Juggalo powers?
This ain`t no fuckin fan club, It aint about making a buck!
Don't buy our fuckin action figures bitch, I dont give a fuck!!
It aint About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or Seventeen.
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean?
Truth is we follow GOD!!!!
We've always been behind Him!
The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find Him!

May The Juggalos Find god!
May The Juggalos Find god!
May The Juggalos Find god!
He's out there, He's Out there!

We're not sorry if we tricked you!
We don't care what happens now.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.

He's Out There!
May The Juggalos Find god!
He's Out There!
May The Juggalos Find god!

We're not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
Our carnival will carry one.

Yeah, He's everywhere!
Im sayin He's anywhere!
Juggalos, Hes out there!
Yeah, yeah, everywhere!
He's Out There

Come see the show,
Oh the big top show,
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
Dead dirty carnies, dead Juggalos
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival

He's out there!

Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla
ya cant fuck with the Juggla

May the Juggalos find Him!
May the Juggalos find Him!
He's out there!
May the Juggalos find Him!
May the Juggalos find Him!
He's out there! He's out there!

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry,
Even though most never try,
I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no.

This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!
This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!

We're not sorry if we tricked you!
We don`t care what happens now.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchets and we`re proud.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.

Suck My Nuts, Bitch! Fuck You!
Suck My Nuts, Bitch! Fuck You!

Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP, we got the dog beats!
Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP, we got the dog beats!

3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
People love to point and stare
3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
Its the same as everywhere

Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!
Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!

He's out there!
We don't care what happens now!
We swing our hatchets and we're proud!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!

Thank you! ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for joining us
We hope you've enjoyed the Wraith's exibit of Shangri-La
As soon as you die, this will be yours!
Thank you for joining us! Thank you byaaatch!
Hahahaha, always remeber to fuck off!
Thank you! Fuck Off! Good bye!
Bitch!

[n1nj4Lo]

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"Does this excite you? Think about it!
Does it not stagger the imagination?
No builder on earth can conceive any structure to compare to the mansions
above.
Won't that be something when you go to live in your own mansion?
There'll be no concern about paying for it;
it's already taken care of.
There'll be no worry about being moved out of it. It will be yours forever."

I got shot, Bahh! The murder was heinous.
The bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus.
And I was hit, that was it, on the spot,
Flash, I woke up in a parking lot.
And I'm sittin in a '64 Marquece,
With Shaggy Dope written on the car keys.
I look around I can't believe that it's possible,
I'm dead, and I made it to the carnival.
I walk in, it's everything I dreamed of,
Everybody and they mama got clownlove.
Japanese, Lebenese, and Chinese,
Portuguese, and southwest ghetto G's. (hoo hoo)
Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers,
Instead of always givin' each other piledrivers.
I see my old homey, he died in a drag,
Chillin with two bitches, "What up, Shag?"
And he passed me a blunt like a tree trunk,
I tried to hit it, but couldn't even piffle with it.
And to think, I always been afraid to die,
But I ain't never goin back, to wonder why.
(Chorus
We all gonna die. But I'm not gonna fry.
Even though most never try, I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
I was born. First they threw me in a shitpile.
I dealt with it, and lived there for a while.
I got dissed on, pissed on, and beat down,
Mutilated, and tossed out a dead clown.
Next thing ya know, I'm chillin' at the big top,
Free money, and mad bitches non-stop.
No water, it's faygo on tap,
I wash my hair, and my face, and my butt-crack wit' it,
Cuz I can, cuz I'm fat paid,
I got a five story funhouse with a maid,
And she walks 'round wit' her titties hangin' out,
And when I cough, she come and dust my balls off. (hoo hoo)
I'm headed up to the show, I'm gonna see,
Jimi Hendrix, Selena, and Easy-E,
Elvis tried to open up but got dissed off,
We got pissed off because he sounded like butt, There’s No fights it’s a perfect match, hillbillies in a crowd tryin ta cabage patch. And to think ive always been afraid to die but I aint ever goin back. To wonder why.

(chorus)
(chorus)
(intro bit)
Did ya ever burn your finger on somethin', hey,
Well picture this, ya nuts burnin' that way.
And a roman candle stickin' in ya butthole,
That's where the greedy snake mutha piffleas go.
This is all hell now, we livin' in it,
But this bullshit'll be over in a minute,
Then it's off to the faygos and nedin hoes,
New clothes, and patent leather for your toes. (hoo hoo)
And while ya sit around cryin' for ya dead friend,
He's chillin' up there paid gettin' mad ends.
He's probably there tryin' ta figure out why you're sad,
He's on the beach gettin' fat, you got it bad.
And for those who ain't down for the next man,
Who rob from the poor, and snatch all ya can,
And any chicken talkin' shit, lemme tell ya somthin',
Hold a lighter to your balls, and you'll see what's comin'

Please try tell me that these lyrics speak of Satanic beliefs.. I'd love to see how you break us down into being Satanists, but then again why am I really so worried about it? I mean Baptist is one of the worst cases of a racist christian religion as much as catholism is... haha, So who am I kidding with taking you all so seriously, when the name of your domination itself brings a frown and sigh of disappointment to mostly anyone..

[Gods Lill Fuggalette]

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What a bunch of Hateful people!!
Most of you don't even know what a "juggalo" is.
Quit being discriminating tword other people and their beliefs.
Juggalos (and Juggalettes) believe in God.
Try listening to The Unveiling by Insane Clown Posse!!
Grow up and stop trying to find flaws in other people.
By the way "Fallen Angel" I'm sure God dosn't care what we look like, as long as we are behind Him.
What kind of people post Hate Blogs on the internet?!!
Seriously, next time you have a bad thought find something better to think about, prey, go to church and ask for forgivness cause NO ONE (not even GOD) want's to listen to you be disrespectful to others...
Get Over It, WE WILL ALWAYS BE JUGGALOS!!

I LOVE THE FAMILY!

[n1nj4Lo]

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LoL.. Exactly right one, these people of such a loving god sure are hateful and prejudice and very quick to cast out anyone who they think are going to hell, but wouldn't think once about if and where they're going because of their lives and ways...

Remember just cause you've got the ticket, doesn't always mean you'll catch the train..

[n1nj4Lo]

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What I find funny and love the most about this site, is any new user who joins is given the forum title of "Unsaved trash" that tells all us juggalos all we need to know about you literally.. So great from such a great religion, now we all see who is indeed quick to cast the first stone..

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Oh, lordy lordy! Someone, please censor these demonic lyrics! They are threatening my titheing time with the Lord!

[Gods Lill Fuggalette]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

"Truth Is We Follow GOD
We've Always Been Behind HIM
The Carnival Is GOD
And May All Juggalos Find HIM!"

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

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I don't think I could've put it any better myself, n1nj4lo. I applaud you.

You people are suppose to be Christians.. You are suppose to love all people equally, but from reading the signatures on a few of you.. You apparently don't. Based on Pastor Ezekiel's signature it looks like no one is going to get into heaven. Hmm.. there could be a problem there since I was raised Christian and I pray.. and, oh yeah, I follow God. You know what else? I'm a juggalette and I LOVE my family. They respect me and I respect them. They accepted me when a bunch of "christians" refused to.

You all need to re-read your bibles. God would not want you treating people like this. I don't believe it says anywhere in the bible to bash another person's character based on looks alone. You don't know us.. and we don't know you, but the vibe I get off just VISITING this board isn't good.

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.."




MCL!

[n1nj4Lo]

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What were you quoting? I can't find that anywhere in my KJV Bible.



Jesus never envisioned clownfag scum as our neighbors. The verse you are paraphrasing and taking out of context refers to our fellow True Christians™. The Bible is clear in God's condemnation of sodomites, witches, goths, cripples, atheists, and those who mock God like you.



Please quote the verses that back up what you're saying here. You're just pulling liberal nonsense out of your ass and trying to pass it off as God's Word! Take a look at these verses.



God hates the practitioner of other religions, and He sends them to hell. Are you familiar with the Ten Commandments? Ever hear of the one where God commands us to "NOT HAVE ANY GODS BEFORE ME"? God hates other gods!!





It is not possible to be a Juggle Clown Scum and also be a Christian. Not possible. Your opinion doesn't amount to a hill of beans, boy. God's opinion is all that counts. Take a look at THIS.

I'm sorry but I also don't think he ever invision such a racist trash talking priest either... That goes for you and any others like you..

I find it all one big joke, how you think just cause someone is a juggalo then > they're in a gang > and they're out for their own self gain no matter what it takes > plus that we are all satanists...

Please get over it, the salem witchcraft trials have been over for centuries... So stop reliving the past and move on... For the sake of saving face and your own religion..

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

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Have you guys noticed some of their smilies??



That one is offensive to me. A fellow juggalo went over to Iraq and died in that war protecting scum like you.