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  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The unsaved have scales on their eyes and are blinded to God's Word. It's because your father is satan.


    If my father is satan, then I must be an old french hooker!





    God's Word is not open to interpretation. We take it as He gives it.

    If God's Word not open to interpretation, and you take God's Word as it is given, then Leviticus 20:23 DOES only apply to those in Israel. You should think before you type!

    And what kind of a fool argues a point that he doesn't even believe? What a tool you are Jesse!

    I am a tool and proud of it! You must have selective reading because I already pointed out, I made that arguement to PROVE A POINT!

    That is an excellent question. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.
    Doesn't prove anything

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    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by JesseJames View Post
      Doesn't prove anything
      I swear I thought we already proved da Jiggaboo point already!
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        All your sermon shows is the differences between the different versions of the bibles through the years. Misinterpreted and mistranslated. For all you know, your KJV could contain many errors and distorted messages as well. Nothing is the same when translated to a different language. There are always missing terms, misuse of words and so many different contexts.

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        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by JesseJames View Post
          All your sermon shows is the differences between the different versions of the bibles through the years. Misinterpreted and mistranslated. For all you know, your KJV could contain many errors and distorted messages as well. Nothing is the same when translated to a different language. There are always missing terms, misuse of words and so many different contexts.
          You obviously didn't read the sermon. That's not what it says, demon.

          Why would God allow any mistakes in His Word? He is God Almighty! He's perfect, everyone knows that! God's Word is perfect too. My sermon clearly illustrates how you can tell which version of God's Holy Word is the One True Bible. Please read it again, only this time get on your knees and open your heart up to Jesus!

          Do you know about King James and how he came to be the instrument of God? Read THIS.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            What does any of this have to do with Juggalos?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              What does any of this have to do with Juggalos?
              Juggalos are scary. They run around with hatchets, and they sacrifice old women to their clown gods (after they rape them).

              Ew.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Juggalos are scary. They run around with hatchets, and they sacrifice old women to their clown gods (after they rape them).

                Ew.
                Did you read that somewhere?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Did you read that somewhere?
                  No, I saw it right here in North Salem! It was awful . . . Poor Mrs. Rodgers!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    No, I saw it right here in North Salem! It was awful . . . Poor Mrs. Rodgers!
                    You didn't see any such thing! You are all ignorant with your beliefs. You have no clue what a Juggalo is! You have no idea what we stand for because you're ignorant and choose not to look past the wicked stuff and actually look into what our message is! We're a family. We're not a gang. We accept those that you deem as "Damned" We accept everyone but racists and bigots, which is what you are!

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                    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by Diablo418 View Post
                      You have no clue what a Juggalo is! You have no idea what we stand for because you're ignorant and choose not to look past the wicked stuff and actually look into what our message is!
                      It is necessary to "look past the wicked stuff"?

                      You mean like chasing people with hatchets, advocating murder and assault, dipping your testicles into someone's soup, gloop, doing drugs, those sorts of things . . . and then you claim to be "Godly"?

                      I'd say, "Don't make me laugh", but you already did!
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                      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        It is necessary to "look past the wicked stuff"?

                        You mean like chasing people with hatchets, advocating murder and assault, dipping your testicles into someone's soup, gloop, doing drugs, those sorts of things . . . and then you claim to be "Godly"?

                        I'd say, "Don't make me laugh", but you already did!
                        Trust me lady, you made me laugh too =]

                        See, this is the whole purpose of the songs, to show who is and who isn't worthy! If you are too ignorant to look past all the bad things then you aren't worthy. If you would actually take the time to look past it, you would see that the true message is that what they're saying is wrong, the wicked things they say they're doing is wrong, and be true to yourself, be true to others. Don't judge others and don't let people get you down for what you believe in. I follow their message quite close. I'm a good person, I don't hurt people and I certainly don't do anything bad. I don't do any drugs, and I've never done any bad, harmful to myself or others.

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                        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Ah, you prove yourself worthy by ignoring the blasphemous white-trashness.

                          Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?

                          Is it opposite day or something?
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                          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            It's not idiotic at all. It's smart!

                            It shows who's worthy to listen or not! Now I'm not saying just because you don't listen you aren't worthy for heaven, no, nooo! I accept all races and religions and beliefs. Which any TRUE Christian, and no not your stupid trademarked "True Christian" A real Christian.

                            Just for you Jenny ;]

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                            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by Diablo418 View Post
                              It's not idiotic at all. It's smart!

                              It shows who's worthy to listen or not! Now I'm not saying just because you don't listen you aren't worthy for heaven, no, nooo! I accept all races and religions and beliefs. Which any TRUE Christian, and no not your stupid trademarked "True Christian" A real Christian.

                              Just for you Jenny ;]
                              This is not a forum for entertaining your sick S&M fantasies about Sister Jenny!
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                This is not a forum for entertaining your sick S&M fantasies about Sister Jenny!
                                Oh look, another ignorant bible beater. Oh I definitely have sick fantasies about you poor, misguided people. Much Clown Love to all of you! Yes, I know, you don't like me. You don't believe in what I do, but I show my love and respect, regardless, sister.

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