[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

any way i got to go sorry about the mispelling of volunteer im out be back tomorrow to continue our talk

Hah, so you do know how to spell "Volunteer". I suppose after I lured you into yet another mis-spelling you must have looked it up. Shows that you made it past the third grade. Too bad you haven't learned anything. And I thought you were leaving. Fourth graders have school in the morning.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

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the family believe in the teaching of our saviour jesus christ, the gang however follows violence and illegal activity...the juggalo religion known as juggaloism is a different form of the christian religion like how protestant and catholic are different we believe in heaven but have the name shangri-la we believe in the teachings of the bible but refere to it as the six joker cards...i for one am a juggalo im 14 and i have already picked up on this message for those of you who may happened to have actually read the mission statement of juggalo faith would know that this is actually a church...

You just told us you don't follow the Bible, you make up your own instead.

Therefore, you are not doing as God commands in the Bible, but rather following your False Clown Messiahs straight to Hell.

pooh pooh(a juggaloser sign) thank you

haha but something that people dont understand is that when your part of the family the whole family helps you..."if you mess with one of us you better mess with the whole crew" -jamie madrox...so if you want to get tough old man... hope you can back it up

So, you don't engage in violence or illegal activity, but you threaten the life of an elderly Pastor with a gang-style assault.

Hypocrite, liar, troll.

[JennyD]

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You are foolish unsaved trash and most likely a Negro. If you want to be saved you must go through the ex-Negro program before any consideration may be given. You must then Bathe in the Blood of Jesus and accept HIM as your Savior. You must read the KJV1611 Bible and believe every single Word because each of those Words is the WORD OF GOD. Now quit being a fool and get right with God. As of now you are walking straight down the path to HELL!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Lazarus, your speculation regarding and apparent obsession with this juggaloser's racial makeup is rather disturbing. I trust you're not some sort of a closet racist?

As you know, we do not tolerate bigotry at Landover Baptist Church, and expect that you will choose to recommend the ex-Negro program only to confirmed Negroes in the future.

Remember, we can only help people solve their problems if they are willing to admit to them!

[juggalo_faith]

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you know what i kinda listened to you guys im not gunna stop being a juggalo but i think i have a different look at the religion

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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you know what i kinda listened to you guys im not gunna stop being a juggalo but i think i have a different look at the religion

Sure you will. One day soon Jesus is going to mash you like a potato, and you'll shed your idiotic cult right quick.


Then you'll begin the trip to hell.

[JesseJames]

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Good day all!
Juggalos are not a gang, a religion or anything of the sort. We are simply a group of people who share common thoughts, values and beliefs. The Insane Clown Posse are not cult leaders, "Juggalo Gods" or anything of the sort. They are fellow Juggalos and simply supply the music. Yes they did create the term "Juggalo" only because we can't be put anywhere else, therefore we fit into our own catagory, as we are not gang bangers, rappers, preps, skaters, ect. ICP just named the category. There is no actual definition for the word "Juggalo" except for "followers of ICP" as i've found in an online dictionary. We don't follow them, we can relate to what they are saying. Juggalos are against hatred, racisim, biggotry, spousal and child abuse, molestation, murder, satanisim, ect. They (ICP) talk about the reality in the world, all of the hatered, biggotry, ect. and what they'd like to do about it. I mean, hypothetically, if your child was raped or abused, wouldn't you want to do something to that person who commited the crime? I'm not saying we do take our revenge, because obviously, it isn't right to do so. ICP talk about it and what they would do so we don't have to. Like stress or anger relief, similar to getting upset and going to punch a pillow or going outside and screaming. They are not telling us to kill people. Posers or "Juggaho's" if you will, are the misguided bunch, we disown them, because they claim to be a Juggalo, but they are not, they are the ones who go and commit crimes of murder, armed robbery and so on. Those people have no clue what it is to be a Juggalo. The song "What is a Juggalo" is not what it seems at all. As I said there is no real definition for "Juggalo". If you have heard the song or read the lyrics to the chorus, you will see that ICP themselves don't know exactly what a Juggalo is. The verses are comprised of stupid and smarta** answers to the question, meant to be taken not literally, but humorously. Like for some people if they don't know the answer to a question they make a humurous silly remark as the answer. Same deal. Being a Juggalo is about embracing the fact that everyone is different and accepting one another for who they are. I'm not trying to argue, insult or belittle anyone in anyway shape or form. I just wanted to say my piece.

[Nobar King]

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If the juggalos are so peaceful, why do they always come here and threaten to bash us? Why do you have those stupid pit-bulls?

[JennyD]

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If the juggalos are so peaceful, why do they always come here and threaten to bash us? Why do you have those stupid pit-bulls?

Brother Nobar, I'm scared! That juggaloser assaulted my eyes with a wall of unintelligible drivel, with not a single paragraph break!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Good day all!
Juggalos are not a gang, a religion or anything of the sort. We are simply a group of ....blah blah blah.... I just wanted to say my piece.

If there's one thing we know for certain, it's that these juggalosers cannot be trusted to tell the truth. They spew out lies the way joos count diamonds.

[Nobar King]

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It sure didn't write like a juggalo. I suspect that this is just a juggalo poser.

[JesseJames]

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In reponse to "Nobar King":
Juggalo's get a bad reputation from the media as it is. People hate on us quite often and none of them actually understand what it is we're about. People in general can only take so much abuse before things get out of hand, words are exchanged and things start to happen. I'm sure if some were to misunderstand you and your faith, and constantly rub it in, you eventually would take some sort of action being verbal or whaever. This is why your experiances with other Juggalo's are probably negative. They're flat out pissed off! Not neccesarily at you or others on this site, but just by being constantly misunderstood time after time. I'm known to be a very calm person and in your space (this forum), I believe you and all others here are entitled to be shown respect.

To be honest sir, I'm not sure where you got this idea of us loving pitbulls and that we all own one, I for one don't like them and have had nothing but bad experiances with them.

I can also assure you I am a proud Juggalo!

JennyD, sorry for my one endless paragraph, I was just more concerned with say what I wanted to say then for paragraphing my post. I am trying harder with this one.

Pastor Ezekiel, you don't have believe a word I say, you are all entitled to your opinions and beliefs. I ask you though, even though you don't know me or other Juggalo's, what have we done to not be trusted? Granted we havn't done anything to earn your trust, shouldn't that give us some sort of neutral standing?

For the record, I don't really have any harsh feelings towards any of you, I'm sure you're all really nice people and lead great lives and have great friends.

My postings here are just my attempt to clear the air and set straight "Juggalo Myths" from reality. I am however very interested in what you guys have to say, and if anyone is interested, teaching me a little about your religion. I personally find all religions facinating with the different teachings, beliefs, and even literature. I myself come from a mixed backround of Christianity, Jehovah Witnesses, and actually, Hinduisim. I cling to none of them and prefer to educate myself instead. I hope someone would be kind enough to talk to me about it, but I can understand if you'd rather not.

Till next time...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You worship satan, that's all we need to know.

[ChristianInNC]

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I myself come from a mixed backround of Christianity, Jehovah Witnesses, and actually, Hinduisim.

Well, that explains why you are so screwed up. It's time to start walking with the True God!

[Nobar King]

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My postings here are just my attempt to clear the air and set straight "Juggalo Myths" from reality.

You think it's real?

[JesseJames]

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Well firstly, I belive in God, I do not worship satan! If i did, i doubt I'd express interest in learning more about you.

Juggalo's as people ARE real, not as a religion, and not for the monsters you seem to think we are.

And I was serious about learning more. Not to poke holes or condemn your beliefs, but to be futher educated.